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Show dixy, March 1IAGNA 4, 1932 STOP IUIEUriATiC. ' PAIIIS WITH HEAT OF RED FEFPEuS RtLcta Ahizd CooJ old Nthm ku re lrnr The Three Hortons ' . pul Into red a BurtUi therapeutic Ul right down to th eourca ol Ituand almoet instantly relievo 4bk the pains and ache By FANNIE HURST rhumti and aeuriti. tif joint, lumbago Thousand have foand it th no refof fey ItaClBf htwipipf ftyxuealfc) (WNUtcrttet) -, , 8 , . nlmble-wltted- , too. Now NIMBLE-footedgwazd again the Three Hortons. and tLit genuine tod pepper beat i coo--y- il tub long booking on wide that ia aa ointment you jur minute yoa leal to vaudeville, circuits testified to It H. la lea tbaa )Called Rowh Rad I The Three Hortons were n cheerlid cots, it I burn o Will Sal. Raft. Ptppor email f roan aotdru ing , part of any - bill and almost ggiat. tin Get your jar Invariably second only . In importance to a headliner like Frigansa, Uiuial Roquret Brice or San Fran cisco, erer One of the strangest requests There were Bestty Horton, whose mad la a will la contained la that fit soft-sho- e Miss Bosalle Blcknell Babcock, aged patter was ss nimble as Ms who Alicia Horton, dancing. seventy, of Llngfleld, Surrey, Engou (pattern but not ontdanee could who died last July, leaving land, her spouse, and, from the age of Miss Babcock directed ber to have the oil painting of seven on, Winstead Horton, who ber late father burned before ber fu- could fling Mmselt la ft bridge from neral and that no one should be ml maternal .to paternal shoulders, and that had alng la a lowed to copy lb captivated hla audience from the days he bad toddled on stage with lifted hands balancing-unsurfeet All that was changed now. Winstead had grown. Ms father Beatty had developed a gouty tendency and had been obliged to cut put the soft-sho-e work, and AUca, while she still made up to something of. the old dassllng blondneas and was adorably cute In ber flip line of patter, was nevertheless subject to tbs relentless eys of her audience to the extent that they did not want the young stuff" from her any longer. i Alicia, in rather severe togs and a was getting slight comedy make-ufV- r- ImhI laMalhuJ balS around that, these, days, by doing the young matron sort of thing, and Now without osing dangerous dyes to a point making her audience like hair can darken naturally, gray you it : But the fact of the matter was quickly restore its original shade by that by the time he was elgbeen, But worlds finest, sale way which is now keeping millions of heads yoang and hla parents were In their looking. Benefits the hair aa it darkforties. Winstead, - single-handeens it to the shadeyou want Aa simf was carrying the act ple as brushing. Try it Pay druggist A flyAnd It of WYETHS brilliantly. bottle carrying 75c for large SAGE & SULPHUR and Just follow ing contortionist voice tor comic, character and solo tinging, n bafeasy directions. - fling ventriloquist - and n ao ft shoe " Aa tabling dancer who seldom failed to get bla Polly Does your husband under six recalls, the Three Horton act stand you, dearie? practically rested on bla slim young - Molly I think hes beginning to shoulders. , . , , last week be opened another' charge . Not that anything of the kind was . account for me. ever admitted in the confines of the Horton' family,' however achingly Beatty or Alicia might long since have realised It to themselves. Begnlariy, the .Three Hortons held confab for the refurbishing of their set periodically rehearsals . .were called, changes inserted, songs revamped and costumes freshened for . . . each and every one of the three of them, frith emphasis on the requirements of. each. Beatty's audiences . bombardment wanted his sure-fir- e of patter: Alicia's wanted hers blond and graceful ; Winsteads wanted - him the flying,- - dancing comic, vocal young devIL- The Three Hdrtona. Up to the bitter end, until Betty's patter beQeed Promptly Kidney and gan, to crack la Ms throat, and cheat cold 47,-70- cbolr-sopran- o !;v; c:sy to cat rid of Grey F4r Uf p, -- -- Don't Kadoct Tour Kidneys J Bladder Irregularities If bothered with bladder Alicias ankles to twist and turn ss she danced, thou was no admission on the part of ths older Hortons that they were finut ir- regularities; nagging backache and a tired, nervous, depressed feeling due to disordered kidney ished. dont delay. Users everywhere rely on Doans Pill. Praised for more than 50 yean.- - Recommended the country over. .Sold everywhere. . .DoanS fflls w 5 Attributes of Prlda ; One thing pride has, which no oth er vice that I know of has: it Is si enemy to Itself,' and a proud mat cannot endure to see pride In an other. Feltham, Reform yourself and It helps youi neighbor to reform and In the be way. The Nile la unique among rivers f the world. Although, tt is R500 miles long. It baa no tributaries for the laat 1,700 mllea of its Journey to the sea, largely through desert streams discharge Into y Several tt . above this point", The flow la ao -tight in summer that the mouths of the Nile are entirely cloyed by dame, but at the height of the flood aeaaon or Inundation It la a torrent discharging 13,000 cubic yards per second. ' 4 ' . Evaa the Owl . Writing of the cruelty to words of modern English writer, Ernest Weeldey of University college, Nottingham, comments that the misuse of who for whom Is not so common In the United States. It Is said, he tells his British readers, that In a cultured center like Boston, even the owls eay To-wh- "Boston s 3 Globe. Hard la Caleb Cuttlefish The cuttlefish may not be much of e fighter, but It has an effective , - . The situation racked Winstead and tore at the very withes tf Mm. They were such a gallant pair la hla eyes; the dudlsh, rakish, old Bestty who would limp to tbs wings action or bladder irritation, from his dressing room, with Ms face made up Into n grin and the darts of pain through his ankles like fire; the prankish Alicia, whoa role in life was to pamper everyone except herself, from her .husband and son down to the most obscure performer on the bill. ' To see them slowly disintegrate, to see a merciless public grow cold to them, to behold the hurt In the eyes of his father and the bewilderment on the face of AUcla was pathos beyond the telling Not but what they gloried In the rising success of their son, and stood back with their faces perspiring and their hearts hurting from exertion and something else, for him to take the honors for the set, but there came the time when there was imply no easing the fact, for the two of them, that they were finished. Manager were clamoring for Winstead, and for years had been tolerating the presence of the older pair for the simple reason that he would not book without them. But the time had com when It was apparent even to Wlnatepd him-se.that there was Imposition In any longer asking for hookings for the older pair. Beatty was winded almost before - he reached stage, Alicia, poor dear, no longer had tha stamina. Strangely, this realization dawned, nearly simultaneously, upon the three of them, sparing Wlnttea the almost unbearable pain of telling them their hour had struck. Were . finished. Beatty." Allria announced to her husband one eve nlng as they sat around trying wholeheartedly to discuss plana for s next season' act, "Whara tha nae beating around the bush? They don't want aa. We're dead weight aronnd Winstead's neck. Let's face . the music." . It was with a sense of what seemed positive relief that Beatty capitulated. Actually, hla old face teemed for tha first time to allow itaelf to fall Into the luxury of lf - Winstead, of course, would see to that and besides the Cortona, Beatsimple-mindety and AUcla, simple-livinfolk, had put by their little penny. It was fear of Winstead that lay la their hearts. This boy, never out of bis parent tracks, suddenly alone on the road I Fear for Winstead had squatted on their old chests, both of them, ever since the shadow of this dsy of their retirement had begun to cast Itself across the circuit He was such a child, Winstead was. A helpless, confiding genius-il- k fellow. No good at money, for instance. Had to have It handed to Mm every morning. So much for taxicab. So ranch- - for lunches and Uttla luxuries. So much for tlpa. No good at watching himself against colds, to which be was subject It took all hla mother could do to keep" after Ma effectively with mufflers, rubbers and precaution about drafts. No good at eating welL Hls father waa forever giving him the second helpings of food without Ma even knowing tt, stacking hla plate when bis attention waa diverted and then Insisting that he eat "But I have eaten, father. Didn't yon slip some more potatoes os my plater Nonsense. Eat I say I Imagine a boy like that a help-lesfellow who had never had to think much for himself abont the creators phase of on e Uft eff suddenly circuit It hurt the heart of Alicia so that she cried moat of her nights, It threw each a dead Into Beatty that Ma effort to pretend to AUcla that aU was well were pathetic to ber almost beyond endurance; Well, It had to be faced and the sooner the better. The Hortons purchased for themselves the inevitable chicken farm la New Jersey, that haven of aU good retired and Winstead, bewUdered and a Uttle frightened with his release; began rehearsing e new act with a young girl with the stage name of Yvette," whose singing and dancing bad attracted the admi' ration of the Three Hortons. It waa s whirlwind turn of fast, amusing young-blootalk, reaUy exquisite and Mgbly diverting soft-sho-e and and some pretty duet singing that marked them for almost Instantaneous success. After a tryout la. Newark, Winstead and Yvetts were booked over a forty-wee- k cycle and the pair 'of the older Hortons settled down to what gaUant resignation they could ' .. a. d mutter. - - And master they did, except It actually did seem that with thp letting down of ths strain and excitement of their of years on the circuit, Beatty and AUcla were destined to faU apart Uke tha proa verbial shay. Bad health set In for both almost the month after retirement An old pair were nearing the final turn in their It was quiet and peaceful and even beautiful In a way. Sweet come right down to It growing old out of a youth that had been to long and tumultuous en&- - vigorous, t It was Winstead that brought dread to the heart Winstead, who had been so bsblei Ills first visit home after the forty weeks brought peace to the heart on that score. He and Yvette bad come back, to the farm to be mar-riShe la-tumultuous - little thing. Dances Uke a whirl and can Mag herself In n horizontal bridge from the neck of Winstead and start . whirling. si- - She Is young, --vivacious, beautiful and a whirlwind for making Winstead toe the mark. Rubbers I Let him try to venture out on a damp day without them. Appetite 1 Let him try to skip that glass of fresh eream .with - Ma lunch. Money 1 Yvette bolds the purse strings snd doles out to Mm ss If he were a . life-tim- e one-hoa- mi ei a i' chUi, . . There la nothing left for AUcla end Beatty to dread about the Release From Disease Found in Common Sense - Release from contagion disease can be sane end yet be safe for those who will come In contact with the person previously IlL Sines the notion of spontaneous generation of life has been exploded, precaution against disease can be comparatively simple. The greatest danger lies not In th bedding, hooka and mag azlnea the patient baa used, but lr the patient himself. . Fumigation It not necessary. A good soaping, airing and cleansing of articles in con. tact with the patient Is nuffldeot. Apparent recovery of the patient, moreover, ts not an Indication safety to other. The doctor's duty ends with the recovery of the be faae nothing to say patient about when the patient will be r leased. That duty la left to the health department In consideration of the welfare of the community. There . 1 no mystery to release; Dt. W. W. Bauer emphasizes In the last of hla series of article In 1 Magazine, It cheap. requires only four Ingredients; hot soary water, sunshiny fresh air, bow grease end bore tense." . .it Plu( By-ge- ls Ptarmigaai method of making n getaway." The ptarmigan, - a specie of .When alarmed It expel an Inky grouse found In northern Canada substance that clouds ths water and In the high Rockies, and changes thus aids It to escape from Its en-- wrinkle. Its dress three times a year, it omlee. - These fish are cultivated I guess you're right AUcla. Were wears dark plumage In summer by the Chinese who use the excre- done.",, and gray In autumn, but la th win-te- r tion In making sepia paint There was not any money scare. its feathers match the anow. TOES MAGNA, UTAn f i im-mnnK- i Firtt I WHO WAS 4 If. Comstock I JONES r. U yon want all yoa round to har Th etory told shout a brave roundel' waa th Coy Job On a asm: nix-eig- ht faaae. whlr h won hi CASEY JOKES, whose heroic ASdeath in a railroad collision near Vaughan, Mian, In 1900, haa been celebrated in a long ballad boasting some six or eight differ ent and variously quotable versions, John Luther Jones, hailing from Cayc (pronounced Casey), Tena, has gained a unique sort of Immor tlalfty. He was a popular hero of the day when raUrondlng knew t glamor lost la th modern transportation system, a giant of a man, swarthy, black headed, notable a a teetotaler and a habitual and melodious whistler. In 190Q Jones waa engineer on th old minoln Central "CannonbaU" running south from Jackson, Mlaa. On night Je Lewis, one of Caseys bnddleft,WMtoo JU to answer the call from the roundhouse to take out Ma long train, and Casey, Just la from a long run, offered to double out for him. .The train was an "expedite freight, pro aa feat aa a passenger tram. What went wrong nobody known, But th crash was sudden and complete, and Casey, though he saved the Ufa of bis Are man. Slim, waa Mmaelf killed. A negro wiper named Wallace Saunders poured out his grief for tha ao ddent In the original version of th ong. A professional song writer, picked It sp to the railroad yards, polished It off and gave It to the world In Its present form. V Insure Yourself Chicago, EL Against Needless Suffering!" Is the Intensive slogan of personal action wMch prefaces national announcement that th eleventh anniversary e of First Remedy Week he has been fixed for March 13-1National Association of Retail Drag-- ' gists, sponsors of th plan which Sterling Product, Inc, dedicated to th drag world In 1922, la Joined In tMs campaign for nation wide preparation to meet unexpected accident and sadden Ulneee, by th National Association Wholesale Druggists and ths National Association of Retail Drag Clerks For th first timt aU State Pharmaceutical Assotor ciations are also greater preparedness for ths physical emergencies of life. Several governors and mayors of municipalities have by proclamation called attention to ths week which has en-- , oyed a decade of Increasing success. Fill That Medicine Chest Now I" is th command that haa been mad from the first week to the present campaign, and aU of them have been timed during boosedeanlng days; Secretary 8. CL Henry of th N. A. R. IX In an awakening suggestion to the retail druggists predicts ,V Aid-Hom- Mill !HIIHIHIHtt-CASECom e Remedy Week WHO? By Louise Aid-Hom- V' V W .iV i MEAE)ACr3l this record-breakin-g, year when the week affords opportunity for Uv wire druggist everywhere to-utimely advertising In their Jocal newspapers and tbaa addltlonal sales In a helpful effort to maintain volnma. s La-u- re tfealM Mother Has Right Idea Within a o Nerves on edge. A head that throbs. You can t atop work, but you can stop the pain ia a hurry. Bayer Aapinn will do it every time. Take two or three tablets, a swaUow neuritis, rheumatism, etc; or lose any time because of colds or sore throat Get some Bayer Aspirin and follow those pcoeai directions Just relief. !fxiTeYSi UtuCciaU, ifT them by the bottle. Any doctor will complete relief. These tablets should be every shop, office, and home. Ready to relieve any sudden ache or pain, from a grumbling tooth to lumbago. 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Aa mothers find out from using It how children respond to the gentle Influence of California Fig Byrap by Axraooos yM may save money on food, you must he certain elements of diet Vitamins A sod Dare P to include tne'eeecatial growing stronger, sturdier and more Y ncceetarf lo your nieels. These are found In Scott's Emuhioa active dally they simply have to tell of Cod Liver Chi. A" builds letieuace, and helps old and other mothers about It Thats one of JfJ young guard against winter cold. D aids in growth and th reasons the for lta overwhelming ' development of children' hones and teeth, 'la this emulsion ichete vitamins may he had ia a farm csey sod pleasing for sales of over four million bottles a children end adults to take. Uee daily during winter. Scott ft year. Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. Sales Reprteentadve, Harold F, A Western mother, Mrs. Neal M. Ritchie ft Co., Inc., New York. 1701 27th Oklahoma West Todd, St, V Bmm f Wfe Imfl Use fcftsr d City, Okie, says: "When my son, 1 m, m. IM CW H CiMf Neal, wan three yean old he began , . cm M4 MLM Immm having constipation. X decided to give him California Fig Syrup and In a few days ha waa aU right and looked fine again. TMs pleased me so much that I have used Fig Syrup ever since tor all hla colds or little upset spells.. It always stops Ms trouble quick, strengthens him, makes Mm Always ask for California Fig Syrup by the full name and aee that Work Wonder In the tha carton bears the word "California. Then you'll get tha genuine. Your Hair Care , , CALIFORNIA JOE more than one HERO oft briber, nevertheless dime there once was a real "California Joe." Gen. George A. Custer, for whom he once served aa chief of scout, writes of Mm In "My Life on the Plains ss foUows: He was known by the euphonious title of 'California Jos; no other name seemed ever to have been given Mm and no other name ever seemed necessary." Bat Cutter wee wrong for Joe's real name was Moaes E. Milner. He wan born In Kentucky In 1829, ran away from home at the age of fourteen to seek adventure In th Watt and during the next twenty-fivyearn found plenty of It M a prospector and miner In California, Montana and In the Black HUla of Sooth Dakota; as an Indian fighter and an a scout and guide for army officer during th Indian wars In th sixties and seventies, Milner gotbli name of California Joe tbns; One day In 1802 when he waa riding Into Virginia City, Mont, some Inquisitive strangers asked him where be was from. MUner, who wan an Inveterate Joker, replied, From California, where moat of the gold la." Next they naked him Ms atm and MUner, resenting their curiosity, told them It was An right," they replied, Joe. "Well Just caU you California Joe, If yon are from that state." And that waa the name he bore to th day of his death la 1878 when he was assassinated by an enemy near Fort Robinson, Neb. e e Food Economy ,&i w ininiytlkiKoiiiil OHili Cu&cu zaOlhtmti of ILuuci the scalp with the Ointment to remove the dandruff. If It Happened Today Paris, about to leave Greece, has with Then Cntlcnm shampoo decided to take Helen with Mm. Makto demise the hair snd reto Snap ing surq. that Menelaus ha gone its natural gloss store the links for the afternoon, he steals - snd room. vigor. Helen to up Ointment ISe and Me. Soup Be. "I love you," he cries. "Fly with : Poetar Draft , Piuprie-nrme to Troy P SCfenialHere Carp. "I wish I could," sighs Helen, "but I Just know Td never find a barber In Troy who could shingle my hair properly." ' V V V So Paris goes off to Atlantis and THE BLOOMER marries a mermaid whose hair is alfawn h Juft a yfj 4 ways kept In curl by the dampness, V bwiMM uM watn. Is averted. prevailing tendency and the Trojan war na4 HewHke, WITH the slender Pap figures and Kansas City Star. ! ular closely fitted garments, th bloomer has today lost much of lta former Dr. Pienwi Pellet are for liver, little Pallet for standing al ft woman'! undergar- bowels and stomach. One cathartic-AdCWMffcU IrMi v. laxative thro for a ment. . But Its Influence, snd cerSarrlee Canoe la tainly It original spirit la amply Hot Opinion carried out today In many feminine Hubby What's the matter with costume, from loungtog pajamaa e this suit I Just bought that you dont JOE H. PEPPER, Manager to riding breeches and 8alt Lake City, Utah 145 So. 5th East Phoae Waa. S965 bathing suits, all bespeaking th like tt? The store man said It was Salt Lakes Only Family Hotel emancipation of woman, to farther a fit Wife It looks more like a conwhich Mrs. Amelia Bloomer some Tlmes-UnloWhoever has an accomplishment Is Telephone calls received at th eighty years ago bestowed upon this vulsion. Florida deHouse last year totaled 308,23 WMte to the exMblt It ber of beyond good likely wearing apparel piece second thoughts mands that Ma social circle require as compared with 77,055 made. Tber name. . Among mortal are 102 working Unea. of Mm, In the flays when legs were (tin are wisest Euripides. llmba, Mrs. Bloomer startled th community at Lowell, Mass, by one day to full trousers gathered In at the ankles, worn under a skirt shockingly abbreviated to a point midway between ankles and knees; In vain did the vaUant crusader point out that the costume ask nr tun waa more decent than the customary layers of petticoats, and certainiron soap ly more sanitary than skirts which dragged in the street In vain did she argue womens right to dress comfortably in ber little pubUcatlon, The Lily. The New York Tribune made editorial comment on Bloom-erisBloomerites and Bloomers, the entire country took np the conher eager feminists troversy, and there adopted Bloomerlsm ynd dropped tt under a delug of critiI H--- 1 ' 111 k'H cism, and Mrs. Bloomer's name beI came Irrevocably attached to th garment the fostered. la 1885 Mrs. Bloomer herself aban doned the costume, because, ah exO If want eparLIXiig, clean dishes wee the New Oxydol that plained, of th embarrassing havoc okee 50 were ends rich, long Iattlag ends that cat grease a high' wind played with th short Lke a Cash and rloa off clean, leaving no acam, to diahee are aklrtl ' clean a Jiffy. And eeeaey am the hands 1 Proctor dt CamMe (ft 1111, WwtwSiwHia Cilw.) AMBASSADOR HOTEL M one-piec- ap-peri- auiuoi mb 'iiiitimi uinif. tui! i rn Ullll 'llHltti I lHKfinn ClTwUrnMhssifrfffntai5Jfawdl ye b . e |