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Such words as aU right," desiccate" and niece" were among tha outstanding - - stickers. j - JtSisL THE FEATHERHEADS there!? some reason why k THAT STRANGER EVADES TELUNQ PROBABLY A ME HIS NAME FAMOUS PERSONAGE TRAVELING INCOGNITO IN ORDER TO AVOID So I'p klCK MYSELF SOME DAY IF FOUND OUT THIS GUY WAS A GREAT WRfTEft Oft STATESMAN AN X oidnY OR SOMETHIN I OTHER Y NAME? GENTLEMAN WHO JUST CAMS (WHICH ONE 1 DO. YOU WITH YOUL. WHATS HIS NAMS? : T. month ANO; PAPOLE ABOOTA We'Re XAWANT? , RtEaesAbmthstexty. Coed old Nataie Km pot late Ted peppers e memloos therapeutic beet that gets rlfhl dewa to the eeuree of trauUe end aLeest ieataiy veherea the pains Bad aches i theuiaetieie -eti( joints, lumhege end aeai Thou sands here tound it the ana i guard egahnt cheat colds, too. New jus genuine rad peppers heat is contained in an ointment that you hut rah ea. la leas than 3 minutes you tad relief coma. It is called RowJan Jted pepper Huh. Safa." Will net hum ae" jatfroaa your druipst. NUMBER 411396 US! HE HAS FOURTEEN TO AUASES.RAN OVER HIS OVERYheRS lOftH THE know m Jfj PUBLICITY.. Thats Who He Is he's JUST MELYOUR FRIEND PARDON STOP RHEUI.IATIC PAWS WITH HEAT OF RED PEPPERS TAWN HM back!! s Jt ll Aheelatiaa Protoctlon Visitor your boy Mother only ons' anything m i f H , r, ' t ? ? . , But surely yon spank when he Is nanghty! Wed Ilka to, but hes the In the house that knowa about ths wlreleaa. r I oSbbRig unrewarded Our Pet Peeve WHY; BOYS LEAVE HOME By JOE ARCHIBALD v Thats Ne Joke r;;:A person may lose 40 per cent of Ms blood and lire to tell about It," i says n passing item, Yes, and we hare discovered, alas I that some of those who lost B9J) per cent of their money in . tho stock crash can lire to tell about It and spend about 99.9 per cent of their time doing It, too. Cincinnati En- Ooo-o- o, Harry. A horrid man tola poor Uttla Spot" Awful 1 And to think I wouldnt know tha man to thank him If I met him on the street quirer. 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WMUhJo Bet More of This Mysterious tfniwg to warre stuff SSui Bat He Does That Wall I Once In a while yon meet a man Do you whose only function apparently la In Miss Schreecherf to aerra ai a mooring maat for a , There muat be. We haven't nickel cigar. Lafayette Journal and Courier. any come out yetl By Charfae Sughrae MICKIEi THE PRINTERS DEVIL UeN Y.?u. think there la any pieces fee tu' pmpcr.'. 'all druggists. DoanS ills UMVTEO A vWtVJERYOUO f&uoos D0NARN YOONA COULD AFBUFmiwWv ' I, Ml 0. Henrys Short Stories The Cop and the Anthem Drawn by 'John HU 1 -- Wedding Cos tom Vetoed Wedding era celebrations hart en prohibited at Otmburg, In Thuringia, Germany, in their customary form. Usually friends of the couple gather outside the brides house, afid celebrate the occasion by the smashing of crockery, but this has caused such havoc to motor-ca-r tires that the authorities have bees compelled to Intervene, since the towa Is liable for the damage u Arraaflaf Appoints, eal "If you will call upoa me sometime when I am entirely disengaged, - t think I can "An right, relieve you." Doc, What are your golfing hours?" If we havent much government It wont eott much. When wild geese honk high of nlghta and when Btapy mores uneasily on hla park bench you may know that winter Is near at hand. A dead leaf fell In Soapy's lap. That was Jack Frost's card. Jack alwayi girea fair warning of his annual call. - Tha blbernaiorial ambitions of Soapy Vera not of the highest ' In them thee were no considerations of Mediterranean cruises or of soporific South-eskies. Three montha on the Island seemed to ' Soapy the essence of things deslrablw -- hi There were many ways of reaching tha Island. Soapy left his bench and strolled sp Broadway. Ha halted at a glittering cafe. If he could reach a table inside unsuspected, success would be hla A roasted mallard duck;' thought Soapy f . ' , .And then Oamembert and a demi-tass- e. But as Soapy set foot Inside the restaurant the heed-wait- -' ers eye fell upon hla decadent shoes. Strong and ready hands turned him about and conreyed hint la silence and haste to the sidewalk. KeClor SradiaaU . (T Be OwtlaaeSI |