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Show If you have any ground- for complaint, com-plaint, dissolve them. All signs point to a sky full of flying fly-ing machines before long. A Philadelphia man stole the roof from a church, and Pittsburg is jealous. jeal-ous. Some day this part of the country will get mad and clean up with Medicine Medi-cine Hat No man in an automobile should regard re-gard himself as a licensed killer of his kind. When churches select press agents they should seek them outside of theatrical the-atrical ranks. England has invented luminous golf balls for those who are afraid to hole out in the dark. The anti-kiss button is all right in principle, but so many ladies use hooks and eyes. A Chicago man has the last word! His wife dislocated her jaw while bawling him out. Nicaragua's revolution continues pegging away in a manner to keep every one feeling natural. Paper money is to be made smaller. But cheer up. It will probably continue con-tinue to look bigger and bigger. "Beware of pickpockets and hatpins," hat-pins," warns the London police, thus putting both parties on their guard. Liliuokalani is given to understand that since she has no crown she does not need any crown lands to support sup-port it " Singing is proposed in Paris as an aid in uplifting the morals of young people. But how about the old people next door? Cook books issued by the government govern-ment have proved so interesting that a bureau of household recipes might be suggested. The Michigan is our fastest battleship, battle-ship, but the medals for the shot-put and marathon records have not yet been awarded. Generally speaking, the main difference dif-ference between the husband's poor kin and the wife's is that his doesn't cost her anything. A Nebraska woman's hat, decorated decora-ted with fruit, was eaten by a horse. But it was of practical use, at least, while others like it "No photographer who is an artist will flatter a patron," says a London weekly. Jtfo photographer who is an "artist" will make a living, either, eh? Indianapolis doctors made a man a new nose from a chunk of his leg. He limps now, and he can't smell, but otherwise the operation was a success. suc-cess. New York's subway has improved on its old straps by putting in cast steel hangers, with porcelain handles. But the public is expected to do its hanging on in the same old style. "Training for housekeeping is woefully woe-fully missing from our school system," sys-tem," says an Ohio manufacturer. Is this another covert attack on the biscuits bis-cuits of the woman's college graduate? gradu-ate? The German emperor keeps up fifty residences, some of which he has never seen. He probably wishes to have things prepared in case he is ever caught far from home late at night. Meanwhile, it may comfort those persons who think they have had a narrow escape to reflect that it will be seventy-five years before Halley's comet visits this part of the universe again. fecientinc measurements establish that Yale students weigh more and are thicker in the neck and chest than in 1864. How much larger they are in their minds is not statistically Imparted. The number of cigarettes which' are emoked in this country is rapidly increasing. in-creasing. Perhaps this Is due to the precautions that are being taken to stop the sale of poisons to irresponsible irrespon-sible people. A Chicago minister says woman's greatest fault is that of telling little white ones. He should understand that many marrlod women have to take drastic measures to preserve the family reputation. President Twitchell of the Maine State Pomological society reports, after aft-er an Investigation, that from 100,000 to 150,000 apple trees have been set out In Maine this year. Perhaps what used to be the Pine Tree state may become the Apple Tree state In time. |