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Show THE HEBER HERALD. One of the citizens took Newt Pollock into his house to stay until his fathers wishes could be known. Im afraid Johnnie Overby aint fit. for the business," said Mr. Bigger. He caught Mr. Cubbedge sleek as a bean, but I have my doubts if be can catch them boys, because, you see, be likes em so well that he have confidence knows that's, school-bo- y is a school-boy- , and always will be till hes quit, and been put to work. Still, I say this in confidence to everybody, because its the best parents can do for the present, and I dont want to discourage him in the very first in em, when everybody off-star- t. AN ACCOMPLISHED old WIFE. said a Texas gen tie marl to another on the street, so you are married at last Allow me to con gratulate you, for I hear you have an "excellent and accomplished wife. I have, indeed, was the reply; she fellow, is accomplished. Why, sir, she is perfectly, at home in literature, at home in music, at home in art at home in sience in short, at home everywhere except Except what?' Texas Shifting Except at home. J . At the end of the first day the new teacher said among his friends. These seemed to like me. boys until Yet this morning,, as soon as I had en. fw ti Jj it i ir to-da- y it i , n fl S P. tered the rogm, I saw that I was regarded as an enemy and a spy. My r r H I first impulse was to drag down an armiu ful of hickories from Mr. Cubbadges r rack, "and go thrashfng aroifnd genDone very cheap at the IIerau) erally forihe imputed insult that I had ceased to be a gentleman on the instant Office. of getting into their collected presence It was too easy, however. "Then I reflected .that they had oppor- WASNIT REAL TEMPTATION tunity to learn ttr behavior. It is i.more embarrassing thing than I expect(hat ere No, " said Uncle Pete, ed, and Im sorry that I undertook it. Eve didnt have no at all, temptatfon However, I am going to do something only er apple; if it had erbeen a waterwith those chaps. See if I dont melon it would er bin differunt. To be' continued. Binghampton Republican . J had-neve- t 1 1 1 i t, iJ r , i i ; ) ' |
