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Show THEY TALK MOST WHO HAVE THE LEAST TO SAY! By Williams OUT OUR WAY 0 TLT iniiE in 4 LP v wtRtsdT v -- u,oo -fa Be home. Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d Every afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Member N. E. Western A. Features, and the -- QUICK Neither this newspaper, per any of Us stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, utility, real estate promotion c other pridirectly or Indirectly with acy political party, publicdevoted solely to disinterested public service. vate business except the publication of newspapeis OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor JLARRY S. LESTER, Advertising Manager. . the decay of a theory that . The old interesting to wonder just what I hornas Malthus, would think and economist, English of 1930. say if he could get a look at the world A number of years ago Malthus began a great wave of pessimism by demonstrating logically that the world's population tends to increase faster than the I his, he pointed out, condemnmeans of subsistence. ed mankind forever to a sharp competition for the necessities of hfe. If made it futile to dream of pver wiping out poverty or doing away with hunger or gaining world peace. The earth could not ever produce inenough to feed its children, and its children must in conseoften so off each other kill every evitably It is OBSERVER By Jim Marshall It had a Malthus doctrine became popular. and learned of the on effect wide thing many very influential men. It did a good deal fo spread gloom among the intelligentsia, who are usually gloomy enough without any outside stimulation. Today, however, Malthus reasoning sounds quaint and outmoded. Instead of suffering from dearth, the world is suffering from plenty. The means of subsistence, far from lagging beso hind the increase in population, have increase in the United farms millions several pf tha; rapidly States alone have been adandoned. Every country in from profound economic degres. the world suffers sion, one of the chief reasons for which if the fact that the earth has cut loose altogether too lavishly. The tillers of the soil are suffering because the world has too much to eat. But food is not th only necessity of life; and the conditions in other fields are the same, factories in Detroit and in Essen, in Liverpool and in P ttsburgh are Idle, or partly idle, simply because they are too They made things faster than people productive.. could use them, and now they have to wait for the surplus to be consumed. All of which seems to leave Malthus and his fa mous theory high and dry on a sand bar, with the tide ebbing farther each day. The fact is, of course, that the increase in population tends to slow down, for a variety of reasons, after reaching a certain point, while men have discovered ways of making the earth and their own hands more productive than was the case formerly. Mallhus could not foresee either of these developments; so his theory, once formidably buttressed by unassailable logic and demonstrable facts, has collapsed. That, by the way, is what often happens to profound theories. Our own age has its own theories, all unshakable just ai present and all, very likely, due to explode under the eys of our grandchildren. That is a good fact k'ep in mini. Dont believe, anything too implicily. All these thinks are examples of facts that arc not Want to know the real facts about them? Fill out the coupon below and send for our Washington Bureaus bulletin FACT AND FANCY and you will get the real answers: ' so. FACT AND FANCY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, Daily Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. I want a copy of the bulletin FACT AND FANCY ?.nd enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled U. S. postage stamps to cover return postage and handling costs: - NAME ST. and NO CITY : STATE I am a reader of the Daily Logan (Utah ) Herald. J Got MAvihSTt-- i I KiM E N1E.VER LOUCr ENIOOGH T .WAFT Pt T - EAT.y P 1889? New York man lias been in 17 automobile accidents and has never hpen injured News item. Thats nothing. Just let him try stepping or. one of those dinky little rugs you see on hardwood floors! BUSINESS GENIUS! - Excavation and building fans who spend many pleasant hour conwatching struction Phone : LCNCr ENOUGH, 4-r- Jobs, 1 250-- M Mr. aud Mrs. Ja:n-- r Bullock had as their weekend guests, Mr. aud Mrs. Henry Mann, Lester Sears, Mr. and Mrs Ralph Wadsworth of Salt Lake City, Mr. pud Mrs. Dean Tucker and Mr. Ralph Polton of Provo. Gratia Club Entertained Mrs. Card Greaves entertained very tharniingiy lur the Gratia club Thursday afternoon. Progressive ioo was the pleasure of the afternoon and score houois were won by Mrs. Clil'fotd Warr. Dinner w .8 served at one long table wnich was c (giied with tali i lowers. Yellow tapers in novelty holders were at each end and a yellow color scheme was used in the various appointments. Spt rial guests included, Mrs. N. S. Johnson of Lewiston, Mrs. George Egbert. Mrs. Clifford Forsgren and Mrs. Ray Bright. Mr. and Mrs. C. I. Goff and children have motored to Elgin, Orethis gon, where they will visit week. Mrs. Louise White and two children of Los Angeles, California has been tailed here because of the serious illness of her father, Mr. Edwaid Peterson who is confined at ti.e borne of his daughter, Mrs. G. A. Johnson. Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Siater and daughter Helen, attended the funeral of a nephew in Downey, Thursday. - moments WE, NMOOUOkTT i Mjoodme.o uxe To UmE blubs OVEF? spent Sunday here as guests of Mr. Mrs. Lola Jorgensen. Schools are closed here for the next two weeks for the beet digging campaign. A number of homes are under quarantine at the present time for chicken pox. At tho regular sacrament meeting on Sunday evening, Frank Lamb, a recently returned missionary, spoke on the Proofs of the Authenticity of the Book of Mormon, and M. C. Reudar gave a lecture on Respon-- ! siUlities and duties of the Prie3t-- I hood. The inerting was well attended. ilmiry Seamons and Fred Duce motored to Huntsville on business, last Friday. The William Hyde camp of the Daughters of Pioneers will meet at the home of George Z. Lamb Friday afternoon at 3 p. m. Mrs. Lamb aril Miss Mamie Grant will be hertessC3. A gopd attendance ia desired at this meeting. anl Mr. and Mrs. Lorenzo Peterson to Lewiston on Sunday where they were guests of Mr. and Mrs. John Hyer. Miss Helen Hanrey spent the past few days at Salt Lake City, as one of the melnbers of the Cache club dross review demcounty onstration team, hedplug to put on their demonstration at the Utah State fair. She returned home oil Sturday. Shower Given For Recent Bride The Primary officers of the Hyde Park wad met at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Lola Jorgensen on Mon-duin compliment to Mrs. John Bauer, formerly Misa Lyda Jorgensen, a recent bride and tendered her a shower. The rooms were decorated with autumn flowers and leaves for the occasion. An enjoyable time was spent at music and social chat, after which, delicious refreshments Were served. Mrs. Burners waa the recipient of many useful and beautiful gifts. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph E. Seamons motored and Norman end Nathan Seamons motored to Pocatello on business on Thursday, and returned home on Friday. While en route thev called at the home of Mr .and Mrs. D. W. Seamons at Soda Springs. Mrs. Lorin Lamb :.ad Miss Inez Lee motored to Salt Lake City on Friday, returning the same day. Mrs. John Kirby who lias been confined at t.'.e Budge Memorial hotpltal, alter undergoing a major operation, two weeks ago, is rtead-llimproving, nnd is expecting to return to her home after another week at the hospital. Preston Lee motored ta Salt Lake Mr. and Mrs. City on Saturday. Ernest Lee and baby daughter of Salt Lake City will return home with him oi Sunday, and will spend a few days at Hyde Park. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Evans of Logan wete Hyde Park visitots on Sundav, the guests of Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Lee. Mr. and Mis. Weldon Potts cf Smithield and daughter Arlene, ' Mrs. A. A. Naef had as her guest last week, Mrs. D. L. Neeley of Idaho Falls. Mr. and Mrs. Orson James entertained at dinner Sunday for Mr. and Mrs. John James, Mrs. Bert Bartlett, and Mrs. Elizabeth James, mother of Mr. James, all of Logan. Surprise Birthday Party Given. Mrs. Luke Fmith was ni06t delightfully surpised at her home on West First Boutli, by a group of her friend3 last week, the occasion being her birthday. Dainty refreshments, social chat and the opening of the gilts furnished a pleasant alternoon. Out of town guests were Mrs. Howard McKinney and Mrs. Elizabeth James. Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Anderson spent Sunday visiting in Farming-towith Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Clark. n IDAHO FALLS, Oct. 13. (U.B) Potato market: Idaho Falls Digging heavy, demand improving; market dull. Russets U. S. No. 1, mostly $1.00; few best $1.10: U. S. No. 2. 65c 70; turals, U. S. No. 1, mostly 90c. Twin Falls Digging increasing, demand improving slightly; market dull; russets U. S. No. 1, mostly $1.00; few dollar five; U. S. 2, 65$ Squeezing together two lianale3 70. with which a new cooking kettle is equipped tilts it for pouring out Acute its liquid contents, a tight lid prolaryngitis caused death of Georgs Washington. tecting the hand from steam. out in the miata to the And westward lie the Queen Charlottes and Skidegate and Maaset bay and Cumshewa inlet and where life still Is haif-rathere are no telephone bells to jangle a mans nerves and It doesn't seem possible after hut we're going at last all the waiting AND. LISTEN: Somebody's holding the clock back and mak. . ing the sun stand still Parents, awake! Whither It this craving for pretty clothes leading our daughters? Look at the eaucy minx pictured above! Note the rakish hat, the puff aleevee, the divided skirt! Off for a wild romp on her bicycle, well Mr. and Mrs. Orval Har(iy motorWhat may she not be doed to Malad, Idaho, last Monday wager! ing when out of your sight? First with Miss Mable McKay. a bottle of rasberry soda pop, then, Miss Edna Ballard attended the inflamed by the heady wine, a puff Hortense cousin her shower of on the. deadly. cubeb! Oh,, fhe Christensen iu Newton, Thursday. shame of itl Her marriage to Fred Homer of it too late! Act, parents, before it Benson took place last Wednesday in the Logan temple. PECULAR PEOPLE Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Ballard and A waitress strange family attended the general conferIs Tessie Grosser; ence and state fair in Salt Lake She slops no coffee City. They also attended the funIn your saucer! eral services of Robert Anderson held in the Logan tabernacle on Fiance has a wine surplus of Sunday. Misa Phyllis Elwood spent Fri- 3uQ,Ooo,OUO gallons. won't somebody F'gosh sakes, day in Logan as the guest of her start a war over there again! aunt, Mrs. Ray Seamons. Miss Rhoda Barker who is emTODAY'S TOAST ployed at Walker's bank in Salt Oh, drink a toast Lake City, spent Sunday and MonTo Johnr.y Bliss; day visiting with her parents, Mr. He never calls and Mts. J. H- Barker. The waitress Sis. Mr. and Mrs. L. G. Salisbury and family spent the week end in Salt Perhaps there would be mors Lake visiting with relatives. for if we could con-- i Mr. and Mrs. Riley Nelson spent respect morelaw respect for the lawin Weston, Idaho, visi- jure up the week-enmakers. ting with relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Barnes moYE DIARY tored to Preston. Idaho, on Sunday. (October 14) Cache county school physician, Dr. S. M. Budge, nurse, Misa BerBetimes to breakfast, where tha Chase and primary supervisor. Dame Brew doth renew the olde Miss Wallace were visitors to our Whether or not school last Thursday. rhall wear overshoes to the print- ery, and carry an umbrella (een tho iiie day be fairn.) And I do OLD BOOK DESCRIBES STATE. finally give in to the dame's vvhim, for Lord! she hath a whim of iron. BELOIT, Wis. (U.h) Wisconsin Albeit, so soon as I do leave the is noted for various things today house, I do hide the umbrella and but in 1828 its chief claim for overshoes behind a lilac hedge, and at Dame recognition was United to the yell, Yaaaaah .smartle! name Oulsconsin and a brief de- Humor (but not so that she can scription, according lo an old heir me!) geography book now being held But really, professor, you can as a relic by Chief of Police B. F. Lanphear. His great uncle hardly expect a nalary of $3000, originally owned and used the when tno fool hall coaeil only book published in Boston in 1S2S. draws dov.u flo.OOo! jazz-ma- But It Isnt How many things do. you know that are not so? Do you think bats are blind? Ever hear that cats and owls can see in the dark? Do you know what camel hair brushes are really made of? Do jou avoid drinking cold water in hot weather? Do you believe that a drowning1 person rises three times? Do you think that a man falling from a great heigh; loses consciousness? Do you know George Washingtons real birthday? Ever hear that hardening copper" is one of the Jos; arts?" Do you think that snakes develop Do you think that Scotsmen wear from horsehairs? kilts? Ever hear that monkeys pick fleas off each other? Do you believe that snakes fascinate their prey before striking? Do you imagine that a spider is an insect? And have you heard that air at the seashore contains ozone? Or that thunder sours milk? Or that tin plates are made of tin? koe. iF CMaE-S- - MM, Tliis is the day that passes on were dealt a seleaden wings and the hours run rious blow Wedwhen nesday, slowly , somebody is holding back the Hank Pineap-plehead of the steam clock hands and they take 60 minshovelers union, utes to travel 10 that, lunch time never comes and announced tomor beginning the afternoon Is a year the autumn sun stands still in row, all spectators w:il be charged the gray sky and moves not tor a small admission 10c to watch concrete mixers, 15 cents for dump hours on end the big loafer! wagons, and 25 cents to see a steam work. Because alongside a wharf In shovel at Vancouver there's a trim ship Would you say that the little waiting with Prince Charles" lettered along her bluff bows and rumpus that followed the American around her stern Legion convention iu Beantown last out thru week was another Boston spree and far beyond the Narrows and past Point Atkin- party? son ELEGY ON A COLLEGE there lie the green Isles cradGRIDIRON. led In the gray heave and rush of F ull numerous gems of purest ray the Pacific serene ready to rest a traveler from caves of In dark unfathomed the whirr aud clash of the cities ocean gleam, high school And tonight we shall walk up Full many a former star is seen the gangplank and heave the grips At college playing on the third Into the bunk and then come out scrub team! on deck again and watch the men cast off the bow lines and the Historian says a form of base-stern lines ball was played by the Egyptians and the spring line and then the liner will slide in 2000 B. C. It has not yet been determined away and there'll come the thrill of the beating wheel churning the whether Connie Mack managed the team. bay waters as the Prince Charles" swings WHITHER ARE WE her nose nothward DRIFTING? Ahead lie the waterside villages with the totem poles along the An Editorial for Modern beach and the small of fish hangParent. ing overhead in the gray mists ahead ile tho twisting waterways thru which the tide swirles to fight the ship and where the rips send out grim fingers and miss their clutch ahead lies Ripple rock and the to other dangers to navigation gtre a thrill to a landsman steaming past quence. You Think So j GROM FCvjDER ffiSi? they must be increased, increase em on postcards of the monkey house at the zoo, on which your friends write: You ought to feel at home here. Ho, ho!" If W 'Toll CAkiT And how ahout putting a prohibitive rate on colored postcards as it looked in of the city hail d THE TRUTH i-- Tv4 XE-p.r- s Full leased wire of the United Proas. 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