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Show THE YLD Page Two Is It The YLD CAT C Monday, March 10, 1947 AT 4 Sin? Here is some scandal you may have And in case you have we will unmask These are the questions we've heard asked To answer them will be your task. Do you go out to Lincoln High to see Abraham, Kirk? Is the Grove really that Pleasant, Amelia'. Are there two girls in this High School who are crazy? Jay Bailey says there are two "just mad about him. Have you heard the low, slow, rumbling around the halls lately? If you have, don't worry, its by-pass- ed the SCHOOL HIGH BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY tudeiit Published In tlu ( Provo, Utah Editor Owen Ueninjjer Associate Editor Larina de Jong Busine- - Manager R. Dee Law Janie Spears Joan Shrive r Robert Hales News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Junior High Editors News W riters .... Janet Oaks, Wanita Pinegar Rae Nelson, Maralyn Ballif, Barbara Romney, Carolyn Thompson Phyllis Nixon, Amelia Madsen, olanda Perry, Dick Boyle Vernon Reynolds, McConkie, Clayton Carolyn Carter Dave Young, Wester Potter just a few of B. Y. Highs couples breaking up. Feature Writers Will room 1018 still hold the same fascination for Dick, this Sports Writers at tournament time? year Question of the hour: Do Col Junior High Writers leen and R. D. really talk about the anterior portion of the left Nicholes tonsil in a posterior position in Fr. Henry Photography the epiglotas, on their big dates? B. Bauer Edith Faculty Adviser . Or Printed bv the Norma, why did you buy that M. H. Graham Printing Company recipe book? Does Jim Baird think every girl on the campus is wild about him? Question of the minute: Who told him that lie? There are many things a person can think when he or she SPORTS ANGLE goes to a new school, but the first thing or impression is the most It Bob Smith going out for important. The B. Y. High has a strong feeling of friendliness that baseball this spring'. He certainly is not ordinarily found in schools. On my first day it gave me is field. the playing a nice feeling to have people speak to me and ask me how I liked Does Carolyn Carter like footit here. Anyone who has ever changed school will understand ball best? It looks like it the just how lonely one feels. way shes throwing those passes. There are many advantages in going to a University High It it any wonder that Don B. School. For one of many, its a progressive school where your public is so good at basketball? He has tend to be slower, and you are given the privilege of getting college been out all year to takingtime credits if you can. seats mended. You get his car covers I see mutual seat was the the noticed melt right unity Another interesting thing between the boys and girls. They each seem to be so anxious through. Hey, Lois and Evelyn, have you to help the next person in any way they can. That is rarely found student-bodcleaned that up yet? a to else more than means and when it is, anything the By way, does anyone know School just isnt school without its class differences, which you what Ernest Lichfield does over can salute the seniors as the top notch, juniors following and to on weekends? Fork Spanish last but not least, the sophomores. Maybe this is not an impression (When we found this out, you but taken for granted, however, the seniors are very well on their could have knocked us over with way toward his and her own goal, which to me appears high learning. a typewriter.) Steady kiddies, he I have seen some of the older editions of the school paper, goes to see his grand mother and dad. (Thats a joke son.) The Yld Cat; I want to take this opportunity to compliment the George Collard is just fifteen students that make it possible. Its a very nice paper. steps away. From my first impressions Ill tell you my last impressions Was that Carolyn after being here a little while longer there are some students who Thompson we really saw in Police the are friendlier than others but all in all, there are very few im- Station Saturday night? (We just provements to be made. happened to be passing out that so seen never to I want Ive many is.) quite add, Before I quit to have. are Y. B. High lucky enough nice teachers in a school as the Perry Como smokes Lucky Strikes. I think its scandalous. I wonder if Andy Russel smokes Chesterfields? Who said Sy was shy? This next was too juicy for words. FIRST IMPRESSION y. What Shall The Graduating Class Project Be? As the year slowly marches forward, to a victorious culmination of many of our most aspired hopes, particularly those of many in that unhappy class, are reminded of the unalterable fact that it is the customary thing for the senior class to make a worthy presentation of some lasting project or monument to their beloved Alma Mater. As this has been the object of untold dozens of this respective class in the dark and misty past, it is far from the minds of the upper classmen to fly in the face of tradition. The question' then thrusts itself forward: What shall that worthy project be? Up to now, it has not been a matter of overbearing concern to the said upper class-me- n as our expulsion from this institution in May, 1947, has been shrouded deeply in unconcern. However, our young, impressionable minds have begun to ponder upon this vital issue, for it is The only remembrance vital. that the coming, younger genera-tios- n of this school possibly will have of the aged members of graduating class 47 in all probability will be the memento or monument of our prowess, which will be part of their young heritage. Let us then not be forgot on, ten by these who shall inherit our B. Y. high estate after our honorable exilement. For since this institution has been in operation since early ages, and many of the now partly forgotten heroes of sports and scholastic attainment have bequeathed to us, their undying attainments in the form of trophies, now sheltered between two rows of student lockers on the main floor. To preserve these records, (now irreplaceable) is it not advisable to give them the proper care and rest for which, for many of them, their antiquity deserves? The staff of this written dispenser of B. Y. high knowledge and student attainments, firmly believes that this would be a fitting memorial to the graduating (Well do anything to use up space.) FASHION ANGLE Who told the girls their legs were so ugly? Anyway there are a few who are determined to keep them covered. Who is that girl around school who had to have one leg amputated, because she wore her skirts so tight? (We know, dont we?) What girl pegs her skirts to match her head? Were not saying shes a pinhead, but a thimble would fit on her head like a bonnet. Question of the day What colclass of 47. or will Louises hair be next This article is meant to en- week? You just keep laughing, kiddos, courage this budding idea, but let it be remembered that it is thats all. not meant to discourage other and equal plans by the ambitious lads and lassies of our imBob Swenson: Whose picture mortal school. In fact, you may is that? rest assured that the beleagured Erven Nelson: Oh, thats a picintellects of this organ will wel- ture of me when I was a baby. come with loving arms any plan. B. S.: Gee, but you were a So come on guys and gals, lets nice baldheaded baby. a have your plans for senior E. N.: Hey, wait a minute class presentation to our favorite institution, which shall soon be- your looking at the picture upside down. reave us. OBDbss Lay That Pistol Down Babe Put the Blame on Melie Boys the Three little girls IN BLUE, LAURA, NANCY and MARGIE were WALKING DOWN MELODY LANE one morning on their way to THE LITTLE RED SCHOOL HOUSE, when they met the big bad wolf. He looked very bold as he said, GOTTA GET ME SOMEBODY TO LOVE, and IVE GOTTA MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. Im from MANNAGUA NICARAGUA and Ive only met three girls this year, CINCINNATI LOU, SOU CITY SUE, and A GAL IN CALICO from DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS. Of course I did have a little fling (a dance that is) with THE But she didnt shine GYPSY. ON THE OTHER END OF A KISS, and I knew there was no This was use PRETENDING. THE BEGINNING OF THE END. Our love was PASSE. As I left her standing under the OLE BUTTERMILK SKY, she kept saying over and over again in a SOMEDAY monotone, sultry TO WANT WANT ME YOULL YOU. But I was looking for BLUE SKIES FOR ME AND MY GAL, so I TIPPED MY HAT AND SLOWLY RODE AWAY. The girls thought he was going to talk until SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT about THE THINGS HE DID LAST SUMMER, so NANCY said, SOUTH AMERICA TAKE IT AWAY. They began to run as UNCLE REMUS SAID Run, youve only got FIVE MINUTES MORE! They slowed down to a slow 60 when they passed THE LAMPLIGHTER OLD starts (school early here) turning out the lights and singing IVE GOT THE SUN IN THE MORNING. At the door of the school they bumped into CUBAN PETE who tearfully said, CYNTHIAS IN LOVE and she used to be MY FILIPINO BABY and LOVE DOESNT GROW ON TREES. But MARGIE said, DONT TELL ME THAT OLD STORY, youll always be THE BEST MAN. Finally they got to their first class only to be sent back to the office they had been two seconds late. As they entered the outer office they heard Marlowe Davidson hysterically screaming, WHY OH WHY DID I EVER LEAVE WYOMING. You see Mr. Clarke was beating him because he had smelled RYE WHISKEY on his breath. After they got into the office, Mr. Clarke said, REMEMBER ME? LAURA said, IVE NEVER FORGOTTEN, to which Mr. Clarke said, Were you late? They replied, GUILTY. I DONT MARGIE, said, KNOW WHY, but IF IM LUCKY it wont happen again. NANCY declared, TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE, IM GOING TO BE CHANGING MY TUNE. Mr. Clarkes parting words Thank you, NOW I were, HAVENT GOT A WORRY IN THE WORLD, YOURE FORGIVEN. LAURA replied, as she kicked the office door open, We appreciate this, MORE THAN YOU KNOW. As they skipped Chemistry (We WANTED . . . EU mean to Chemistry) they hummed THE ANNIVERSARY SONG. You see it was the fifth year they had taken it (Chemistry we mean). It seems A HUNDRED YEARS FROM TODAY since we started High School said MARGIE. Well, it was YEARS AND YEARS declared LAURA. They went into the Chemistry room just as Mr. Nicholes was doing one of his favorite experiments. It began bubbling and A-G- O, Mr. Nicholes remarked BABY, THAT GOTTA YOU QUIT NOISE. The experiment bub- right back bled Above the ensuing (walls tumbling down and windows breaking) Ervin Nelson burped. (Heh Heh.) Undaunted by the interruption, Mr. Nicholes said, Bring it up again, and wenoise ll take ONE MORE VOTE. After school MARGIE said I GUESS ILL GET THE PAPERS AND GO HOME (Test papers On the way home that is.) NANCY said WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES, I LIKE MIKE, and I didnt before. LAURA said IM JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY. We have a date MARGIE solefully tonight. re- plied, Well, TO EACH HIS OWN, I just keep SITTIN AN A ROCKIN because IM COUNTING THE DAYS until APPLE BLOSSOM TIME when DANNY BOY will make me his. But NANCY thumbed her nose and said, WHO TOLD YOU THAT LIE? They reached their home, and called to their butler to let them in. OPEN THE DOOR RICHARD. But Richard wouldnt open the door because he was a Harvard man and the door had a Yale lock. So the THREE LITTLE GIRLS IN BLUE had to sneak around to the back door. (And were afraid well have to from now on.) AND SO TO BED Highlights On World News by Winter Walchell Good day ladies and gentlemen are you having trouble with your head? Are you always finding you left it behind? If so try Daltons Thumb Tacks. Guaranteed to keep you from losing your head. We now present our favorite news commentator, Winter Walchell. Thank You James, Thank you. The Rushin ambassador from France fell down the steps of his hotel pushin to hard and the rumors are that he is peing sued for damage to the sidewalk. Sounds more like a senator does-- n t it? The hard headedness 1 mean. Ha Ha, its a joke. I hear there has been a hot and furious debate in the senate today as too which ocean, Atlantic or Pacific had more fresh water trout in. There has been a train wreck this afternoon. It seems two engineers were trying to both go different directions at the same time. Since there was one track this turned out only to be a case of irresistable object and now there are a of huncouple dred pounds of scrap steel for the drive. Thank you Mr. Walchell. If a friend who makes One good pencil sharpener in see you red try Daltons Thumb Art room of Education building. nd don t lose Your head. Firemens pole from top to This is station P.U. bottom floor in High School signing off. building (mainly for use of 7th you-hav- e graders.) One parachute (for person occupying locker near stairs on top flooh One diving helmet (for use to prevent drowning in obtaining water from fountains.) One good size tram (baby buggy) (for keeping the lost and found articles in.) Five or six small chairs. (To help people from losing pen caps.) One week vacation (by all students and teachers nearly.) Whers your Ethics' Ethics? Kenneth: Oh, baby tal traded ics? our Essex for a Bui I think Clayton: your Hugh: Well maybe, bu you all right? Clayton: Why sure I right. Hugh: Then Im glad Im |