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Show Lima Is recommended as a diet to cure fiat feet Quickens up a body, no doubt. This eight hour a day law la all right for women, but where does mother moth-er come In? An Ohio man was Injured by an explosion of a hot doughnut Lucky he hadn't eaten It. New York has 750 hotels, and can accommodate 350,000 people. She also keeps enough waiters to trim them all. They say that a hare can run 60 feet a second, but where is there a fat man who would like to be a hare ? Now comes a genealogist with the announcement that the rightful king of Ireland Is a German. Och, wurra, wurra ! 1 ' Nothing better displays the boldness bold-ness of the Chinese republic than Its effort to interfere In the matter of woman's dress. A Toronto minister named Shearer Shear-er refused to turkey trot for a Judge. It is said he made some cutting remarks re-marks as welL If we were all baseball clubs we could all go south, too. But of course somebody has to stay at home and abuse the weather. There are twenty-seven forms of Insanity, In-sanity, but there is no scientific support sup-port for the notion that a man may have Beveral of them. Poor girl in a paper mill found $110 In rags, and then they proved to be confederate bills. She's been chewing the rag about it ever since. A Pennsylvania burglar upset a hive of bees, with the result that he was captured. A case of the busy little bee Improving each shining hour. Professor Yammer remarks that everybody emits a ray. But the loudest loud-est ones are those emitted by the college youth at a football game. In Switzerland It Is held lawful to call a man an ass. Perhaps because the majority of men In Switzerland risk their necks mountain climbing. climb-ing. Chicago pastor advises girlsTiot to wed until they are twenty-three. So they will have something to lay it on if it proves an unhappy marriage. A baby girl In Boston is being trained up to become a perfect woman. wo-man. It's a cinch she'll be a snob with all that self-consciousness of her mission. Heatless light is said to have been discovered by a Parisian scientist, which indicates that science is only about a couple of aeons behind the modest firefly. Philadelphia Is manufacturing a motor mo-tor truck along lines of a locomotive. Should be equipped with a cowcatcher cowcatch-er and run under rules governing a railroad train. A New Jersey pastor played a cornet cor-net at a dance, and his congregation demanded his resignation. If he's as bad a musician as some we've heard we don't blame them. In Berlin persons are not allowed to keep their windows open while playing play-ing on musical instruments. In America Amer-ica the fellow who lives next door is forced to put his down. There are whole -parishes in England Eng-land that have not a single bathtub. So it seems that some Englishmen do get along without a morning "bawth." A St. Louis man is possessed of a leg that has been asleep for eight months and refuses to awake. Still, it's not so bad as if he were left without a leg to stand on. A British specialist diagnoses the disease from which Napoleon died as cancer. Post-mortems have their use, but one almost a century after the event is rather mor curiouB than important im-portant In Brooklyn, one Jury awarded a woman $3,000 for a loss of her husband, hus-band, and another Jury gave a man $3,500 for the loss of a leg. The Jury must, have known the de-" ceased. West Virginia legislator wants to pass a low making it illegal for women wom-en to wear hats in theaters. Why not include punishment for sticking hatpins hat-pins through the back of the seat ahead, too? i |