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Show THIS .YOUNGER GENERATION clublicityj The Atomic Age Fauvines The main event highlighting Girls Question the activities of the Pep Club Why does it have to be like this? during the last month, was the Dance Why do boys just have to kiss? Annual Fauvine Dinner 12. As in past year the on April No matter the face dinner dance was one of the outNo matter the name, standing social events of the Alone with a girl, theyre all the school year. The club sponsored an assembly Friday morning, same While driving along on the road April 11, which was directed by Phyllis Nixon. The theme of the so dark dance and the assembly was IlTheir strongest desire is to park. lusion. Maybe he likes the lipstick taste, At 7:30 p.m., Saturday in the Or maybe he has time to waste; Banquet Hall of trie Smith BuildBut time is like air: its warm ing, a dinner was held for the Toasts were presented members. , and free, Barbara Romney, Joan Shriver, by When a boy is on a necking spree. and Colleen Benson. About 9:00, And when the wrestling match Ronald Griggs orchestra lured is done, ' the couples into the ball room won. with familiar strains of dance has You wonder who really arrived Your lipsticks gone, or smeared music. Other couples about this time for the dance. a lot, The floor show consisted of A swell hairdo is all shot, three numbers:, two tap dances And in the dark he sure looks by Eva Dean Waite, and the Fauvine Sweetheart song sung queer by Beryl Jensen. ear With lipstick smeared from to ear. O a meet to once boy like Id just Thespians Whose company I could enjoy. recommand Annual Thespian initiations could A boy who and ceremony were held on April spect neck. 17 250A and other rooms of in he didnt Simply because the high school building. Fifteen new members were welcomed inAnswer Boys to the club by the nineteen old The answer girls is simply this, members. A dinner completed the and new officers for Its you who make us want to program next year were chosen at this kiss. time. They are: Dick Boyle, preYou spend the night on a new sident; Janie Spears, vice presihairdo. dent; Maralyn Ballif, secretary To win a date you fret and stew. and treasurer; and La Von Brown You turn on your warmest glance as scribe. New members are: RoUntil we poor saps havent a bert Hales, Ervin Nelsen, Evelyn chance. Barker, Sy Knudsen, Joanna You pass and flirt and look so Hobbs, John Howard, Joe Smith, Barbara Romney, Clayton McCon-ki- e, sweet, Ellen Terry, Vernon ReyThat we will melt when you turn on the heat. nolds, Lyman Durfe, Karl .Snow, With luscious lips and painted Ken Collard, and La Von Brown. nails o You trap us unsuspecting males. And so we fall and like it too, Just what you planned for us to Notre Maison B. Y. High held Girls Day do. on neck April 24 this year. Girls had and kiss wont But if a boy cotton dresses, and could to wear is Heck. him about All you say not speak to any boys all day. Hoc mothers little lambie pie Girls caught violating this rule You cant get thrills from such were given a ticket to Kangaroo a guy. held at Nork Park during Court these So girls, dont start to train In the aftemon a the evening. boys, tea fashion and show, sponsored the off turn To make him stop, Notre Maisons was held the by poise. The boy you go with necks with in the Smith Building. The tea was held in honor of the girls you, Because he knows you want him and their mothers. Articles of clothing made by high school to. girls were displayed and modeled. A weiner roast and party for girls was also held at north park I Love the Paper? following the court proceedings. I love the paper o I think its swell. On Friday afternoons Debate Club I run pell mell Among the six winning debate To get my copy in the region who particiteams t Arid read each line in the state competition pated The stories and columns Kent Staheli and R. Dee were I think are fine. Law from B. Y. High. The state I laugh at the jokes. meet was held at the Unidebate I read all the ads, versity of Utah in Salt Lake City I note all the news, on Friday, April 28. The teams I take up the fads, registered at 8:30 a. m. Friday When I praise the paper attended an assembly I scorn those who laugh. morning, all contestants at 9:00 and befor Im really most loyal, gan their first debate at 10:00. Im on the staff. R. Dee and Kent debated five teams on Friday and twice on . They Call It Initiative Saturday. They were one of the twelve top teams, and in There ifc an interesting encedote the competition until thestayed finals. on how Aaron Sussman, the great i advertising magnate, got his original start in life. Sussman, ac- DANCE FESTIVAL cording to the legend, was sitting in a restaurant one day when he HELD MAY 1 - By Kcid Elyob In a recent speech published by Stop and Listen (Look is copywritten), your favorite science magazine, the eminent atomic expert, I. Ema Fossil, pointed out some of the disadvantages and advantages of this atomic age. Among the disadvantages he considered the fate of the poor teacher. Imagine what life would be with uranium spitballs and atomic slingshots. If things got out of hand, the whole school building could be reduced to a little lump of brick, wood, steel, and students. Would this be a disadvantage? sporty-looki- ng gent 'at the next table declare: My wifes favorite schanuzer died yesterday. Id give 4200 if x could find a good, thoroughbred schnauzer to replace it. Sussman jumped to his feet and tapped the gentleman on the shoulder. Ive got a thoroughbred schnauzer for sale, he said, but I wont sell it for a cent less than $250. Thats mighty high for a said the stranger, schnauzer, but Id like to make my wife happy. Its a deal. Sussman came back to his table with a satisfied smile on his lips. "Now he told his companion all Ive got to do is to find out what a schnauzer is. Mrs. Vance has announced that on Thursday, May 1, Provo City is sponsoring a dance festival at the stadium. Seventh and eighth grade boys and girls and ninth and tenth grade girls will participate in square dances. Life would be changed. If you should happen to hurt a person's feelings, all he would have to do is point his atomic pen at you, and all thats left is a smoke puff and a pebble. Thats not all, a person could swallow some activated pills and spend the rest of his life flashing on and off. Life would be so speeded up people would have to run instead of walk. The life of the average man would be greatly simplified, according to Mr. Fossil. Imagine what life would be like if you were Mr. Average Man. Up at dawn, and as you go downstairs youd jet skaes. Your probably trip over one of the childrens s,runaway bacon-pila and a l, leisurely breakfast, consisting of two four-tenttwo and consume about water would pill of dehydrated seconds of time. Leaving for the office in your plastic helicopter, you fume because this is the old model that wont go over 600 m. p. h., and everyone is passing. When you get to the office, you find that your robot secretary has a cracked engineblock and you will have to write all the letters. Since the atomic pens will write on anything but paper, a new pen must be purchased. This new pen is is one of those that write high in a plane, so a strato-linchartered before any work can be done. Time for lunch. Lunch consists of three pills one for steak, one for potatoes, and one for gravy. When five oclock comes around and you leave for home, you remember that your helicopter is out of neutrons, and since all the stores are closed, you have to use your flying belt, which is a little drafty and you catch pneumonia and will probably die, so you can see you shoulda stayed home. Looking on the brighter side radio wil be greatly improved. Here is a sample of what you might hear on your atomic radio: Greetings, friends, the makers of Brekfo, the new brecfefast pills containing ham, eggs, cereal, toast, coffee, milk, fruit, and a condensed issue of the morning paper, bring you the Adventures of Lucy Lighlap, Girl Gun Moll. But, first, the news of our wonderful gift offer Kiddies, have you sent for your Dick Dalton Disintegrator gun? If not, heres how to get this amazing toy: just send the right eari thousand box tops. Your gun of your grandmother with thirty-tw- o will be sent to you by messenger pigeon. Just think of all the fun you can have with this dandy Ray Gun. When people ask a silly question, you can blow their fool heads off. Remember friends, send for you Ray Gun now! At this point we Now for the next episode in our story to the author so GOOD-By- e! turn the radio off and say good-by- e Date of Senior Graduation Changed This year graduation exercises will be held on Wednesday, May 28, instead of Thursday, May 29, as previously announced. The change is due to the fact that Memorial Day is on May 30, and because Provo High is holding their exercises on May 29. It was felt to be wiser not to have both on the same night, as some people like to attend both. egg-pill- hs er - heard a Page Three THE YLD CAT Monday, May 5, 1947 i B. Y. HIT PARADE UNSUNG HEROES Your roving reporter is back with you again, this time with the students hit parade in tow (song hits, that is). While asking here and there for favorite songs, the following results were found: Like: The Aniversary Song .... Col- -. leen and R. D. Jim Carolyn Carter Owen H. and Playmates and Barbara E. Flam-ing- o Charmayne They go Wild, Simply Wild, Over Me Jim Baird Smoke Gets in Your Eyes .... Jay Bailey Lover Come Back to Me Jimmy Rawlings Karol Bills Rye Whiskey Don Tibbs Lazy Hands Across the Table Darlene and Doug H. Put the Blame on Marne, Bob Smith Boys Oh, What a Pal was Mary .... Vern Whatcott Aint Misbehavin .... Joe Smith Why Dont You Do Right George Olson Something for the Boys Louise Stowell Beverly Kartchner Guilty Heartaches Mary Young Mrs. Patten Because Broadhead Don Rag Matrimony to Me .... You Belong Tonight This column we are going to devote to those of our high school who are never given the the credit for the things they do for the old Y High. Thus we call it Unsung Heroes. Little do we realize the time and hard work it takes to set up the lights for our asembly so we can have just the right effect. Ken Perry has worked diligently this year on both lighting for the assemblys and the plays with small praise for the wonderful job he has done. So this month heres to Ken, truly an unsung hero of B. Y. High. I AM GOSSIP deadly than the screaming shell from the howitzer. I run without killing. I tear down homes, break hearts, and wreck lives. I travel on the wings of the wind. No innocence is strong enough to intimidate me, purity pure enough to daunt I am more me. have no regard for truth, no respect for justice, no mercy for the defenseless. You will find me in various places, on tne tongues of the thoughtless, in the bosoms of the heartless, in the society of beautiful women, in the pews of the pious, and the haunts of the unholy. I am something born of hatred, I J. C. Bennett Lady Be Good.... Pat Creer Just a Cottage Small Don Dean I Came Here to Talk for Joe Sy Im a Big Girl Now Mary Fae Nichols sometimes of idleness, and often, South America, Take It Away Carma de Jong even of a thing called Friendship. Send Me One Dozen Roses .... I am wily, cunning and malicious. Norma Park I am never without patrons and Roll Out The Barrel .... Boyd I gather strength with age. I Wheelwright make my way where greed, disOne Alone Jim Rhodes trust and dishonor are unknown. Patience and Fortitude A. John Clarke I feed on the good and bad alike. A sign on a cafe window reads: I am no respecter of persons, Help Wanted, Boy or Girl, Man or Woman, Young or Old, Day wherever I go I leave a trail or Night, Dead or Alive of broken hearts. My victims o are as numerous as the sands Don T.: Waiter, there is a of the sea, and often as innocent. splinter in my cottage cheese. I never forget and seldom forWaiter: Whad ya want for a give. My name is Gossip. dime, the whole cottage, Oh, ... ITS A FACT That Girls Day was held Thursday, April 24, for the first time. All you could see were pigtails and cotton frocks, the gals all looked especially cute and had quite a time during the day to remember not to talk to fellows! That the Seniors are looking forward to May 28 when they will don caps and gowns for the big event Graduation. However you cant help but note a little sentimentality when talking over old times like: remember when and our we were sophomores bright feeling of adventure besides being frightened to death. The the physology and Eugenics class had a swimming party Wednesday, April 23, which was from the class parties usually held during the first hour of class it was oodles of fun and everyone turned out. A very, successful party was held Friday, April 25. The theme was a carnival dance. If youre wondering what those little yellow cards saying: Ive paid, have you? Only 15c for a night of fun. Now you know, it was awfully cheap, wasnt it for such a night of fun! That everyone had a happy vacation Friday afternoon when all B. Y. High was axcused to attend the track meet. That the primary election was taken Tuesday, April 22, the following were cosen as candidates for president: Robert Swenson, Robert Hales; for secretary: Phyllis Winkler, Yolanda Perry. That Y day was called off last Wednesday, but will be held Wednesday, April 30. The senior boys will help white wash the Y, the gals will clean the school. At 11:00 oclock there will be a matinee dance until noon, after which the rest of the day will be open for your choice of activities. That a Senior Sluff day has been planned but the exact date isnt known yet . . . maybe its to keep only seniors from stuf- , fing. People Are Funny If you sleep late youre lazy, If youre up early your nuts, If you just study you dont play enough. If you play your studies will suffer, If you stay in nights you dont have enough activities. If you go out you dont like your home, If you go out with boys you get laughed at, If you dont youre unpopular. If you laugh a lot your silly, If you dont youre a sourpuss. If youre serious your nosey, If you arent you dont care. If you get married youre crazy, If you dont youre an old maid or a bachelor. People, God bless them, dont know what they want. |