Show GOLF YARN BY LONGWORTH and story in return at the game nicholas Long of ohio Is a golf enthusiast who plays a good game ind victor murdock of kansas a golf enthusiast who plays a very ent game when swapping stories in the house cloakroom the other day s ays the washington correspondent of the kansas city times the most remarkable golfer I 1 ever knew said representative longworth as a man out in cincinnati who had a passion for the game but who corn that fervor with an appetite for scotch highballs that was the won dei of ohio his theory was that there should be a drink server on every tee and he worked it by means of an army of one afternoon he came in and announced that he had renounced the game what a the matter jim said a oh he said wearily Us no use I 1 1 it up whenever I 1 can see the ball I 1 catt hit it and whenever I 1 can hit it I 1 can t see it mr murdock told this one out in my town judge dale of the district bench Is about the best golfer in our club one day he had a case on trial in which several email boye had been subpoenaed as witnesses ad dressing a bright youth of about 12 bummers judge dale solemnly in quiren my boy do you understand ehg nature of an oatha oh yes sir quickly replied ahe youth I 1 often candled for you sir |