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Show The market report shows only 'ii, 654 hogs Id St. Louis. One of the best things tor a man of forty -five to do Is to cheer up and loon young. One Chicago firm has bought 6,000,-000 6,000,-000 three-cent stamps but cot at i drug store. Some one advises that the hunters dress In black. In which event the crape should not be omitted. "Why don't rich women pay their bills?" asks Leslie's Weekly. Probably Probab-ly because they don't have to. A New Haven doctor watched an operation on himself for appendicitis. It must have been a cheering spectacle. specta-cle. An Ohio man wants a divorce because be-cause his wife smokes his stogtes. That's not such an expensive habit, is it? Los Angeles requests that its name hall be pronounced Loce Ahng-hayl-ais. "My, but what a long tall our eat has." A steamer carrying 2,200,000 cocoa-nuts cocoa-nuts has arrived at New York and the threatened cocoanut pie famine has been averted. Germany is going to have an aerial cruiser that will carry 300 people. No guarantee Is .given as to how far it will carry them. Frenchmen's clothes are sometimes ibnormal, observes an Indianapolis college col-lege professor. So, sometimes, are :ollege professors'. The Chinese rebels have cut off their queues, but a good many of them continue to refuse to tuck their shirts inside their trousers. Chicago is to have a home for disabled dis-abled poets. That town is apparently apparent-ly willing to take any risk In order to Increase its population. The breaking of a world's record in an auto race is no small thing; but the point of greatest importance is that no necks were broken. A Massachusetts physician says that she can tell a woman's age be feeling her pulse.' Due to the fact that her age is a secret that lies nearest a woman's heart A Chicago saloon keeper was fined $50 for abusing a policeman who told him to close his saloon 'after 1 a. m. It never pays to be sassy to a copper, especially in Chicago. There are boneheads, too, in the burglar bur-glar profession. Only last week a night prowleivgot away with $6,000 worth of lewelry and overlooked several tons Df coal in the basement A South Carolina prophet announces an-nounces that the world will come to an end next year. There Is no likelihood like-lihood that it will come early enough to keep us from having a long winter. win-ter. A capitalist recently went to New York and got rid of $10,000,000 In three months. If he had gone to really competent New Yorkers he could have got rid of It in less than three days. In Cleveland a grocery store Is offered of-fered for sale, the reason, as advertised, adver-tised, being that "the present owner Is dead." This seems to dispose of the old theory that "you can't tfike It with you." A professor in Prance was sent to prison for making a fuss because his train departed ahead of schedule time. Life for the public utilities there must be one long, sweet song. The dwelling of a man in New York city has been visited by burglars four times In the last three months. He ought to write something hot and indignant in-dignant to the papers about It The rat she wore In her hair caused the death of a Pennsylvania woman. It Is now In order for a development of the hobble-skirt fatality. Even then fashion will not have done Its worst "Ethereal asphyxia" Is the name given to drowsiness and dizziness suffered suf-fered by aviators. But this will not help the high fliers of the grill room. Then won't be able to pronounce It When they get home. A convict In Ohio has contracted tuberculosis from tainted money bills which he slipped in his mouth. This Is a terrible warning, but the chances are that given the bills, the majority will consent to risk the germs. |