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Show Our objection to the money trust la that it doesn't trust us. The auto is making this a happier world except for pedestrians. Common sense among the common people is essential to a republio. However, as for hobble skirted worn, an, how can she expect to "win In a walk?" That Boston girl who has " never been kissed is probably her own explanation. ex-planation. Riceless weddings are the proper caper. This makes it more enjoyable to get married. The world is divided into two classes class-es those who have automobiles and those who wish them. Says an exchange: "Moon songs are till popular." Yes, they're a light ubject for the composers. It Is a queer commentary on these days of peace that famous battleships need protection from assaults. New Haven is to have a $2,000,000 postofflce, suggesting that Yale students stu-dents must be great letter writers. ' Whatever else may be said, It must be admitted that the new nickel has more than 5 cents' worth of art on It. When a man drinks too much he fs In a state of "psychic consciousness," ays a scientist. Why not say plain "soused." In the new Japanese cabinet the minister of agriculture is Gombel Ya-mamoto. Ya-mamoto. It sounds like a new kind of tomato soup. Our college athletes must forego their summer visits to Europe. Shipping Ship-ping live cattle from the port of Boston Bos-ton Is prohibited. An eastern actress who admitted that she got married "just to kill time" now finds that getting a divorce lso helps to kill time, f- ipt When he goes to the auto show the mere pedestrian must feel ashamed of himself and seriously Question his right to live. Mother Hubbard, who went to the cupboard, found things In the same condition as the treasury of a Central Cen-tral American republic after a new revolution. Cavalieri, denying a rumor that she has wed, says that husbands are a Joke. Probably they are; and In Cavalieri's case, an expensive joke for the husbands. A German scientist says that tightening tight-ening one's belt is the best way to alleviate al-leviate hunger. Evidently he hag had no experience with a slim waisted chorus girl in a Broadway cafe. A humane legislature In New York das introduced a bill providing for an official handshaker for the governor. Politicians see possibilities in this - measure if it becomes a success. f ' PersonB who live in a flat can sympathize sym-pathize with the East St. Louis man who Is suing his wife for divorce because be-cause she insisted on playing the piano until 2 o'clock in the morning. An occupational census of Chicago would show that there has been no great falling off In the number of burglars, pickpockets, and holdup men as compared with previous estimates. The coal man likes winter for the .business he gets and is in love with summer for the rest he enjoys. It is reported from Stockholm that a Swedish soldier shot In the head has recovered and is working with half a brain. At that, he's probably blessed with lots more than many people. A returned traveler says he found a model kind of home life In the heart Df the Desert of Sahara. Perhaps that was the reason it was model, having no chance for Its members to make it otherwise. "A gown that a woman cannot get Into without assistance is a crime," says a modiste. Why this rudimentary rudimen-tary idea has so long eluded the feminine femi-nine mind few husbands will be able to explain. Not' all the wild marksmen are found in the woods during the hunting hunt-ing season. A shooting gallery attendant at-tendant In Chicago was killed the oth-r oth-r day, a patron of the place making Ihe mistake. |