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Show no attention ERGATIS PAY to low grade Jewely or Watches, but exercise great care in keeping prices low. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY BY P. SIORIS, SALT LAKE( ITY UTAH MAY BE AMERICAN CARDIN AL The new building of the Firat Presa gterian church at Green }| River has ) { Amor \m jina to be the believe he 15. ite in November Ma sen dedicated Τη It has been decided by the mechantδαὶ department of the Denver & Rie ibstitute the simGrande railroad t« ple action for the compound locometive Monroe John Jamison an iM. F. have been bound over to the district ed ex ἘΠΟΝ hat erican he κ Upon American cardina) great honor be i of all the Cath Archbishop Far action I om his archepis court at Logan on a charge of picking copal palace 1 he St. Patrick's cath the pockets of patrons of a football edra dmini he affairs of more than a game | thoueand churches and schools and homes A stock company has been organand instit ns He is the spiritual head of teed in Salt Lake City, with a capital lone of $100,000, for the purpose of manuH s an Irishman by birth, an American by facturing typewriter attachments and adoption and a churchman of instinct. He has the activity of the Irishman, supplies the quickness of the American, and the spirit of the church Austin Tindle, a Union Pacifie America has had | two cardinals, James, Cardinal Gibbons of Baltibrakeman, is in an Ogden hospital tu more and John, Cardinal McCloskey of New York, the latter now dead. @ precarious condition, as the result The sentiment of the consistory has been known to be increasing in favor ef a collision, when he was crushed | of a third American cardina Yor the first twenty-three days of of typhoid faver and thirty cases of diphtheria were reported fo the health depart ment of Srlt Lake. An information has been filed in the district court at Ogden, charging Fred Walker and Edward Lawrence with murder in the first degree, for the killing of Dr. Ear! Beers, Brier Baugh, 74 years old, a veteran of the Indian wars in Cache county, fell from a haystack in Benson, Cache valley, and sustained injuries that re sulted fatally a few hours later. mies begun to rise again, It Is now five feet higher than it was two years ago, The greatest depth known for a_ great many years was on July 15, 1907. Jesse Peterson, the young man of Mt. Pleasant, who, with young Decker of Salt Lake, was shot by a young man named Blake near Kemmerer, Wrvo., has recovered from his injuries. The scarlet fever epidemic at Mt. Pleasant seems to have broken out afresh during the past week. It was thought that the epidemic was under control, but several new cases have developed. Bert Lewis, a young man living at Lewiston, fell from a ladder while em ployed at the sugar factory, fracturing his skull and breaking his shoulder. He is in the Logan hospital and will probably recover, One of the star members of the Carfisle Indian football squad is an Indian from Utah, Hendricks, playing rimht half. He weighs 160 pounds, {8 50 years old and stands five feet seven inches in height. The Manufacturers and Merchants association of Salt Lake has decided to All the Time in Utah” buttons for distribution. It ts said that 45,000 of these buttons have already been given out, Tiring of the expense attached ta the caring for the indigents who come to Weber county from other states, the county officials have decided to hereafter deport such persons to the states from which they came Mrs. Dora Reed, of Salt Lake, attempted suicide after hearing that her father had become insane and was confined in an asylum. Mrs. Reed drank a quantity of creosote, but her condition was discovered in time to save her life. Gilbert Jacobs, aged 6, was thrown from a horse at Lehi and sustained injuries which resulted in his death. The accident was caused by some mis chieyous boys, who struck the horse the little fellow was riding, causing it to run away. The committee appcinted by the last state senate just prior to its adjournment to investigate the fuel situation and report its findings to the 1909 legislature will, it is announced, start its labors as soon as the fuel shortage becomes acute. After being attacked by a sow belonging to E. C. Bagley, Marion l_yvkke, of Salt Lake, says she was thrown to the ground and severely bitten by the infuriated beast. She filea a complaint in the Salt Lake courts against Bagley for $499 damages S. E. Daley was found in a second- hand store in Salt Lake City one night last week, in a drunken condition, and arrested on a charge of burglary. It appears that Daley entered the store for the purpose of robbery, but being intoxicated, laid down andfell asleep. The honey crop of Emery county has nearly all been marketed, and the been 300,000 pounds, | has harvest which, at 6 cents per pound, the aver age price paid, would make the crop worth $18,000. Nine carloads were shipped, one of which was sent te Ohio points. Mrs. Benjamin Booth attempted sulcide while witnessing a performance | at one of the theatres in Salt Lake, taking laudanum. Friends who were with her rushed for a doctor and her life was saved. Mrs. Booth says she regrets the act, and can give no rea- son for the attempt. The Commercial club of Salt Lake City is already making arrangements for the entertainment of the visitors to the Trans-Missouri Dry Farming congress, which is to be held in Sah Lake on January 23 and 24 next. This organization held its first meeting at Denver in January, 1907 The 18-months-old son of John Roach of Palmyra was drowned in a water canal on the 27th. While Mr. Roach was attending to some work at the barn, the little fellow evidently left the house to join his father and fef into the canal. The lound caught on a snag. body was n by ming the and missions nearly colleges and 1,149 6,500 priests, Under regular and him are 523 churches, chauffuers.” Timi the chauffuers?” Yes, giving them sixty days’ time the county jail."—Chicago Daily BUILDING OF A WITICISM. Point of Joke the Same Though Under Changed Conditions. News ” tration of one method. lw lova Charies bla i ul Bell, who has j ust Loudon, will, chapels and να...“ though it is brought out in a different way. A child and her mother are on the cars. Opposite them sits a young maa dressed in the height of fashion. Say the child: | PAT’S LOGIC. | “I think we'll rest a few minutes, if you don’t mind, I'm quite out of wi en NEGRO BISHOP AT RICHMOND But one negro was entitled to a seat ag a member of the Episcopal general conference at its recent 8 ession in Richmond, Va. Rt. Rev. 8. D. Ferguson, DD., DCL., missionary bishop of Cape Palmas, whose residence is Monrovia, LiHe broke down race preju-, beria, West Africa. dice and took his seat in the chancel of the most. exclusive ch urch in the south, St. Paul's. Bishop Ferguson is now the ranking missionary bishop of the American church in point of He was bern in Charleston, 8. Ο., Jan.| service, 1, 1842, and was consecrated as a missionary bishop of the church in that city on June 34, 1885 breath, and this is a very comfortable place.” One of the Drifters. “There should be more investigations of cases where graft seems probable,” remarked the energetic citizen, “IT don't know,” answered Farmer Corntossel; “investigations never yet added much to my peace of mind I'm one o’ these fool people whe would rather go on suspecting the worst than have it proved.”—Wasb ington Star. Hard to Find. “Why has she never married?” “She insisted that she would onl marry a hero.” “Well, they are not so very hard t¢ find. There’s a good deal of heroisr in this world.” “Yes; but she wants a hero witk Squire—I say, Pat, that's the worst looking horse I ever saw. Why don’t you fatten him up? : Pat—Fatten him, is it? Shure, the poor baste can hardly carry whatlittle flesh he’s got now. money.” “Oh, that’s different. one,” Two deals ir : Sounded Familiar. Eva—Uncle Tom made millions with his mines. When he went over to Europe he could offord a private cabin for himself. Edna—Gracious! How funny! Eva—What is funny, dear? Hdna—Why, it must have been “Unole Tom's Cabin.”—Chicago Daily News. EXAMINING OIL TRUST ΜΝ | AA “ἬΝ. | Babel—I would I were a soldier | | boy. | Clara—That you might—what? | Mabel—That I might nothing. | Hayn’t you noticed how often they become engaged in battle? “Heavens!” she exclaimed; ‘90,000,. one year? I don't seq where they all go to.” “Neither do I,” replied the young man, coloring slightly —Judge. Judge Ferriss belongs to the Empire State by birth and education, but as a business man and legal luminary he is a product of St. Louis. To all present interests and purposes he is from All Bluff, “Yes,” boasted the fortune hunting count, “all of our family castles were Missouri, and Mr. Rockefeller and the Standard Oil people have “got to on high mountains. show” him. Born in Peru, N. Y., in 1849, he entered Cornell university and was graduated in the class of ‘72, with the degree of B.S. He was elected judge of the Eighth judicial cireait of Missouri in 1898, which position he resigned in 1903 to eccept the appointment of general counsel to the Louisiana Pur. chase Expesition Co. He was also one of the directors. Judge Ferriss was chairman of the Republican advisory committee in the St. Louis “anti-bocdle” campaign last spring. Two years ago, in oonnection with the same crusade, he went abroad with the special purpose of inducing Ellis Wainwright, the millionaire brewer, who had fled under charge of bribery, two return to St. Louis. lived on big bluffs.” “Indeed!” replied the wise heiress, My ancestors all “and I see that you take after them.” |—Chicago Daily News. | Rural Music. Boarder—For heavens good | Country | sake, listen to those mosquitoes! husband for nothing. | Eleanor—And others get a bad hus- | The Landlord—Skeeters nothin’— band for everything.—Chicago Jour- | that’s my darter playin’ the mandolin |—Cleveland Leader. nal. get a Eird Had Attacked Her When Driven From Pigeons. A large hen hawk, weighing nearly fourteen pounds, attacked Miss Eloise M. Shields, 18, of Milton, Mass., while the young woman, accompanied by some friends, was spending the afternoon at the Blue Hills reservation. The party had just had their luncheon and were feeding some pigeons when the hawk swooped down and started to carry off one of the pigeons Miss Shields quickly Hurry. To our own age belongs the credit ot having raised hurry from the degraded position of a disease to that of a commercial process. Formerly Lurry simply brought people to an early grave, with nothing to showfor it, whereas now it is become the means of transforming peace of mind, which is a solecism, to say the best of it, into realy money. Hurry has grown to te a great fact in life. Even the fashions take account of it, until women are found doing up their hair in such a way that they may go the speed limit without fear of its coming down. And the best of hurry is that it is its own sufficient justification. Nobody expects hurry to have any particular reason behind it any more —tLife. Making Use of a Friend. A Harlem (N. Y.) resident after & busy day was seated restfully at home “What makes you think some wom when the telephone bell rang, says a en find it difficult to understand sub New York letter. “Meet me at the jects like the tariff?”. inquired th Waldorf within an hour,” called an | | suffragette. intimate friend at the other end of “The frequency,” answered the the wire; “must see you. Don't fail Within an hour, | mere man, “with which a number oj Important. Goodthem have recently been caught smug by.” The Harlemite grumbled, wongling.”"—Washington Star. dered why business should follow a tired man into his home, got into his Wooden. boots, kissed his wife and hustled for “Whew!” exclaimed the young gen| the hotel. His friend was waiting for tleman who had taken the object of him in the Waldorf cafe, “Well, Jim,” his affections for a row up the river; he said, “what is it? What's up?” “the sun is so powerful that my head “What's up?” echoed Jim. “Why, feels on fire;” I'm as lonely as a castaway to-night. “Really!” was the unsympathetia Want company—some one to talk rejoinder. I thought I could smell with. What will you drink?” Jim is burning wood somewhere!” a bachelor. 000 pair in Marjorie—Some girls GIRL KILLED A HAWK. Not Understood Masculine Ignorance, A young lady, who often thought out | loud, had just been. shown through a garter factory. HG CLARKE- what is picked up a stone, and throwing it at the bird made it drop its prey. The hawk then attacked the girl and nestling on ene of her shoulders started to beat her with its wing. After knocking off the bird with her hands Miss Shields picked up one of the tonie bottles, which the party had been using, and hitting the hawk @ hard blowonits head, killed it Except for a few scratches the young woman was not injured She Might. Judge Frenklin Ferriss has been bre yught into world-wide publicity by his appointment to preside over the dissolution suit brought by the government to “bust” the Standard Oil trust into its seventy odd constitutent corporations. As special examiner he is hearing testimony brought out by special U S. Attorney Frank B. Kellogg from officials of the ofl concern The immensesignificance of the proceedings, which may resuk in the disruption οἵ this most famous and most vituperated of trusts, gives remarkable interest to the man who p resides in inscrutable judicial state over the court. ‘Mamma, that?’ and, as she e asks the question, she points to the young man opposite. ‘Hush, my dear,’ answers the mother. ‘But, mother, | want to know.’ To quiet the ch..d the mother whispers in her ear: ‘He is what we call a dude, dear.’ The child persists as usual in gaining some more information. ‘And who made him, mamma” “Why, Providence, dear, of covgse,’ replies the mother sotto voice, whereat the child exclaims: ‘Oh, mother, doesn't Providence like to have fun sometimes?’ You see, the stories arereally alike. At all events, the point ig the same.” in its talons. STANDS TO REASON. “So,” she said, “you have made up your mind never to marry?” “Yes, after thinking it over for a long time I have decided never to ask any girl to be my wife.” “Pshaw! Don’t feel that way about it. You never can judge by appearances how foolish somegirls are. The very first one you asked might be willing to marry you.” It is the custom of the church, wherever practicable, for t he missionary bishops of the various Sufficient Credentials. dioceses to attend the general convention which Careful Parent—Before I can give comes every three years, for the express purpose of placing before the con- j consent to your proposed marriage {0 vention the needs of the mission work in his field, and report the progress my daughter, I must know something being made. Missionary bishops gathe red at Richmond from all the fields about your character. where the American church maintains mission stations, Japan, China, Cuba sir, certainly. Suitor—Certainly, and Mexico sending their quota, as well as Africa, all of the other missionHere is my bank-book. ary bishops being white men. Careful Parent (after a glance)— Bishop Ferguson attended the Bostan convention three years since, Take her my son, and be happy.—N. where he was made much of. Y. Weekly. With tact, and in a desire not to embarrass the committee of arrangeThe Inevitable Result. ments, Bishop Ferguson made no appli eation for quarters through the hos Stage Manager—I got the leading pitality committee, but corresponded personally with the rector of one colored Episcopal church in Richmond, Rev. C. L. Somers of St. Philip's church. man to run over his lines in that auThe congregation of St. Philip's was agitated for some time on the tomobile part. Manager—Well? proposition of who should have the honor of entertaining a consecrated Stage Manager—He simply mangled bishop of the American church. The honor fell to the senior warden of St. Philip's church, William C. Scott, a most respectable colored man, who them.—Baltimore American. owns and operates a barber shop. PHILOSOPHICAL. With the exception of Bishop Holly of Hayti, Bishop Ferguson is prob ably the only Episcopal bishop of the c olored race in the world. “Here is a story with a joke in it about Labouchere, the genial editor of London Truth. When he was standing for the borough of Northampton for the English parliament a little girl came up to her father and Said: ‘Papa, who made Mr, Labouchere?’ ‘Why, Providence, my dear,’ answered the somewhat astonished parent. ‘And what for, papa?’ inquires the child. Now that isn't a bad joke. It was natural, anyway. But listen to one of mine, which realiy has the same point, secular been i he is installed on Novy 9, become the most powerful municipal officer in the world. Not onl y will he be the representative of more people th ian there are in the whole of Canada, but he will have several powers that are not usually Ε ranted to mayors For instance, he can forbid King Ed ward setting foot in the city of Londor 1, 8 right which is recognized by the sovereign al ways ask ing permission before he enters. He c an forbid troops to march through the city with bayonets fixed. He is regarded almost as a memt ver of the cabinet, and is one of the first persons to whom is uusounced the death of a sovereign and the accession of his successor. With the ho me secre tary and one or two others he is an official wit ness of the birth of a possible heir to the throne, a precaution taken to He is the only mayor recognized prevent the ringing in of an outsider in the giving of state banquets and other functions of a state nature, These are only a few of the powers that are invested in a successful brewer when he becomes lord mayorof London Sir John has already filled the office of high sheriff, but a sheriff's position is petty compared with that of the successor of the famous Dick He has been since 1882 a member of the court of common Whittington, ,| council, and has filled many importa nt chairmanships since then. /| The new lord mayor is a prominent Freemason, being a member of He is 63 years old. the Grand Master Chapter in Royal Archmasonry. The new Jord mayor is also high in the councils of several city companies. He is on the Court of the Haberdashers’ company, a past master of the Glovers and of the Lawmakers and is on the livery of the Innoholders’, Loriners’ and Spectaclemakers’ companies. Sir John is a member of the City Charlton, Junior Charlton, Ranelagh and Royal London Yacht’ clubs. 1 The Bohemian had an article entttied, “How a Joke Is Made.” In it Marshall P. Wilder, the well known humorist, cites this story as an illus- LORD MAYOR OF LONDON Sir John SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH A SUITABLESPOT. The @rt of Milking. The property wealth of his dioeese approaches at a conservative esti | Suburban Resident—Yes, I want a mate $100,000,000, indicated partially by the following Cathedral of St | wseful man about my country place. Patrick, $10,000,000; asylums, $2,000,000; seminaries, $1,250,000; 500 church Can you milk }es and chapels, $25,000,000; 50 pre ries, $2.000,000; land, $10,000,000, Applicant—Yis, sor and schools, $5,000,000, besides several millions in properties owned by the “Which s de of a cow do yousit on various religious communities | when milking?” Ireland, April 20, 1842 Archbishop Farley wa born in Cour ty Armagh, Wull, sor, Oi never nilked but wan He was ordained a priest in Rome in 870 cow, an’ she wuz a kicker; an’, bedad, | a good daie ay the toime Oi was on both sides av her, sor.” Washington Star | The water in Great Salt Lake ha» order more “Busy ng Not for Doggie. | Mrs. De Stile—Are you going te | take your poodle to the country witb you? Mrs. LeGrand—Mercy, no! They | have such miserable food there.— | Cleveland Leader | Pa's Fault. ‘ohany,.” asked the Sunday school teacher, “what have you learned about | Jonah and the whale?” othin’.” Nothing? Surely you did not forget that I told you last Sunday ‘we were going to have Jonah and the whale for our lesson to-day.” “] didn’t forget it, but pa says he jon't want me to read about any more Over 89,000 young people are indirectly under the training of Arch of these nature aces Chicago RecHis parish schools have over 61,000 pupils and his acade | ord Herald bishop Farley, between two cars October, forty-four cases Sure Cure. You will never break up automojlle speeding by timing the automoles bamtered the stranger in the goegies Maybe not, neighbor,” drawled the ral constable with the huge star, but we have broken up a lot of speed- | UTAH STATE NEWS Each His Work. If you cannot preach, then pray. It you cannot go, then give so that others may go. If you cannot sing, then sympathize. But in any event do not forget that Christ assigns by natural endowments to “each man his work.”—Rey. M. E. Harlan, Disciple, Brooklyn, N. Y. The Jewel of Forgiveness. Nothing is more moving to man than the spectacle of recon¢iliation: our weaknesses are thus indemnified and are not too costly, being the price we pay for the hour of forgiveness; and the archangel who has never felt anger has reason to envy the man who subdues it. When thou forgivest, the man who has pierced thy heart stands to thee in the relation of the sea-worm that perforates the shell of the mussel, which straightway closes the wound with pear!.—Richter. a 5 |
