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Show THE PROVO POST, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1920 Five Minute Chats Five Minute CKats on Our Presidents on Our Presidents By JAMES MORGAN By JAMES MORGAN 1 (Copyricht. 120, by Junu Ho rgaivj (Copyright, 112ft, by Jsium Reels Rann-do- m By HOWARD L we made this cigarette for you! RANN BREAD PUDDING - Morgan. WAITED HIS TURN william McKinley Why mein yai is a conscientious BREAD pudding on the part of a thought- less put honsewlfe to economize at the expense of the huMarch 4, William man stomach. 1861-65l- ii 24th ley Inaugurated the Civil war. For at least one hundred years in fifty-four, 1867 Became a lawyer In CanPresident, aged 1898 Feb. 15, the battleship rapid succession - woman has been ton, O. making bread pudding and man has Maine blown up In Ha1869-7- 1 Prosecuting attorney of been eating It It has been observed vana Harbor. hie county. that women who manufacture bread - 1871 i April -- 2W War declared Marriedlda Saxton. pudding very seldom eat enough of it 1877-9- 1 Member of congress. against Spain. to founder anybody.' Love and devo1892-9Governor of Ohio. July 7, Hawaii annexed. can reach no greater heights than tion 1898 June, McKinley nominat--- Aug. 14, City of Man! when a bright, new husband, unused .ed for president by the capturedto lifes ways, partakes of this dish DCs. 10, treaty efeace Republican national and retains enough courage to kiss i NoLouis. signed In Paris, at r St his wife good-b- y at the door. Some of 1899- Feb. 4, the Philippine vember, elected. the greatest hypocrites the' world has War began ever produced are conciliatory hus1900 Aug. 15, fhi Allied Expo-ditio- n bands who eat several slabs of bread 1LLIAM McKIXLEY challenged jri Pekin. pudding and then begirt to praise its 1901 SepL8i McKinley shot by ensemble. lout - Lton Ciolgoax. that the- easts Its shadow Bread pmWItiglg usually served .at to 14, died, aged fiftytaste- !Spt aud tliat If the the -- dose of a full meal, - Just w hen 'sight chance be missed then it will never everybody Is filled with a feeling of come again. Tw Ice the Republican entire content It Is then led onto flavor, nomination seemed to- - be within Mc- tlie table and planted In front of each to qualsport of the scheme Kinleys reach in the national conEVENTS make blend choiceTurk-ish and men. McKinley en- ventions of 1SSS and 1802. Each time ity TW CaT HOW Jpoosif lit EAT Ifowe tered the race for the presidency on he put It away, content to wait his pi whip im a Pinch - ru. wxlk choice tobaccos Hw.Ty-Ehmiles fos. plain olD the tariff Issue, was elected on the proper turn, when he m1 rail have to APPLE DumPLin' 8uT a pgAW Tkt ' are revelation! You will LINE AT THE ULTIMATE, FINAL, oney issue . , . and the greatest shake the tree to bring down the prefer the Complete zero in bats - Bread problem that confronted him in the ripened fruit of his patience. to blend tobacco PUDPlN-- ehosen tome W aw White House were the fate of a chain McKinley was beaten for the speak. smoked . T Islands off the coast of Asia and ership by Thomas B. lteed in ISS1, and the destiny of China he left Washington a h fen ted con. . 7 limit years in fore he reyou Spain - had been engaged for two gressman nnly t. Had he as pnK.dent-eU- ' turned a in to hold years desolating struggle t&ste. 8a SHfcJection the revolting Island of been sr v---t r. aud, instead of Reed, inr..e leave or he Czar. had of RD , after- - , Cube-,and two happenings pushed curred . . out of been not turned congress JArlunley Into the conflict in spite of odor 1 had he won i!n-smaller lionors he hlmselJL Jn a private letter, the irnve won the highest at Washington scoffed at well mV.f-ntvpwin honor. A disappointment manfully Ste- ptresiitent h polltlcastro enl-Mborna the sympathy, popular a peanut poll-you 9a plain American, completely and - plainl- y- Intimated -- that and tbe author of the McKinley bill puff-for-pu-ff Uctan ii for117e tlie'eoiiTi'st' WhTTe p'residen-tial Onca In a SomelHuabamT Will J the fair promises which the Spaniards entered In 1890 as one who had nomination Into Break Ciiaiitto the Rebellion, Open of 30 for were giving him were only a trick to price. pre- In the cauee of suffered martyrdom Amer-fctar and the ! fled, the administration to coupons or guest In a threatening manner, and the protective tariff. tronfily rcommnd peoplH Within a week of that Is worth a mans iife to gaze over It term or so, After teaching school a t yno trm'trf J RRYKOLD& TOBACCO CO. Winton-S1eN. C. npomarm the battleship Malp was It at the vinegar cruet jindbegio. do Mown op in Havana harbor, with the McKinley was called In the Civil war, toy with the salt cellar. One of tbe whlcti that hard university graduated most-ten- se of 206 American llvea moments In married life the men who were to lead the natlon Is bride of a when a After vpijthsta tiding for nearly twq week places a sector of bread pudding before the man sBe swore to cherish and protect and watchea him' edge all-record away from tbe table with a crestfallen . look. r t and Spinal Therapist This culinary misdemeanor ia made chiefly of bread which has died of old age and general exhaustion. After a Chiropractor loafof baker's bread has been put In the cake bln by mlstnke and allowed OUCH i8 The Brunswick;" and part el to remain there until two strong men its fame is due to this great innosaw. couldnt slice It with a cross-cu- t vation. Rooms 1 to 6,' Irvine Bldg. It can always he saved by hammering it Into the form of a pudding. After - Until the coming of this noted instru surrounding It with "a "dollars worth It ment, most phonograph owners had to be of augarnd .two pounds of butterbecomes able to stand alone and instrument. content -- with- a - one-reco- rd With Dr. H. F. Cannon True, the law throw out Its chest. Brunswick made this idea out of date. does not compel married men to eat fy and avo'd so to ts do cheaper it, but it There have been many attempts to court" costs. equal The Brunswick, but devices - and PARRY ET.UCTRItr COMPANY'" In some homes bread pudding! attachments never bring the desired Utah Countys Exclusive Battery served twice a week, on stated days, and It will W noticed that on thoe Station. result. S' ' Phone 730, 215 W. Center St. days the restaurants and cafeteria The ' Ultona is pari oi The Brunswick, are crowded with apprehensive husProvo, Utah. bands. Once in a while some husAnd it plays every record at band will break Into open rebellion, its best Tnng7ow1ng "to but this does not Mrs. William McKinley. There Is mans forgiving nature. Another exclusive feature is the BrunsWilliam McKinley. about a - bread pudding something wick Tone Amplifier, built entirely of decades. four victim Having goat diet, however, that stamps the through .months the popular outcry of Re- Into the army as a private in ,the more Indelibly than being tattooed on wood. . It has no cast-met- al throat as is member the Maine," the president regiment of another president-to-b- e (lie left writ. causing him to glance usuaL . yielded, and war was declared. In Rutherford B- - Hayes be came out al about furtively at the cloe of even tea days Dewey bad smashed the twenty-tw- o - captain, with the brevet meal, Fifty apple pickers, to ' - enemy squadron in Manila boy.; in Jen title of major. oojArtftht ) . weeks another squadron was Sunk Becoming a lawyer at Canton, O. begin work October 1. Good er captured off Santiago; in three again he found himself In the midst oi Soured. Y l.'.THTH I Jilt " I'l otd Fgg anth and a baif poor Spain Industries In their struggling Infancy It s a sad story Stow up the. sponge. pay. Place your applica-tio- n And for 14 years he was the spokes Huhr This scientific tons amplifier, built accordThe old story of the moth and tin It took twice as long to make peace man in congress of that Industrial " ing to aooustic laws, gives truer, richer flame." ss to make war. The Philippines district. with Jas. D. Thorne, moths for came felt t never he when not have The I we As had sorry trouble. young major, (one. It reveals hitherto lost shadings. erased all the since they ruined my Palm Beach raptured) the islands in thejwar, many Canton, .was a .clean-cu- t, Pleasant Grove. Hear The Brunswick before you buy a Mriktved that we should let them figure, genial in his nature, but with a suit" Louisville Courier-Journa- l. desober chguity. ills readiness of speech atbne. But McKinley decided ,to phonograph. Note its unequalrd t-mand from Spain the surrender of when on his feet, enme from his pracits superb cabinet work, its many tice it R e art "In the debating socletiei POST WANT ADS GET RESULTS. Vie Philippines. f His habits alsc Without waiting for ratification, the of Ids school days. had las'll properly formed in his boy-You will hardly believe all the good ' president dispatched a military expe- - it-lie Joined the Methodist - dition to take over the Philippines, i c! vrriiw hen things they say about The Brunswick , at ten and grew up a youth proclaiming to the revolting Filipino Come in you, yOurself, hear , until who utt is caiefifl to keep his tongu 4fce policy. ofbenevo1cntas.vlr.;i!a- " s t-clean."" ;mr today." on. The resulting war dragged Its Ml u Hira in the little town naturalwnpleasant length for two years Miuaj open1 with a welcome tc the Inhabitants unwillingly bowed lysuch a nice young man," and a ma Id their new master. The Exclusive House Furnishers to book Although he was yei jfr Tt was the strange fortune of a poor, when Ida Saxton, the bankers 33-3Phone 205 9 E. Center St. resident whose entire piibMc life had d a ugli t er. jw ho liad been to school in been - given exclusively to domestic New York city and who bad Jut couil Convenient Payments Can Be A rra nged. questions to plant the ling in the dis- back frora Europe, smiled yes to him, tant Philippines and to send it t6 the wlilie they were "taking a buggy ride i gf&k'wails of the Foibldilen City of the banker smiled, too, and made then , OVIna-i In tlife march on Peking Jor the a . weddlag glft of one oftbe. best - wscaw of the forgeln legations from . Is a saying that houes in Canton. Itwas from th( strictly true. For instance e siege of the Boxers, or Chinese front porh of that honeymoon dwell to have unlimited means to give have dont you .(evolutionists, the United States Joined lc' tliat McKinley made his campaigt your home a rich appearance. It is really sur,vt her powers for the first time In a fof tlie presidency in 1896. and of one best the military expedition. McKinley's is prising how bright and cheerful you can make1' Under 'the high statesmanship of one of the most pathetic love storlei your home with a little of our pfepared paints. John Hay, the secretary of state, the In the domestic records of the presl Anyone can apply it with excellent results. ITaited States had already, before the dency. With the birth of her seconcl It takes but little money, too, to paper the Boxer rebellion, laid a restraining hand cldld, the wife was left on invalid with her children both of of The death were nations that looting , rooms the if they need it. wpon Chinese territory and had drawn from In five years of her wedding day utter Call and let us help you with your house- them pledges to keep an open door" ly overwhelmed her nervous organize - r -, cleaning .problems.- -' tion, and her shattered health remainto trade in the ports they were r WE ARE HOME BEAUTIFIERS. tog "at the point of the gun. The ed thenceforth the constant object 01 tpen door" has remained ever since her husband's tender care. Although be neveT could know from the chart of our course in the East. to minute when she would follow It minute to continue we will only If .sod should succeed In inducing others pass into a swoon, be made her ids' to follow It a while lunger, until the companion on his travel. Once whrej giant of the Orient awakens from bis he hurried home from congress, and , long slumber and shakes off bis for the physlqjans had given np hope" ol end Ign dcspollers, an emancipated China saving her, his own ministration will be tlie imposing monument of his prayers through a long night l J. W. Gessford, Manager. V, tP.iam her bedside recalled her to life. McKinley presidency. 1843 1897 well-meani- .29, William Mc-- " Klnley bom at Nllea, O. 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