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Show liiji. I'ivovo rusx EDITORIALS CAUSES OF PRESENT PROSPERITY of with the facetious "Well, how is your hound today! much' to make it appear that the Wilson ad-itlie rferred to is a fox I,01md ministration is responsible or present busi- - , hound or a wolf hound, a ness conditions. The reports of the Federal a stag hound, grey are sure to give offense by a term used government totally disproves such a claim. you man and beast. ' v The enormous crops of last year added ap- as a reproach to both If you are ignorant of a dogs breed you proximately $500,000,000 more to the nationin his maal wealth and circulation than did the crops will scarcely ingratiate yourself of 1914. That, in itself, was enough to make sters esteem by the cheerful inquiry, What to be ?' Such a a vast diff.ernce in relative prosperity; Nei- kind of a dog ishe supposed is ther Mr, Wilson, nor Mr. Wilsons policies, question in form, if not in intent, disagreeof uncertain deinfluenced agricultural production, although able. The least suggestion the Democrats are disposed to take credit scent or bar sinister is an affront. There are frivolous, vexatious creatures for it. But figures just published by the land whose oyer demonstrative. ways Department of Commerce prove- - beyond all irndog and eagerness to rush where angels fear to question that it is the war trade and the war ' trade alone that has expanded our foreign tread make them objects of dread to the commerce far beyond all previous records neighborhood, but on the other hand how and has made the country richer by many many dogs are dignified, self contained, dishundreds of millions. posed to mind their own business I When a and the : In this report exports imports man pbssesses a dog who belongs to the secof 1913, 1914 and 1915 are presented by ond category, what more boring than to countries. The total exports in 1913 were have his friends, when in festive mood, try $2,484,000,000 ; in 1915, $3,547,000,000, an increase of $1,063,000,000. All of this increase to coax the modest canine to adopt a boisand more, is shown by the report to be due terousness matching their ownf What can jto the sale of war munitions and supplies. be more annoying than to have to listen to Our exoorts to England were increased -- by feeble" imitations of harks abd growls every $577,000,000, to France by $340,000,000, to time you and your pet meet individuals with Italy by $192,000,000, to Russia by mimetic propenstiesT making a total increase to the allied A quiet, well behaved dog is entitled to countries of $1,248,000,000. To the countries bordering upon the war zone Holland, the same courtesy which he himself displays Sweden Norway, Denmark, Greece and and you have na right to disturb his equaSwitzerland7 our exports increased $218,000,-00- nimity or' to tease or pester him for your all of which is due to abnormal demand amusement. Let sleeping dogs passing growing out of the war. To suppose that our lie is an injunction intended primarily for trade with thesecountnes couId be increased a mans safety, but it should, have a wider in the least under present conditions is mani- festly absurd. Therefore we. have a total application. When you "approach a man gain in.exports resulting from the war of whose dog lies asleep at his feet it is unwise 1913, and discourteous to wake the $1,466,000,000, as compared withdog. Your op. this have wo a loss, consequentrup-o- n portunity for a quiet talk or the Against despatch the war of $381,000,000 to Germany and of business may he Anoulyjeopardized by Belgium, making a net gain from this cause such an act and interfere with the general of $1,085,000,000. Our exports to the rest of or the training plans for' the moment made the world have decreased $22,000,000. owner. The .the dog may be of the play ,Our imports in 1Q13 amounted to $1,792,-000,00- by in 1915 to $1,778,000,000. Our bal ful, noisy type or an inquisitive puppy hard anoe of trade in 1915 was $1,769,000,000. Di to control under the excitement due to call ers. For all you know there may be a young rectly or indirectly the country is that much the house and. it may be a richer. We have sold to foreign nations that baby asleep-iof the household routine to have the part much more than we bought from them. silence at that hour. preserve dog It is quite plain from these official fig "What could be .more ill bred than .to ures that every dollar of our gain from forwhistle to adog or try to coax him to do eign commerce is due to the war demand and he has been summoned by that the war and crops have given us a pros- something when liis master! But people are constantly doperity not because of but in spite of the ing this very thing, thinking perhap. to Dfemocratic administration. e.-a-d- yj "ThDeniocraticparty-wcraldlikevei- FRIDAY ONLY l.c---pr- og $139,-000,00- high-price- d construction "right-angl- e distinguishes it from all other signals. No other signal looks Presents like it. Its loud, dcm-cucanvtng note can come from. t, tHEDA BARA italoae. - A ThcKkxononyour A Pi : t ttraJVutijaJVi 3 ral and a Heart Punch, Staged Matinee Prices-Chilbre- n Evening Prices ' : ;; -- car means pennanent satisfaction. It will 1ast:You esnresett on this car" and die next ah the nct. If . is guaranteed permanently not for (Hie year or two years or five years permanently. Youalso have the satisfaction of knowing, and of having all who see it know, that your signal is the best one possible to buy. J BertramJBracken and Adapted - by " Mary Murillo V-dy 10c Adults 15c Chid ren 15c Adults 25c MOVING PICTURE 8TARS HAVE M ANY PET SUPERSTITIONS; ETERNAL SAPHO COMPANY HAVE GOOD SHAREOFDONTS We will pat one cn ready to sound fo'. Klatons are mad - 1 V. n ' Co.. .j j oo must have chuckled over disobey and earn his masters displeasure. Remember, when you have to do with a pupfus-- Detroit remark about teaching py, that five" minutes of unreflecting cofi-duon your part may nullify many weeks The St. Louis girl who discovered that of laborious,, training. A well behaved dog her husband is a coal miner instead of a is not an accident.. His conformity to the count, should console herself with the reflec- artificial conditions surrounding civilzed tion that a coal miner is often of more ac- uian repicsents diligent and painstakin fort. What right have you to undermine count than a count. i it? None, of course. If jou do so it is 0 0 Mr. Wilson has raised so many wolf through thoughtlessness and thoughtless111 will to both Crieff about Mexico that it will be hard for ness is often as baneful is ' man and beast. him to arouse excitement any more. ' There are far too many people in the o o oh v i i An omnibus bill is a parliamentary catch world who play with a dog solely for their all. But voters not under the gag rule can own amu.eipent, without caring whether the in the play and actually punish the party responsible for the bad dog participates at his expense. themselves to enjoy features without losing any of the benefits." willing They tickle his ears or the pads of his paws, o oothe ground when I they roll him over-o- n G)l(i't)eiflminCdlt"rtepth"'ofiriore wants jpt to stand up and even offer him temptIdhan'SfWft feet in South Africa and it is bemorsels which they have no intention of lieved that the shafts can be sunk 3000 feet ing lettinjphinreatrfor the pleasure of seeing 'more. the pleading look wills eyesr'They pretend o oo- to throw awbalLwithTiothiug'in-thei- r hands, 'BpamsUislpoken by 82,000,000" persons: to to his and alertness, enjoy his eagerness, o- - O . O make a fool of him and would promptly call S himia"surly,cur iflhe dog was suspicious Much has been written about the way to enonsrh of human beings to wait until he was is no make a dog fond of his master, but appar- sure there really was a ball. There has been play for a dog in all of this nor pleasure ently no great ainount of thought treat to for his. master but --onlya trial of patience, devoted to the question of how af, good nature and manners. j mans dog and acquire the' owners for-nreasons old many-goo- d w Love me.-lov- e There are nn my dogMs fection. how readily the feeding another mans dog, but if none of knows saying and everybody the .reasons restrain your consider ' before most bitter enmity to be taking 'this' "andlbther liberties whether or owners of rival dogs, hut there seems to7 pay for a veterinary a real need of enlightening the public, the not you are willing should he become animal the to on tbe or purchase welt meaning but unreflecting public, an invalid. 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Even the directors have the habit. ished by Theda Bara, the star, and Bert Bracken, who produced"" the severa lother members of the cast play, does not believe that he is workAll care was taken to keep black cats ing on a success unless he wears an from frequenting the studio and no old straw hat while producing the ed ladders to stand In a production. He cuts tha, tqp off and position that some actor or actress usually decorates the rim with a might walk under one and then re-- , series of cuts fuse to work for the remainder of the j What are yon, the t for a day faro bank? one of Brackens friends Theda Bara is perhaps the most asked him the other day. Thats a superstitious woman in America or terrible looking hat, anywhere else. She has & collection j Dont care a rap how It looks, of luck pieces, charms, amulets. Bracken answered. When I wear It evil eye and I know Ive got a winner. guards against the other things that would make the At The Princess Friday only. voodooist's outfit look like cial matinee at 2;3U. PROVO FOUNDRY ANO MACHINE CO.- - were-allow- zig-za- g look-ou- , Spe-avera- Woman Mayor Wants Divorce Kate Tork, the first woman ever elected mayor In Illinois, . has filed suit for divorce . against William T. York. Mrs. York charges desertion, the trouble starting over the attempt of both to manage the city afalrs of Kingston Mines. Mrs. York was elected mayor of Kingston Mines Jn 1914 and was ii 1916. Mrs. York runs a general store, runs her own automobile and JLi Mr3. wealthy. - -- ! - 0; 1 on'y by ! 'c - demons! rat eTheir own attractiveness. If wli ich is very likely to be the , Mr. Wilson, who hasfor two years been hey succeed, with case a young dog, they have made him counseling Democratic leaders to steal Re- a fr IN 0, o- - , like it No other signal sounds 0, -- 1 The Type L is the largest of the Klaxons. It is the one foa on all You can al ways tell st. The WilliamFox h, -- 20 -- SPECIAL MATINEE 2:30 7. - KLAXON-- i i who possess'- - Dont approach the friend I PRINCESS Dreee" Women-'Mwe- t Greenville, Miss., and the sun Sunday afternoon the sight of limbs exposed through diaphanous gowns shovel the mayor and he issued an older prohibiting them from being worn oir Greenville streets. Policemen were ordered to arrest any woman who appeared In such gowns. Liver Sluggish?' You are warned by a sallow akin, dull eyes, biliousness, and that1 grouchy feeling. Act promptly. 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