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Show Circumstances and lawyers altei cases. Anyway, the unwritten law seems tc have a lot written about it We are a good deal happier because of a lot of things we don't know. Without the shedding of blood there seems to be no way of conquering the air. Brag about a girl to her female friends if you would discover her faults. The Seine seems to have acquired the Ohio river habit in getting over banks. If you can't get what you want why don't you quit wanting It? It is merely a Btate of mind. When the doctor tells a man to diet, the patient proceeds to refuse all the things he dislikes. A regular feature of the Monday morning papers Is the list of dead and Injured among Sunday autoists. , Laura Jean Libbey, who advocates the kissless courtship, is pushing the most unpopular propaganda on record. It Is alleged as proof of a New York man's insanity that he was no good at bridge whist This is very Gotham-esque. Our Idea of a strong minded woman Is one who insists that she would rather have her clothes comfortable than fashionable. A new card game popular In England Eng-land is called "Dabbit." It should be explained that many Englishmen have chronic colds. A boy committed suicide because he was compelled to give up school. It Is not feared that there will be many cases of this sort Don't blame the faithful hen for rots, spots, leaks or specks. Her part of the work was all right The storage companies did the rest A scientist who recently tried to hypnotize a dog was bitten by the animal. He should have begun by making the dog believe it had no teeth. Doctor Wiley advises against cold-storage cold-storage turkey. That is very well, but he should first break that handsome hand-some bird of indulging In the cold-storage cold-storage habit An English peer is to marry an East Indian princess. This precedent once established, may introduce dangerous dan-gerous competition in the matrimonial title market for American heiresses. A Chicago woman refuses to pay for , photographs which she recently had taken, because she thinks they make her look too old. The photographer should hasten to get a new retoucher. A tree trimmer who had to look up all the time in his work has gone insane. in-sane. That ought to be a warning to those enthusiastic persons who spend most of their time on the aviation Geld. With a string of aviators touring the country like a circus, possibly it won't be long before we see the sky fenced off with canvas ard young hopefuls climbing In under the clouds to see the show. A man says that he Is going to start a paper in New York that will be free from the faults of the other journals jour-nals there. It ought not to be hard to start one, but keeping It going is apt to be uphill work. People ought to clean house oft-ener. oft-ener. Now here's a New York man had an old trunk kicking about the house for five years before he opened It and found that somebody had carelessly care-lessly left a dead person in it. English lords who object to the use of American dallars in the British campaign will have the full sympathy of French counts and German barons, who think American dollars should be devoted to the securing of personal pleasure only. News from different portions of the Aleutian region indicates that there have been great volcanic activity and earthquake shocks in that quarter. The disturbances continued for four days. This information affords fresh evidence that the scientists are correct cor-rect in regarding the neighborhood of Alaska as a center of remarkable seismic activity. |