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Show ihe test entshave made to estubsh this.'- the 0iW4 tGUJUBSit.lue, e 'published in tabulations a mode of statement he buret-, , .. Aiito oilldouW led J mi?111 Prt3lHfeifei'o5fc has many honest minds to th9 effort oMUsaitwa?5-roneous conclusions. Now we have tSfobij ieLj casjit so organiz' iym fhe voluminous report of the finance Pcryear tc.r.ty committee of the United States senate (Pty.LjUl ar i&c xQnv&tf tainted with the same violation of arithmetical rule. What has brought into TTT r w . F. ? , barrel. such persistent vogue a practice so ineditor, j. qmss, of the Q lArfprv, lOontfoue.l reoorf ..igyy ,"""" Louro?:ucd'.-ir,th$5.63990 excusable, when it is considered that , $ luiu 'pr-- z ofr junr 6.46144 every graduate of our public schools is W Aj)bMt4tlQithaCtrijtn2iibsy0hjcjiuiAt' r' 7.13310 taught the rule which governs the case, ttye madias avini ' 10,45175 and should be armed with information 27,222,031 8,42706 to detect at once the violation of the D, O., Mason 6a -. '.2,183, 050 ' 18,396,686 9.84825 rule? u0 1867... 1,300,106 TIn part the issue between tbfk 12,803,775 bi10.05950 of 20,887,798 favor the free coinage of silver, 1868..- . 2,076,423 7.73637 such DECIDEDLY MEAN. 18,813,865 who . oppose 1869..and thoso 2,431,873 metallism, 6.11249 involves 21,169,593 which a . 3,463,333 1870..coinage is question $.59393 The Decision of a Denver Judge the exifent of the fall1 of prices since 1871..-- . 3,653,841 '24,093,184 Disturbance Case. 7.14076 the year 1873. The sifoerites aver that 1872..- . 2,514,535 , 17,955,684 L A Salvation 7.56480 Army captain nas been the decline in the prices of commodities J1873. . . 2,562,086 19,381,664 714641 arrested and sentenced to thirty days 874... 4,094,094 29,258,094 in general exhibits a signal proportion in jail in Denver, Col., .for disturbing bulto the Recline in the price of silver $7.33938 the peace, but really for holding outthe Totals. 39,713,318 $291,470,987 lion, the downward movenient of These are average prices which are door meetings of the familiar noisy latter being responsible for the downis a woman, This captain so near sort. genuine and reliable. They are ward movement of the former. To supis she and multiBlanche said to be reCox, are on to absolute correctness that port this view various evidences fined barbuland educated, and to have ofset fofth; for instance, that silver of plying the grand total of 39,713,318 no more fended seriously against the lion has had during Us shrinkagecer- rels by $7,33938, the general average of the good people of he to and a found peace be quiet will price, the product valuation in the worlds markets n a Salvation and Denver than excess of the fact, Army meetings tain steadiness of purchasing Pwerthe only $143.76 in to. are There may be circumapt trivial error, whifch might be greatly exchange for staple articles, while sufcorresome stances that afford justification reduced, or altogether avoided, by purchasing power of gold has is of Denver authe this for decimal places performance ficiently extending the spondingly advanced.' This position to in resort cent looks from it this disa but of who thorities, representing the fraction ejected by the goldites, as for tance had been of the price. , though they prices guilty , elaborate statistical tables opmean of of the which a he of their bit of will intolerance, How contention however; the different, .proof that to show by result of computing average price by their city ought to be thoroughly ponents is untrue, anjl seemfall of prices the method which violates arithmetical ashamed. The Salvation Army is a the quoted figures, that the different 232 rule. In that case the sum of the an- noisy institution, and their noise is an from I860 to 1892, covering cent 8 nual average prices is $100.37576, which, annoyance, and at times a nuisance.but commodities, was only about per from on being divided by 13, the number of it can be easily borne if the spirit and on the average, so that the decline in different prices, yields an average of purpose behind it andMhe great good 1873 was from a heavy advance in accomplished by that organization be prices above what they were in 1860, $7.7212123 per barrel, or $0.3818323 error, This kept in mind. Exchange. and not from a legitimate starting excess of the real average. applied to the grand total of 39,713,318 point Peasant Costumes for Pairs. Now there is an insuperable objection barrels, amounts to $15,163,972.41, being to the use of these tabulations of aver-- I a departure of a trifle ov3r 5 per cent Suitable costumes for the waitresses that to actual not error prices, are an at an international fair to he held in from the fact. And if age prices. They combear a church would be the peasant cosextent can be committed in falsely but only theoretic prices, and they actual j the ame sort of relation to muting the average price of a single tumes of the various nations. The most ; prices which sophistry bears to legiti-- i commodity, who can truthfully say that picturesque of the French peasant cosare a like error will not be committed many tumes is the Normandy, which consists mate argument. Ii brief, they of a rule scores Of times in computing the aver- of a gray woolen skirt, worn ankle prices obtained by violating as age prices of several hundred commo- length,- a black overskirt turned back, arithmetic, yet they are paraded having all the faculties and inclinations dities? When, therefore, it is asserted washerwoman fashion, a black velvet of mathematical accuracy and certainty, about the general average price per bodice with a white muslin chemisette while really involving an Increase .of year of 2 32 different articles, measured and short puffed sleeves. The cap blunder at every advancing step of In their rise or fall ir price by an index should be of the kind known as Northeir spurious computation or of their number, that the decline between the mandy. The Italian costume is a year i860 and 1892 was only about 8 bright- - colored pkirt, with a long white complication with other prices. If, for, al example, a fundamental error of per cent, what reliance can he safely lace or drawn-wor- k apron. A Roman in poscommitted i3 what calculation and on conclusion, the placed scarf should be knotted about the in- the silk A black velvet bodice and a obtaining the average price of anyhow sible worth is it as evidence that waist. dividual commodity for one day, silverites are wrong in their conten- muslin chemisette and long very full much augmented and aggravated must tion? sleeves with a little Italian cap comthe .error become when the calculation ' The long array of prices supplete the costume. The Italian cap is a Ms extended over a preek, a month, or a porting the conclusion bears on long and narrow strip of linen which is year, and how utterly unreliable, and its own face testimony to its placed lengthwise over the forehead even worthless, must such average Where is to with the corners turned back. The unreliability. comwhen1 into become be found the record of quantities wrought price peasant wears a skirt of rough bination with 231 other average prices, sold and of values obtained therefore, Dutchwith1 a long apron made with a -each arrived at through the same covering several hundred cbmfnodities cloth vicious and misleading process directly throughout more than thirty years, and square bib, a chemisette and sleeves to the French costume and a 'Violating ' arithmetical requirements. furnishing - such ' a divisor and such a similar of white linen jshaped like a stiff In order to compute an average price dividend as would comply with arith- cap The worn with gold arithmetic demand the division of ag- metical rule in ascertaining average halo and costume has a long skirt, over gregate cost by aggregate quantity,' or prices? Who can point out such a rec- Russian worn a is which to express the rule differently, there1 ord?! Nobody, for the record does not must be obtained first of all the total exist and never has existed in a shape long apron, the usual t bodice, long with a of the quantities sold of any commodity, to be available for the purpose named. sleeves and a cap, veil hanging from the end. or of an assortment of commodities, Only one resort has been open to use 49um of values realized at the tvaHb3 the spurious and worthless method of dito sum be is the A Courageous Widow. prices, whereupon adding prices together and dividing by vided by the total, and .the quotient their number. Amos Storey was one of the early is the average prfoe. But within the is no defense of such prices to say settlers of Vermont. He plunged into It last, half century, there has come into thatMhey are published under the au- the wilderness and started1 to clear wogue a bastard system of calculating thority of the United States, and are fond to which he was entitled by being prices a method which prob- embodied in a report made by the' the first settler. One day he was killed had its origin in the frequent im- finance committee of the United States by the falling of a tree.' His wife, who ably possibility of. procuring the quantites senate. Arithmetical rule is not to be was still in Connecticut, hearing of the and the values indispensableJHo arith- nullified by the pressure of mere auresolved to take his place and metical accuracy. By this illegitimate thority, no matter how high and power- disaster, clear farm herself, though she had the process the proper and essential data ful. The government, in preparing sta- ten small children. Years of toil, danare entirely, arbitrarily,, recklessly ig- tistics for public information and use, ger and hardship followed, but she nored, and averageprices are is as much bound to obey the rules of actually carried out this remarkable computed by adding together the dif- arithmetic as any private individual. determination. Before the sharp edge ferent prices and dividing by their When government refuses such obed- of her ax, acre after acre of forest gave numbers a departure frpm fact and ience, its departure from mathematical own to field. her With fertile place truth which is without an atom of rea- - accuracy has no more binding force, were burned and bushes hand the logs - son or justification,' because it .invaria-'bl- y and deserves no more respect, than the and fruits and crops planted and to leads error continually. In, every same blunder committed by one of its direction whither it proceeds, and ac- most ignorant .citizens. Whoever em- raised. Fish were lured from their re- -, cumulates error upon error until a jum- ploys these bastard prices in argument, treats by her angling and game was ble of absurdities and Inconsequential t-- giving them the position and signifi- supplied by her unerring rifle. In to have a safe retreat from In5 ties has been put in mathematical form cance of general prices, serves under order with the superficial appearance of un-- f the banner of error and contributes to dians and wild beasts she dug out an underground room with a small enassailable strength,' jret worthless, for the Exaltation of sophistry. trance in a thicket, where she nightly any purpose of argument except Mo A still greater entanglement in error demonstrate its falsity and utter un- takes place when, to strengthen the retreated with her children. Unassist-; case against the friends of bimetallism, ed she thus supported herself and chilreliability. Let me here illustrate the wide dif- the false average prices are reduced to dren until they- were old enough to ference In result between the genuine equivalent gold value; for such reduc- help, and found themselves the pos' method and the spurious mthod of tion must be preceded by the ascertain- sessors of a large and valuable farm. average prices: Ten barrels pf ment of the average price of gold an 'flour at $3.75 each and one barrel1 at unattainable end. Not even for one Trees That Are Trees. . $6.50 would amount to $44; dividing day, much less for a week a month n resGeorge S. Courter, a this sum by eleven, which is the total or a year, can the average price of gold ident of North Yakima, returned to Ta- of quantities, we have $4 as the aver- be obtained, simply because ho record coma .last evening from a trip to Neah age price. Or, on reversing the terms was kept of the data essential to the Bay and Clallam county, says Tacoma of the problem, one barrel of flour at purpose from Jan. 13, 1862, until the News. In speaking of the Neah Bay . $3.75 and ten barrels at $650 each close of December 1878 the period of country Mr. Courter stated that the timwould amout to $68.75; Cnd as before, almost seventeen years during which ber which he saw there is sure to make dividing by 11, we obtain $6.25 as the gold was at a premium. It would be its owners wealthy. He measured sevaverage. This is the arithmetical necessary to have the total quantities eral large spruce trees of unusual size. method the sound process; it will en- of gold sold within any chosen term One of these- measured thirty-si- x feet dure every test of accuracy to- which it and the whole sum paid for these quan- in circumference at its base and ancan 'be subjected. But tbe bastard tities before the divisor and the divihad fallen was 216 feet method arrives at exactly the same an- dend would be supplied,. as demanded other towhich a point where it had been long swer in both of these problems. Ac- -. by the arithmetical rule. In the absence broken two by a fall, and at this in qording to that method the two' prices of these Indispensable data, the only point it was fifteen feet in circumfer- $3.75 and $6.50 are added, making substitute is the false method of adding 611C6 , the sum of $10.25 In each case; and on together the different prices of gold and division by two, which is. the number dividing by their number. That addiFluid 'Instead of Wire. of different prices, we get $5.12 as tional violation of arithmetical rule In the Buffalo Express is stated It the average price a bastard average augments and complicates the blunder. Tesla has' perfected a Nikola which is $1.12 above the fact In one An argument built up on such an un- that 'of conducting tbe electric curInstance, and $1.12 below the fact in sound foundation is like a tree rotten means the other instance. At the rate above at the roots, which must be rotten in rent through a fluid In a tube, by which he claims that eiectrjcity canbe trans? the fact the eleven barrels would have Its branches. Or- error of $12.37 a ittcost $56.37anIt is full time to callra halt in theuse mitted foom Niagara Falls MoNewtwith tie more than 28 per cent wrong.1 At of these doctne statistics of prices. leans and successfully compete the rate below the fact the eleven bar- - The evil grows constantly. It shows stem .at the latter place. s The fluid : rels would have cost precisely the same itself on every hand. As long ago as he uses in the tubes costs scarcely f same amount-o, 163 the finance report of the United more .than f water? and losess Kso little before, with the I I error, .hut now too little. Save as- States fof that fiscal year set forth the electricity in transit that theTcost(of curiosities of maladroit computation,- highest and lowest prices of a con- transmission ,is little more than intertrash 'of siderable list of staple articles, followed est on the cost of putting up the poles. ;what practical, use can such To to palm them by the average price obtained by tfce statistics bo anybody? t as genuine prices spurious method. This list embraced off upon the public "When IIe Dead and Gone. I havp an annual A Top6kamaii has arranged' to have and as staple material forargument the period of New the exthe York to obtain report a peoplesconSt. Joseph newspaper thrown into bi3 .is seeking produce victiors under false pretenses. change, in which every average price mausoleum every mornfog afterl(he Is The illustrations above given of get- - is of .the bastard sort. The late Prof. dead. He evidently expects a light ting r.veiage prices by sound rule and Elliott of th treasury department pre- punishment and wants to give the devil "by violation of sound rule are supposed pared the false average prices of gold, his cfoe. cases. which were used by that bureau of us now apply these oppo to redufe the currency values site methods to Belstatistics Tbe river Rhine flows at three time experience.' ow- are the of imported merchandise to equivalent the rate of the Thames. quantity and value of flour mW: Emw: c , UrHnstrn1-','thhoiu- THE COUNTRY WEEKLY grace and refinement that has Its effect even if not immediately appreciated. Much fun is made of the Fresh strawberries, currants, cherries, ;n Somebody or whatever is in seaso'u. give relish as weekly. G. In the E. Iowa Referendum well as beauty. Fruit is 'gold in the Into and defends poetry never to and persons many morning,, in the following toucLir-Thert paper quite so good as at breakfast. a little country paper tlTtV, eot sit and rc;d A paper poorly printed and bu Had the Geese In His Drum times indeed; pt The following good story is tolj in With dined tosmall and narrow, ana I Georspread, connection with the Forty-eight- h And here and there a letter gravev so was oj As the regiment on its head, gia regiment:, a bit erratic, boldly p0IJthe march to Gettysburg some of the sol- Or caps, view conand of out ranks the diers stepped In unexpected places, and knoclli-- . fiscated a couple of geese, and one of askew. paper from ITT the drummers unheaded his drum and A real? native town; in it. Shortly birds the put captured Each week I hail its coming, an 1 afterward the colonel came along, and put it down read it, every column, ail tv. Till to failed give drummer , the noticing news, you know; and his usual drum whacks, rode up About the dear old country1 folks I uVMa long ago. said ds whoso barn painted v ho r Why dont ypu beat that drum? I I notetook the prize, man, And how Uriah Potts has raised a Colonel, said the startled wondrous size. want to speak to you. Farmer Martinis daughter ic de 13 How to tVell, what have you say? school another year , , The drummer dge vofr whispered; At this I pau-- and smile a bit and trifle 'of nd tber gesse queer, a I've couple Colonel, got how in bygonh days whr ' ' Remembering in here. seemed made for mirthX rely of The colonel straightened up and said: I thought this school raaamXmothM on sweetest ent girl earth; Well, if you are sick, you neednt And the now and then, perchance. I reared on. rode then and one J knew is dead. play, i shoffh Or find, again, some boyhood chum tb It3 has ond time on, wed; ' Why-- , Didnt It Explode? And so it goes, and none can know crow jw memories sad and sweet, A man, near Philadelphia, -recently l0ws, back to me whenever I Come the In of powder put fifteen pounds sheet. little homely The stove was oven for the men rewhich to A cigar, said Mr. Lowell. ls the In a small house of just conversation. a cln ' pasti01 measure their and to noon reat warn! sort at Is the about right measure for some pt re to be dinners. The next day a boy built a however. arities men fire, as usual, and soon after eight skirts ms and ate dinner there, lingering in It Is hard for a man with a dull penr the .write In sharp things. around the place until I oclock. raists i afternoon somebody thought of the seen i powder, and went to look for It. The gstunes hoops had fallen off the keg, and the veirtf ra the 'so that keg Itself had fallen apart ondemn of powder spread over the oven.wasSome he revi' unsolit was in a tin pail, which rino.ine, dered, and a piece of fuse had the tar ekirl Mle fried out of it. Why it was not set on Is caused by thin, weak, xire and fire is the mystery that Is now the To have pure blood wl forfarn blood.. down that chief topic of conversation f ' will properly sustain your.hej lers if way. and give nerve strength, take He Kept in the Middle, .In & day when sham misogynists are as plentiful as blackberries in summer it Is refreshing to read of a man whose He misogyny was real and consistent. and was a rich old bachelor of Vienna, his dislike of women was so strong that he always purchased three seats at a ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR theater and sat In the ' middle One to avoid the possibility of sitting ntxt to a woman.- "When he died it was found that he had continued his prejudice to the grave, and had ordered the purchase of three graves, in the middle one of which he desired to be buried. Philadelphia Press. FOLKS. YOUNG FOR sin-n- SKETCHES FOR INTERESTING OUR BOYS AND GIRLS. ' Five Days at 1 ! lie Smelled Them School Ills Idea of a Christian Had a Circns at Home Ho Changed His Mind. - f N Monday black, at four oclock. The key is turned in !- l sch o o 1 ed -- - - - ,T ; i ( 1 ' arith-pmetic- ! j r , ! ear-ring- s. -- heavily-embroider- ed cone-shape- d, . so-calle- d1 -- 4 -- , - com-puti- ng well-know- , - - 1 ri -- , - 4 , , 1825-186- 3. lt , a-tu- al , l , - room 1 -- of the Week ti 1 f broken. 1 1 Sc l 1 the four glad strpkes on Wednesday 'rjpg My cap In the air'l gayly fling, AJd homeward run as I loudly sing, The grip of the Week is As T safe-keepin- g. v broken. Ah, welcome the sound of the .Thurs- days four. And the joyous thought of but one day more That opens ' and shuts the school-roodoor, For the back of the Week is m Summer Weakness - broken. But sweeter than .story in prose or ; rhyme The musical notes of the Friday chime. For the Week lies dead in the arms of ( Time, And the school-boy- s broken. ? 1 For the head At four of a Tuesday afternoon. The hour that cometh none too soon, t strap my books to a merry tune, For the neck of the Week broken. -- j chains are C0ood s He Smelled Them. A certain missionary spoke in a prayer meeting one evening at a village where a convention of Spiritualists was being held. Of course, the missionary made some pointed remarks about consulting wizards that peep and mutter In the dark. Next morning aB he wa3 passing the village hotel he was accosted by an individual, who seemed to be suffering from redness of eyes through tarrying long at the wine cup, and the following conversation ensued: .Good morning, sir. Youre a minister, aint you? No, sir; I am a missionary. Well, anyway, you are a preacher. Now, sir, why is it that you fellows talk so much against Spiritualism? Why, pian. If you only, knew the comfort it gives us to know that we can converse with our departed friends tand knew Sarsaparili - THE BEST! New Thing In Backs. 3FC0!d The back of the ordinary piano ls not a thing of .beauty. In fact, to use a pleasing paradox, it never looks so well as when turned to the wall. A novelty In wood craft and engraving, however, in the shape of "a' piano, alike In the matter of shape pn both sides, promises to be an improvement. Instead Of a keyboard at the back are several compartments which may be used as a repository of music. that they are happy here the Spiritualist became' excited and his eyes rolled as he cried out, I can see their bright spirits hovering around me now. Look, sir! look! don't you see them? No, my friend, said the missionary, I do not see them, but I can smell them, and mighty bad spirits they are, too. , 4 Nursing Mothers, Infants,' ohiLdrel JOHN CARLE & SONS, New , Bode a Bicycle Handcuffed. n characCookey Clancy, a ter at Lambertville, Nv J., while on his way to jail at Fleming, knocked down Constable Strope with his handcuffed hands and started to run. "Then he seized a bicycle and rode as hard as he could, depending more on his feet than his hands. Several men on bicycles gave chase, and he was overtaken at the first bad hlllX His Idea of a Christian. A few years since, 'I was holding revival services in a town in North Carolina. At one service, by request of the pastor of the church whom I was assisting, I requested the members to remain after the congregation was dismissed. When the outsiders were gone, we begin to get confessions from one and another of past sins, with promises of repentance and amendment of life. At length, one brother arose and said: I have been a member of this church since I was 14 years of age (he was then 45 Of course, I have not always lived right, but I have never done anything worthy of being turned out of the church. I have been drunk several times, had a good many fights, and been swearing the fact is, I am under the influence of liquor all the time. But I try to be a gentleman about it. I want you all to pray for me that I may hold out faithful, die happy and get home to heaven! James R. Jones, Greensboro, Fecund Mother in Florida. York. 0) A SFECIALTYr"'1 well-know- 01 tiary IlLOOD T'OISOJI ppmana cured In 15 to 35 days. Yon canbelreiu home for same price under same puar. prefer to come here wewnlc ty. iftoyou tract pay railroad f areand hotel biW nochanre, f we fail to cure. Ifyouhavetakenm and still baveBdiwj iod'ide cury. a ins. Mucous potash, Batches in mouth, 'ore 1 lira ? J 1 any part of the out, we guarantee to cure. We solicit the most o'1 cases and challenc the world fi pate case we cannot cure. This dl ea'chasa-bafflethe skill of the most ei.urientpl'1 our: c,' Clans. 8500,000 capital behind pent tional guaranty. Absolute proofs f application. Address COOK IJI.MKI'liLL.t CHICAGO, Masonic vQI Temple, i A family of ten sturdy children, all under three and one-ha- lf years of age, is attracting a good deal of attention In Wauchula, Fla. The mother of ths children, Mrs. William Webb, first4 bors twins, then triplets; and on April last she gav birth to quintuplets , four girls and one boy, all of whom are said to be thriving remarkably well. Cut out and send this adtertitemtUi. Gum DR. IMPROVED UVER PHrSI! A I 8 st I st The Hygiene of Laughter. The truth in the proverb Laugh and grow fat is well explained by the National Stockman and Farmer: It has been aptly said that there is not the remotest corner of the inlat of the minute blood vessels of the rfuman body that does not feel some wavelet from the convulsions occasioned by good hearty laughter1. The life principle of the central man is shaken to its innermost depths, sending new tides of life and strength to the surface, thus materially tending to insure good health to the persons who indulge therein. The blood moves rapidly, and conveys a different Impression to all the organs of the body, as it visits them on that particular mystic journey when the man is laughing, from what it does at other times. For this reason every good,' hearty laugh in which a person Indulges tends to lengthen his life, conveying as it does new and distinct stimulus to the vital forces. Barometer for Everybody. Heres a barometer. Drop two lumps of sugar (cut loaf) carefully into a cup of coffee; if the air bubbles remain iff the center of the cup it will be fine; if they rise rapidly and go to the sides, it will rain all day; if they gather in the center and then go in a cluster to one side, look out for showers. It can be Nopacked cog she, can go. pw fT clutches to break. 90 andwui steel wrought iron and Over 850 in before breaking. some running 6 years withon dollars expense. Us roes hoists at prices, $25, 50, (5 30 j . j and on up to an Illustrated circular Curtis St.. Bern er. Oolo. Rend for VHIM CO.. 1222 1 Doctors Curious Idea. EDUCATIONAL. Dr. Johannes de Rupescissa, one of of the sixteenth the leading physicians century, had a number of ideas not now ftGflDEMY OF THE SflGRED HEfl generally accepted by members of his c,n The course of Instrut tlon In this Acsdt '"'v, heart profession. He thought, among other by the Religious of the Sacied Heart ratige of subjects necesvry to things, that thgall of a black dog whole and refined education. Propriety of dojn itmen would drive away devils. sonal neatness snd the principles of nuiahtF t attention. Exten-it- e ject of untea-lng- r ford the FUiispynjr facility for uefui boiiiJl ,, else; their health i an object f cDianto end In eickneg they are atttn1ed vith ipatern r jurtb J I all term opens Tuesday, Sept 8(1 New Kind of Balt. . Through the Invention of a new kind of bait and tackle muoh havoc la ticulars, address TUB M ,uh j wrought among the porpoise off Brest. Academy sacred Iloartf fH. Jomw The fishermen say that the porpoise, UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE Cl; which readily takes the bait, makes a THE D YEAR WILt-C- , tremendous leap after swallowing it, TUESDAY SEPT. 3d, 1895. and then sinks to the bottom. Full course m Classic I., tier cle,pj,liI ,C1t11 at d Mechanical JBnjtlneeiTnf-1hr and ! FIFTY-SECON- j " f ( t Conclusive roof. , r s ! A Wonderful Boy Preachers. Jones Have you heard that boy .Smith Certainly. I heard twelve .years ago. Commercial Couiee Preparatory Ball for boy a under 11 ls unique In the complex Ita equipment. Catalogues aent free n P1 Bkv. Amirkw Moebjrskt, C. S. C Notre hJ 3 Mother I sent, you my photograph. Dont you think it is a good likeness? Married Daughter Well, I should say it is. It ls so lifelike that when my husit he turned as 'pale as a band saw ' ghost. ' Sommer breakfasts. 1 ( Some excellent little ?hints ,for making the summer breakfasts more' healthful and enjoyable were recently outlined., by a contemporary Easy,' com- f ortable, appetizing breakfast dishes will help. It Is best to plan the break-- j fast exactly oyer pight, and always arrange Jt so ,that the preparation jin the morning .will not be too burdensome. Some breakfasts In summer are always advisable, but a pretty, tasteful table is never more grateful than ,on a very warm morning. Fruit and flowers are the best adornments. A single rose, broken at tbe window, perhaps, and put in a glass, will give a touh of true u an engine .ack and reliable Had a Circns at Home. tThe pug dog in a Lewiston household swalloweda spool of twist the other day and the boy of the house discovered him pawing at the end which hung from his mouth. The 'boy forthwith had' the racket of his life. He unwound fifty yards of No. B from the pug and left the 'spool inside, and the astonishment of the dogwas as great as the sport of the boy. The head of the family said that he himself dropped" a stitch in his side 'and that he will have .that dog Ji- -, censed just for the sake of the memory of the affair. He cant look the dogfin4 ' V, PILL, MU) rssa- Eating, in Australia. ONE TILL FOR A 105E. Max ORell says that the Australian? A movement of the bowels each day is necesnnr M health. bread tea These a and pills supply what the sjRtem eat seven times day; make it regular. They Headache bnrhtec cure half-paat and butteiyat 7, breakfast Eyes, and clear the Complexion better than oomift roc They neither vripe nor sicken. '1 o convince 1, 8, lunch At 11, dinner at half-pawill mail sample free, or a full box for ?6c. Sold tea at 3, sfipper at 6, and a nightcap at )SANKO MED. DO.. Philadelnluah 1 10. Tea lethe standard drink, ana REICH F THE THE COMPANY PAYS there are few hours in the day when the common-sens- e new steel horBevhla. their 25 teapot is not brought into requisition. Pn hoist tons of rock 300 feet each shift. Is Ju8tnrv North Carolina. the face without laughing. rK $ , old-fashion- lock. And Ive given old Time a terrible knock, , So-Call- 1jr-- 1 , ;li , es I IMF ARTIFICIAL . j Geo. uiler, Kochcster. N. Y. K. 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