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Show HALL CLOSET Club News Fi in h luh ( by Sandra Hoocioft With Spring here T think 1 tune for a "good cleaning it ib ut the old Hall Closet. Being Spring and all, here is a little poem that seems quite appropriate don't vou thins Besides it fell out when opened the closet door and I decided to "take it or leave it. No one 4 so wanted it so I'm passing it on to you. Glad Ab I that Sprig is cub. Soon the little bees will hub, Ad de robbins id de drees. i 1 Will '.lib's h s vi MU Ann i an Gt ar Th l.w.il, J Lu Ji.' n.s. O i:. i iSunm- ' The trouble Im 'he utliierx m mid published i studi n' bask' bt pr d.i'-ioi- With paper hats, serpentine and confetti; B. Y. high students enjoyed the French club Mardi Ciras, after the Lehi-B- . Y. high game in L'oOA, and the music was furnished by Mr. Mercer's band. and )rinti-- '.Ikigi mix tUo Tht y bir mir home gann s. n!c the Student lh minder that h mgs on t hi builitni board Sleeping Beauty How To Te Goes in Production A Senior i The Ftp t 'luh did i Kuuvines as-t Dali isket si firu job during the ill W el n on man hmg i' h il line Eli ' inns w II lie ha Id for g imes. ' he 111 W n! Ill i S 111 - 'll! club tnr ik xt s a r and will be annoum ed which will be it t he Dinm r i lam i I i i ' held this month. This luh .s Photography vpes ut photo x'udying ditleren Tin sday mm mi in They graphy. nings to discuss the activities ot the i luh It is under the direc turn nt Mr. Brailsford. t .... thi-ate- I Club HOW TO METCH A CAN Gay sirls, did I star hou say youd has started The children's alllo thave hat nice boy in the tike Well, first of ri'hi arsals for the play. "The Sleepsext neat give tou a vumble. Yf It is to lie resented You can tell a Sophomeore by the iou read this tharticle wou yill ing Beautv the lirxt part ol May The cast for way they gawk. hearn low to metch a can m 10 tht play is as follows Elans, the li You can tell a Junior by the asy esson.s. wav t hi y walk, quiens page, Kent Kerby, King, Dale Fr )e a k. Queen, D'Ann Nnser, Gart, 1. Wirst of fall he fervy vreindly. You can tell a Senior--h- ut you kings attendant, Lee Black; Ella, Always heak spoo him hut shonk can't ti 11 them mm h ' maul to the queen, Elaine McDonald, dnse himun til rast lesorte. If ell Five Fairies, Lina, Joanne Holda-waalse fails hase chim with thall yae heed youve spot. Frcona, Krista Nelson, Cordia, Janet Oaks, Bella, Gladys Nixon, Altirmatively Speaking Sas yecond resorte shake more Frytoma, Marilyn Morrill. Sleeping Yes, Sir Sophomore he is thooking len give him that Beaut v, Laura Lou Hamblin. Nor-berJunior - Yes old dang-ho- g Shes hour to a kitchen eye hoy, Jon Kat7.cn-b- a Senior- - seel lorry yor fou. Then he will h The student direi tor and woubly yeuk to spou, its then tou stage manager is Ellen Terry Mr Lewis is directing the play. yurn on the tharm. Lefore hong Class u it consciousness you should be oing yout with him hut thil vis fails share at stim F.ou ll I don't know Sophomore ether spit the hot or doup like a I don't remember Junior floop. 1 don't believe I can Senior 3. Lalways Waif at his fokes, add anything to what's already Are Teachers Human? junny or wotheryise. Yif iou jaugh been said at his yokes, aoud land he will sant to wee yore of mou, ispecially if One of the most common quesnou yare the only lui.e who waughs tions in student vocabulary has al- Th Pl.iy's the thing- ways been. "Are our Teachers Hu4 Sever nay any thing had about B V Apology to W Shakcspear man, High has conducted a If him, mo ater what you think sui vev among the teachers to give Much ado about thad bings about him or you Sophomore say vuu an idea what they are really Nothing pother eople he thill wink you con't dare As like it Junior you "Alls well that ends Senior 5. Help him hith wes wome-hor- k well." when e haske. Ieven wif we are Interest at Id t hailed ca soaker wex we are as- Mr. Webb Girls like most high titute btronger thin ihe thead at school boys Noot urne hime. Inti rested in now Seeing if he can help high school -I 6. As rirst last (resorte Pit on students that have never Sophomore "Mama, ?"may go out tonight this Preys. Hat this to o gout and had a break rake a blcg, or theny-in- g Junior ''Going out, mom Be that will Interest at lt 11. home hit you in the pospital. Thoing dis by were-nMiss Berry--Scho- ol, t hoys he will seel so fonny for vou, you Senior- - Night, Mater I 11 he in important at the time can churn on your tharms the milk. Interested in now School only in a different wav i . oell the thother girls to heep Interest at Hi cands off. Miss thmay yake mou a Mrs. Gilbert More inti rested in lot pess lopular, hut wo sot. Fit's Shortly after the first presentaboys. tion of Rumbelstiltskin" our un- ior that beceisl spoy itn't is? Interested in now suspecting hero, Jon Katzenbach, 8 As recond last sresorte Her two children was walking home wdth his costume jake him mealouse. O gout with all the athMr. Jensen normal thing, over his arm when all of a sudden fif anyi. If letics. a group of small children saw him bothers oys you can t in Interested in now the plirst gou gve up Now all ges kids are curious coming. Chances for a third Basketball and they had seen the play, so they face this is a wure shav. i i this fifty. junk, iry and p.isimr rut Si. riill club luu'' ht is In the midst of a huge pile of I found something that goes like this (It's liable to happen to all species ol the opposite sex Its M.unc r ' Thi- sogs to be, miss, ird ill. Hi .billin Tiny, pr v .it Ken 'b mil Mill r Elk n Hr, mull K .1 be siggeg But dis sog of sprig bust close, While the poed blows his nose. Heard any good sob stories lau ly ? Heres one: I've never been dated, And I've never been kissed t They said if I waited, No man could resist, The lure of a pure and mnoi n' 1 1 t, Library Glut) This is a newly organized club and they meet every Thursday in the library at 4.00, to give book reports, to (list uss recent books and sometimes to just read A few weeks ago, thiy had a party in the library where they played games, ate, and everyone had a good time. The oihiers are. Pres, ident, Marilyn Morrill, Vue J.u k Cl irk, Secreiaty. Jay Paul Smith. ' Inquiring Reporter Pies-ldent- called Civilization. Age b Boys pulls girls hair Boy teases girl at mvxx Age Age lti Boy leaves girl flat at high school dance. Age 22 Girl gets revengt gnl marries boy. A professor in one of the eastern schools gave his reasons tor Gass dying women as angels, they up in the air, always haip ing on something, and they ikvii have an earthly thing to weai Report cards are now nut and have heard this said, by soiik it B. Y.'s finer scholars. I think that I shall never s A 'D' as lovely as a 'B', A 'B' whose rounded form is press d Upon the records of the hlessi d A '!) comes easily and yet. It isn't easy to forget, DV are made by jerks like nn But only scholars get a B' Looks like this sardim pa closet will never get ck aned ou so let's see if we cant just door and jxostpone the Geamg for a while. There' It's almost look wh.it s slipping hoops out. Dark street, banana peel, Darned thing, caught my hiG, Quick take-oimisunderstanding three point landing As one bee said to his lrn ml-- ' guess I have to buzz along 10-- I t los'-the- -- l, Fast-fligh- t, 11 Korny Korner i Thespians This club has been having a Thespian Night every Thursday night, where one act plays are given. So far they have proved very successful and everyone is urged to support them. Notre MaLson The Future Homemakers of America are the girls who furnish us with the delicious candy which is sold at noon, that everyone likes so well. Dance Band ' -- That music that has been convng from 230A lately isn't a record player Last summer some B Y. hoys decided to organize a dance band. Be- ( an experienced orchestra man himself, Mr Mercer seemed the most likely contender tor leader. Championship. Interest at l(i Mr. Webb Dance hand and era Interested in now Same, including family Interest at Hi Mrs Young Men! Interested in now volunteered to play the mellow 1st Alto saxophone Then came Glen Grosjean with 2nd tenor saxophone, Parley Judd with his 3rd alto saxophone, and Jerry Gillette and the 4th tenor saxophone. Jon Katzenbach ". op- Man Then coming in with- the down Interest at Id his and heals are Robert Smith Mr Mercer To he a trumpet the and piano stylings, Jerry Weight player bass fiddle, and Dan Vance rolling in now Interested but not last least, the drums Then The same thing there's the combination trumpeteer, Interest at Id music furnished, and director, Mr Mr Gillis Playing piano, accorMercer. dion and learning to type Interested in now Their first playing In securing a master's degree, were at our matinee dances Then for our attending as many B Y U. asked to were play they socials and church activities victory dances as possible, crest nt Id To top off their success they Mr Olson Athletics and no furnished the music for the Mardi girls vino dame and the in now Gras. Athletics and two girls, 'wife The money collected at t hese and daughter. dances for new music and sup- crest at Id Mr. Dixon Athletics and no plies for the band. Fau-annua- l. Ti'-co- I girls. Their library of music now in- Interested in now cludes Chatanooga Shoe Shine Boy, Still athletics and no girls Johnson Rag. Alouette, and many has two boys others. He's Smart ask Jon what he played in 9. As sird last thresorte do a dery Thats where he made versparate thing and aaint fat hes his big mistake. He told them the feet. Gon t dive up if the tirst fime truth. Yes, you guesstd it. They he theves you lere. I it utreum. just pelted him with rocks all the way home. 10. If he dill stosent like you, For heavens sake GIVE UP' He Meaning of Names Richard Strong ruler Tom eminent Sandra helper of tru n Laurence victorious There is more to the teaching Fred peaceful ruler free business than waving a ruler at the Frank Suea lily boner you pull Teachers have to Marie companion be doctors, psychiatrists, and in Edward guardian of propi Patricia of noble birth general a Bill protector In their hands lies the responsibilDorothv git- of God ities of teaching the next generatDav id helm cd ions the art of keeping this great Ruth friend Ann country one of freedom and Dem- Alan grace handsome ocracy. Carol melody So the next time you feel the Elaine light Carmen rosy remember to urge complain your Barbara stranger teacher has worked, is and Albert nobly bright will continue o work, for vou. Brv3n mas rf ol . . . Doris: "What do you think of new dress? Ted: "Quality or quantity? Jane. "My head electricity. it is m. just full 4 W ester"What do you expo is connected to a dry cell Mary M. "If I'm studying wIk you romp home, mothi r. wuki m up. Coach Dixon. in driver and tan ty) "What is better than prisin' of mind in an accident Bright student: "Absence o! hod . Joetta: Hooking at the iiou Hmmm, quarter of eight, if moth' doesnt call me soon, Ill be late U school. . r . One day Brute Tavlor and mo Ik were having an argument His mo'1 er asked how he explained go mg around with five girls at once 11,, only reply was "Ole Cupid isu-have shot me with a machine gun i 1 Are Teachers Human ? On those nights when you go home loaded down with books does this thought ever pass through your mind. But wait stop and think it just happens your teachers are working too. "At the dance the otlu i night my suspenders broke right out on the dance floor. Dave: "Werent you embarassed Tom: "No, Fred had them on Tom . - - row-boa- t ful. . Jack-of-all-trad- Jim Judd and Ed Gibbons win' fishing one day in a rented and found a spot late in th' dav where the fishing was wonl' r rt They wanted o he suri 'o LnC he same place the next dayjan: Jim finally solved it by drawing an "X in the bottom of the boat Ed said, "That will never wor, That s silly. Why won't it work 9 asked Jim lx- 'flee, youre foolish sure of gef,ing ? axi- - ed th wiil How s.im- F,d Joetta: "Do you thinl I shouiC put some more fire into my poetrv Rene: "No, just the reverse. Joyce Cassidy thinks shell L success in college because she wavs beats the reading Magazine. tim-Libert- |