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Show u WAS A POOR f The Worlds Famous ADVERTISEMENT. Barber 'Could Net Bell Bottle ef Hair Restorer. It was la a barber shop near the Grand Central station. There waa a man lit on of the chairs getting a shave and the artist la charge waa performing the operation leisurely and silently. It was aot until the last vestige of hirsute obstruction had succumbed to the razors edge, and the patients face had been sopped, wiped, and powdered that the barber deigned to open his Ups. Then, running his fingers through the hair en the top of the mans head, remarked Innocently: "Hair Is getting thin. Got Just the thing for 1L Gloria Hair Restorer. Stimulates the roots of the hair. Warranted to make hair grow on a billiard ball Fifty cents a 'bottle!" Having delivered himself of this, be placed a bottle In the hands of the man in the chair for Inspection. The man glanced at tee bottle and then at the lead of the barber, which was as bald as the aforementioned billiard ball, and asked: This must be what you used?" New York Press. l Home . witch-hazele- Contains M harcollcs. One reason why Pcrnna has found permanent use in to many homes la that It contains no narcotics of any kind Peruna Is perfectly harmless. It can be used any length ot time without acquiring the drug habit. fej 555?a English Workmen Tell of Visit of Missile from the Clouds. thunder-stonehas The been so very seldom seen of late years that it has come to be regarded by the vulgar as almost legendary, but the people of Bristol had reason recently to know its reality. During a very severe thunder storm some masons at work on a scaffolding St Horfleld state that they saw a thunderbolt coming toward them from the direction of South Mead. One of them lost his balance, and only saved him self from falling by clinging to a plank. The others had to hold on to whatever was handy. They describe what they saw as looking like a dazzling ball of fire larger than a football. One of the men says: It cleared our building, but struck a neighboring chimney, but what became of It I cannot say." An utterly demolished chimney stack remains to testify to his veracity. The thunderbolt has not been seen, but It Is well known thct these mis-sll- s usually come in contact with the earth at such velocity that they bury themselves. Countrv Life. thieves that swarmed there began his Service one day with the words: "I think I know which ot you stole Mr. gold watch yesterday, and 1 Shall be glad it you will send It back to me before noon He made no threat, and. Indeed, spoke very genially. The next day he received eight gold watches! Do Your Feet Ache and Bum? Shake into' your shoes, Allen's Foot-Ease- , a powder lor the feet. It makes sight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Allen S. Olmsted, Lel.oy, N. Y. Ad-Are- Ecclesiastical Anathema. A German society has published an Interesting paper on the subject of ecclesiastical anathema launched in dhe middle ages against animals. Among the maledictions elted Is that of a pastor of Dresden, who In 1559 cursed the sparrows for distracting his congregation. Pino's Cure i the best medicine we ever used lor ell affections of the throat and lungs. Wm. 0. Endslst, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, 1000. Won Renown Early. Getting Your Money Excellent Opportunity to Arrange for Your Reception at SL Louis, During the Fair, Free. If you Intend going to the Louisiana Purchase Exposition, St. Louis, Missouri, opened by President Roosevelt April 30th, 1904, It will be very much to your advantage to correspond with Mr. F. H. Worsley, No. 411 Dooley block. Salt Lake City, Utah. Mr. Worsley has arranged to have all his parties met at the St. Louis depot and escorted to their lodgings, which will be reserved In advance. Information relative to passenger ticket limits, hotel rates, rates and all other necessary Information asked for will be cheerfully given free of charge. This will especially be of benefit to those desiring to travel with Utah parties or in parties of four or five. School teachers will also hear something to their Interest by writing above party. Worth. It Is rumored In Vienna that at a recent banquet In the courthouse one Landseer exhibited his first , ' SAW A REAL THUNDERBOLT. Pickpocket Had Been Busy. A London city missionary who worked In the slum ot & certain district and was well known to the painting at the Royal Academy when he was of the guests, an alderman, managed IS years of age. Millais was but four to smuggle three unopened bottles ot the dining room to years older when his "Pizzaro Seizing champagne from the Inca of Peru" startled London and his home. It is suggested that he may have been reading about the Japanese, among whom It is good form to take home what you cannot In German consume at a banquet. cafes three lumps of sugar are served with a cup of coffee. Those who nse only one or two almost 'nyariably put the rest in their pocket. now all Paris is agog over the work both in painting and sculpture of a Polish boy, Thaddeus Styka. JOHN OGDEN ASSAY CO. AA An two.. H 60 ftl.W CKI orLe4 AaythreoUUU Hold, SllYsr. Copper Ha tuples br mnll receive prompt attention, K toru and Rich Ore Bought, piaeer 175 Arapahoe If afflicted bt. DtNVEK, Thompsons Eye COLO. Jealous of Babe Brother. Two little hoys living near BL Quentin, France, drowned their baby brother in the river flowing past their home, as they thought their mother neglected them for his sake. Water When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper m BALL PLAY LEAGUE GOODS You will play better, be satisfied, and they cost no more. Besides our guarantee means a new article for a defective one . ind fon rnrr rnllu catalog Every thing For Every Snort in Every Soton BROWNING BROS. CO. Cottage City Worlds Fair St. Louis til. cottar. World Fair stop at Cottage City Hotel or Cool and Co Rooms Capacity 600 First elaaa hotel aoooamodationa Oae block from Olivo St. World's Face Car and man an trance-Beautif- ul view of the groonda sad ita grnad illumination.. $1.00 per day and up. Addreaa, Waterman Art., St. Lou la. RIKCHAltrS COTTSOS 00.. WILES you visit TICKLE Bald-Heade- d Catarrh Remedy Should Be in Every Pe-n-- na TRAGEDY OF THE KLONDIKE. it stop-over- Another Bismarck Story. Another "true story of the cause of Prince Bismarck's dismissal from the chancellorship of Germany la published In Berlin. It is said that In 1895 the Swiss federal council desired a workmen's conference to be held at Bern, whereas Emperor William II. convened a labor conference at Un, to which Prince Bismarck objected. The Imperial chancellor thereupon privately visited Dr. Roth, Swiss minister to Berlin, and pressed him to insist on Bern as the seat of the The emperor, hearing conference. of Prince Bismarcks visit, himself went to Dr. Roth at dead of night and satisfied himself of the truth of the report. The following day the emperor dismissed Prince Bismarck and at the same time gave Dr. Roth a portrait of himself, bearing the autogTaph inscription, In memory of March .19, 189U. Justice. The admonition to do unto others as 'we would be done by should not he Interpreted to apply to hu'man beings. As the Vegetarian Magazine some time ago said: "Treat the animals as you would willingly be treated If you were an animal." Perhaps, If there Is any truth In the doctrine of the transmigration of souls, you may some day be an animal yourself. In that case, let us hope that the souls of some heartless men may he reincarnated In the bodies of overworked and horses, such as they had abused so cruelly while they were alive. Even-Hande- d Scientists Study Religion. "One of the most significant slgni of the tendency of modern thought, says the New York Christian Work and Evangelist (Presbyterian), "Is sup plied by the Increasing attention which men of science are devoting ta religious subjects. MOVNTAINEER OVERALLS Terrible Cold Found Easy Victim In Careless Traveler. Klondike river Is fed by numerous soda springs and even the winter's cold tails to close them entirely. Walking on the edge ot the Ice near the shore, a miner one day slipped into six Inches of water. In a moment he was out and hastening to the brush hard by to ligut a fir before his feet froze. Rapidly he cut a few fragments of wood with his heavy pocket knlTe. But the unlighted match dropped from bis already chilled for he had rashly removed his mittens In order to use the knife with more freedom. Then he lighted a second and a third and finally several at one time, tut either his haste or Stats ot Ohio. Cittn or Toledo. I( . Ll perhaps a sigh of the air caused them i t oi r. Frank j. t. him? make onth that be ! to fall in the snow All this time the 4t Co , partner vf Hie nrm of fh J. Hlki I ctm frost was seizing his limbs, his body, trijimoN in Hie i tiy jlb udlum of it ml I'm i!t his heart, his mind. He turned to the USKtDl ! eer D inn i c f r nu h tuDi.V se of ( aTarkh that nuiaoi let curvJ by the ue ul fatal mittens, which bet never should L ALL C A KBit Cl tt It. HANK J. CHEVFT. have taken off, hut his a'ready frozen lu my preo Sworn to bff're ne ami aitSw C .1' fingers could only lift them from the Lcf. ILIA bib Uay of u.r A W.'t.i.hASOX, Ice where they had fallen, and after j ) ( Xotaby FiBLia a vain attempt he hurled them from H ail Catarrh Cnns ) taken lutmially and arte him and strove once again to light aiT' on and tnumu the urlaca t IL lmd njr free bttiil for iPAituLii'A a last match. But It was too late. lit. SLY a CO CRASS EY BYPCM WILLIAMS Joy In Your Heart. Jest hum a chime as yer pluggtn' along; In yer hvrt as y. carol r song! Joy fioDS only j IKK e dr load on yrr bark1. Dona help ter lighten de weight o yer d pack No sense ter pine er be downcast Ith Woe, All folkes got theya own ga'den ter lioe! Boll up yo eyes at d heavens o' blue This am de glors fer me and fer you! this morn-I- t I read: Now what do you think of Chinee Lerial Customs. When a rich and Imports"! Chinaman dies, his funeral Is conducted with much pomp and splendor. Ills friends and relations. Instead of sen& lng wreaths, send innumerable banners. These are made of white silk, with inscriptions beautifully worked In black velvet, and express the senders good wiehes to the deceased himself or to the members of his family for many generations. On th day of the funeral these Danners are carried by hired men, who are all artae-ealike for the occasion. After th funeral, wLich larta several hours at the cemetery. Is over, the banners are all brought back, and eventually grace the rooms of the late China-manbouse. " I A that? Trending broadens the mind, cates It tron exclusiveness and egotism, and fills it with a storehouse of know!-deTravel wipe out false Imagination, gives reality and provides one with and entertaining manners. Who would not travel Where are you going the Fourth? J. SAVED CHILD'S LIFE. ever-road- Testifvlng In her suit for breach of promise a fair Kansas plaintiff said of the cruel defendants first kiss: "When he kissed me for the first time he said it was the sweetest kiss he ever had. It took him about an hour to kiss me. Mercy! but there was a lot of fight In him, wasn't there? In Detroit, says a local paper the fire plugs have been painted red. In New York city roans and bays still predominate, but theres sixty-fou- r white hosses on the force and they call for red haid accessories. Other-wis- e Detroit leads! Prominent church members of Harrisburg, Pa., claim to have seen a garter snake five feet long carrying a butchers carving knife between its teeth and traveling at high speed. Going to carve out a name for Itself, probably. The Summer Vacation. Beside tlie billowed Ink. thev sit O'erhemv vhp gloiiea of the skies from vbn .is lumtcicrs pass, Or. They read love's answer In tlie eyes' sru-i-nei- l He holds her hand In warm cares. The color surges In her iheeka Her gown Is wrinkled in a mess Beneath his arm. which walstward seeks! Remarkable Cur of Dropsy by Dodd's Kidney Pills. Sedgwick, Ark., July 11. The case of W. S. Taylors little son Is looked upon by those interested In medical matters as one of the most wonderful In this connection his on record. fathep makes the following statement: Last September, my little boy had Dropsy; his feet and limbs were swollen to such an extent that he could not walk nor put his shoes on. The treatment that the doctors were giving him seemed to do him no good and two or three people said his days were short, even the doctors, two of the best in the country told me he would not get better. I stopped their medicine and at once sent for Dodds Kidney Pills. I gave him three Pills a day, one morning, noon and night for eight days; at the end of the eighth day the swelling was all gone, but to give the medicine Justice. I gave him eleven more Pills. I used Pills in all and he waa enthirty-fiv1 consider cured. your medicine tirely saved my child's life. When the thirty-five Pills were given him, he could run, dance and sing, whereas before he was an Invalid in his mothers arms from morning uutll night. Bavarians Are Progressive. Tho Bavarian Trade Museum has adopted a novel Idea to Interest as well as to instruct the public and The sun sink lowly to Its bed. all a golden hue' The world purchasers of toys by sending out Upon hi shoulder rets her head traveling lecturers, who show th And oh' her eyes are blue and true! practical workings of the toys by Ah gladsome. Joyou countrv days, means of models In actual operation. When llling Love the landlord pays! Some of the more interesting toys Indiana society belles are making thus demonstrated include: A com- thetf. own gowns, and Pittsburg soci- plote railroad train, which can be run ety women are baking bread. Now, if backward and ford, slow or fast, and Illinois girls will begin to sew on but- stopped at will. tons, we know of several susceptible Important to Mothers. bachelors who may be hoodwinked! I Examine every bottle of CASTOfilA, s aafe and eure remedy for lnfaata and children, and aee that It Bean the Signature of Is Cm For Over 30 Year. The Kind Yon Have Alwaya Bought. TAKING Bath tubs A CHANCE are being Imported from Germany. Whats the reason? is not the American make slippery enough'' The funny paragrapher was trying to think up a few thoughtful thunks while enjoying a fiftcen-cen- t rqum dinner, when suddenly the waitress dropped a load of dishes Has tliy yanking his notebook from an in side pocket the funny paragrapher wrote as follows: A waitress may not know a club from a spade, but she can easily raise the deuce by dropping t tray. fluffy-haire- rt'-- !, edu- Romeo Protested. Dead One Alexander, manager of a Glasgow theater, who was also a very bad actor, when he had become an old man was playing the part of Romeo one night, the Juliet being a young girl. After swallowing the poison, he was lying dead, when the grotesque ness of the situation evoked applause from the gallery. Alick (the name by which he was universally known) felt this was meant for mockery. Rising to his feet, he came to the front of the stage and said: You think I can't play Romeo, but I can play Romeo. I have played It befpre" (naming some people of distinction) "snd I shall play He then lay down and died It again a second time. ,Tolate,& hr all lirugcl.u ?vc. S1 Taka ilah a amity Pbia for cooalipaUtaa. F Be Sincere, Associate reverently and as mneb as you ran with your loftiest thoughts. Man' noblest gift to man la hla sincerity, for It embraces hla Integrity also. The finest uses of things, are the accidental. Routine la a ground to stand on, a wall to retreat to. Be absolutely and faithfully what yoa are; be humbly what you aspire to. Disappointment will make us convei sant with the noblest part of our nature. We render men the best an slstance by letting them see how rare a thing It Is to need any assistance. London Answers. This Will Interest Mothers. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for ChlV dren, used by Mother Gray, a ours U Children s Hume, New York, Cure Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move aud regulate the bowels and destroy Worm. Sold by all Druggists, 25a Sample FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LeRoy.N. Y. Fever-bibness- CLAIM SATAN . AS HELPER. Differ from Stage Magicians of Ancient Brethren. When In the thirteenth century, at the University of Paris, Roger Bacon, by means of a prism, threw a ralhbow of colors upon a screen, his audience ran away, and be was actually In danger of execution for witchcraft. How wonderfully different la the spirit of the present age, when stag magicians actually advertise thetr performances by flaring posters representing themselves In confabulation with the devil and assisted tjy bis Imps. They do this not only without fear ot punishment by fire and torture (such as would have been their portion only a couple ot centuries n aEL knowledge that even a partial belief by the people In their claims to Influence in diabolical quai ters will bring money to the box office. and thut a reputed connection with Satan, for business purposes, la for them the best possible advertlnw menL When Success Is Easy. The principles that win success nr very simple and few In number. They Here they are easily remembered. are: First, Industry, but not oven work; second, willingness to profit by the experience of others; third, ablk lty coupled with modesty; fourth, alas pie and correct habits; fifth, honesty, politeness and lairness. Any one ol ordinary ability who practices thess rules cannot avoid success. Success la easier than failure. London Tib Bits. To-da- y I WRONG TRACK Had To Switch. Even the most careful person la apt to get on the wrong track regarding food sometimes and has to switch over. When the right food Is selected the host of alls that come from I m prop food and drink disappear, even where the trouble has been of lifelong stand Women as Jewelers. It Is remarkable that more women do not take up the Jewelry business ing. "From a child I waa never strong when searching for a trade, says an had a capricious appetite and I and woman A can cater to A couple who were nigh on to four exchange. was allowed to eat whatever I fancied score years of age were wedded in an women's tastes, and with an apprenseasoned food, hot rich cake, highly a firm should be good town recently, and the editor ticeship under so not surprising etc. was It biscuit, of starting In for herself. An of the local paper headed his account capable that my digestion was soon out ol taken has the work up Englishwoman I at the age of twenty-threof the event: A Romantic Affair and is successful in resetting stones order and When he looked at the paper after the snd also has acquired the unusual art was on the verge of nervous .prostra1 bad no appetite and as I had edition had all been mailed he par ked of painting precious stones This Is tion. been (because I didnt losing strength a for work woman, though up his grip and left for parts unknown. delightful in nourishment daily food te my get The compositor had made it "A Rheu- rather trying to the eyes. the wear and tear on body and repair matic Affair." brain) I bad no reserve force to fall Owed Promotion to Pun. mtd-IcmCanon Melville, who died In England back on, lost flesh rapidly and no The shade of night were failing fast me. helped In 92d earhis his owed year, recently. As through a Russian village passed, Then it was a wise physician orliest promotion to a pun When the A youth who bore mid snow and lee, and cream and saw late earl of Dudley, who knew Mr. dered Grape-NutI A banner with the strange device, Melville sufficiently to remember that to it that gave this food (new to me) TscheroffitchBkivoti h his Christian name was David." had a proper trial and It showed he knew And thats the end of the poem. a living at his disposal, he received a what he was about, because I got be from the very Aral be letter containing only the words, ter by bounds the Japs got him before was in the summer and by wla-te- r "Lord, remember David." The earl's ThatI reached the second Ftanza. was In better' health than eves reply wa no less trre and scriptural: In my life, bad gained In fleeh before "Thot( art the man!" A Kansas editor died while building and weight and felt like a new peraoa a be the morning fire. This should Ants Overcame the Difficulty. altogether In mind as well as body, warning to despotic wives whose husA natural, t found black ants were all due to nourishing and completely bands edit newspapers. They should devouring the skins of some bird spec- digestible food, Grape-Nuts- . be more thoughtful of us, brethren, This happened three years ago and imens on a table, so he made tar cirfor there are only a few of us left. cles on four pieces of paper and put never since then have 1 had any bat one under each leg of the table. Ants perfect health, for I stick te my In Stott City (Mo ) Sunbeam: food and cream and stlR Grape-Nutwill not cross tar. Pretty soon h spired by a peach tree In bloom in the feund the ants busily at work again, think it delicious. I eat it every day. y front yard a Pee Dee young woman and, looking at the tar circles, found I never tire of this food and I can and cream a saucer of Grape-Nut- s wrote a poem on Spring" Monday. each one was bridged by bits of sand, That night her father went out and which the ants had brought In from when nothing else satisfies my appw-titand its surprising how sustained the street. chopped down the tree. and strong a small saucerful will The Fate of Empires. make one feel for hours." Name givIt was a Michigan editor who reEmpires totter and fall, and states- en by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich- ceived this notice: Notlse, I Ike Pick-I- n men wonder why they dont totter and True food that carries one along and won't pa noe dets conteracted by Grape-Nut- s Id reason." when speeches are made saying "theres fall ml wlf, lfary Plcklna. She has quit ta reached. Thus em- days proves big things. ultimate the that n of cold makln blsneas an I me aint Get the little book, Th Road te pires show wisdom, and th statesmen auportin fikel wlmea!" the other thing. WelivOie," In each pkg. up-Bta- e are made from by the most skilled operator and materials which can be the beet purchased. Made in all sizes, for big men and little If your dewier cn.iv1 supply you with them, wed like to know the reason why. '' men.J Z. C. M. I., SALT LAKE CITY, VTAH. m WE TBEBT GOBE Rom Rod Throat CATABRHPetfD, and Bur lUmwi Bronchial and Kf Tro-hl- Lang 7 roubiaa, Antaina Stomach, Liver and Kidney Bladder Irmibtca fremaie Tom-plaintIMteaaee Cbronte IBeeaeci of Women and Cbi Heart iMeeaee, Berrous Diseases, Chorea. (Hi. Vitne Dance. lUeketa, Hpinal Troub e. Skin IHeeaeee ftetatioa and Rheumatism, of the Bowel. FI lea. FUtma and Heetai oltre lor big neck). Blood Hlaeaaea, Trouble Worm. Fever, Myeterla, EpHepay, 'ape 7naomata, ete May and ail Herr one and Cfcronie LHteaeea. 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