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Show PICKINGS. OUR MISCELLANEOUS. A Boston clergyman defines Hell as a place of uneasi ness. The mean man stops before the blind organ grinder, drops a bad cent Into the cigar box. and accepts the Lord bless you just as meekly as the man who gives half a dollar. When they told an Indiana woman that her husband had been sliced tin by a reaper, she Well, take the pieces replied: to the barn; I cant leave this gooseberry sauce just now. Girls, as you value your lives, dont get up and get breakfast In the morning. A young lady attempted it one day last week, and wa burned to death. Show this to your mammas. Twenty-on- e girls of Kenosha, Wis., have Jleeolved, that If the young men wont come and see us we will go and see them. Didnt we say that the race of re- volutionary patriots wasnt ex- UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. Provo RAILROAD. Mercantile IS NOW OITT.UING PROVO CITY BUSINESS. :o:- - ive 4 Institution, G-ood- s, IN ADDITION Paper of U tah Count y. Official TO :o:- TIIE A ROVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED in Pr-lLE- GROCERIES, TOBACCO, All kilulMOt Oriiin and Driocl -- STORE. FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. ETC. ELY I.OW FIGURES FOR PO-SIT- BAXERY AND PROVISION PETER STUBBS, FIRST CLASS STOCK OP A IMFIRCIIAFrDISE, X, IN LARGE VARIETIKS, AT A I lt lie quality ,,f LIQ;TJOEs Kept constantly on hand. I lie old Mnml, 4'orner of A Me.1 mill I'eiitreMreelH. , ESTABLISHMENT, IjAILORINC WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE ,b M. LIVINGSTON, PEA LI R IN LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. THE PEOPLES PAPER. PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINES ES- PECIALI.Y, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE (AN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS f It A Cleveland youth of rather fast proclivities Tell iu love with a parsons daughter, and as a clincher to his claims .said to the I. go ray reverend gentleman: 1C 1C I'' U () M SHOD 11 Y. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN Inbllslicd . bottom dollar on piousness, and I will pray you for stamps on the eurj Tuesday, Thureday COUNTY UTAH TIMES PRINTING AND PUBLISHING et P C O JI HOME ENTERPRISE. SUPT. S. S. and Saturday, by th siot Mr. Koupernik, Co-operat- x. ivr. v v fjy Fall and Winter PARLOR STOVES, COCK sf-- tinct? In Indiana the bride never expects to go on a wedding tour.' Kho steps into the old quill-whher mother stuffs a bag of dried apples under the seat, her father ties a cow behind, and the happy eounle roll away to the cottage of the bridegroom. ...... At a school at Wallsen near Newcastle, England, the master asked a class of boys the meaning ofthe word apjetite, when, after a short pause, one I know, sir, little boy said: When Im eatin Fm appy, and when Im done Im tight. c. COLUMN. A NY JONES, XV (KM) c ftflOt) OOOOO a distin- Hi reasonable price,. s 12- -' m MUSIC!!! THE ITunuib uui TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, BF.ST found at IT.Il Fs GRANTS . MUSICAL EMPORIUM, VV AMERICAN FORK, OK CORRESPONDENCE, AT TUP LOWEST l, pi: wil 300,000 lbs Mining and General oo nd Iquor clwsw N. B. Pure Wine. on hand fur purpose and ti.milv PIANOS! ORGANS!! ANT The very latest X. CIGARS AND TOBACCO, Centre Street, lrovo ('ity. WOOL ! WOOL ! ! SAVE MONEY II Y c. WINES, LIQUORS, me and contaiua z. AND CHOICE URANUS OK U. T. -- o- WOOL. ILL KINDS OF KUS1CKL oivwmk) Russian advocate, was nrtoonoo for defense the TOYS, BOOKS, ETC. recently engaged 0o0x000 HMKXXM) of several murderers, but was so - 3 Carefully Prepared WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. horrified by the details of the $ crime that, when called upon to - s ? EDITORIALS, plead, he gave his clients up, and 11. Avill eaid, Let justice be done. ooooooooo N ST RE si Do you know why you (KXMOoHJ fH KHKMM) Interesting and Readable are like the third term? said azI (KHMKM) 8usati Jane to her brother, who (XVMKI W. FRESHWATER SOU. LOCALS, M O(KK) lingered to talk with her Adolooo Dealer tn x phus after the old folks had reAN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS AT, WAYS o tired. No, I dont. Well, CLOTHING, ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF replied his saccharine sister, its Well Selected GROCERIES, becauso youre one too many. BOOTS, In the very latest Chicago MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, SHOES, TOBACCO elopement the persecuted but deT II O V O voted lover snatched his bride & CIGARS, from the enraged parient in Keep con.tantly on h.nd a Urge and CANDIES AND NOTIONS. the fourteenth story of a fashionwell .elected stock of able hotel, and made good their Ju.l Iteceived n Fresli Supply ofCJoitd wliieli we will Sell escape by wildly tossing her pathnn Ever. lpitating form into the descending GENERAL MERCHANDISE, ol Cheaper elevator Just as the old man had reached, too late the landing. Consisting In part of This is new. Where are the noguished fMM X 25 eeiitn pen be paid ioi jfood nrtiolo in Cloth sit AVliolesale. I WEST BRANCH , CITY. velists? What is love, Nanny? asked a minister of one of his parishioners, alluding, of course, to the word in Its scriptural sense. -I- loot, fye, sir! DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, One copy, one year " alx month PAINTS, OILS, fhrea one M Delivered in tha city, per week ETC. answered Nam MINERS SUPPLIES, $8 00 S 00 1 50 75 70 JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, blushing to the eenholes. UBSCRIBE ETC., ETC., Dinna ask me b!c a daft-lik- e m rat A 'V P white and question. Im sure ye ken as COLORED. next as mo weel that loves just to cholera. Love is just the very &c. S:c., worst inside complaint for a lad FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. OF TH1 PACIFIC CcsT. on Tatronize Home Bring Manufacture, and your Wool; or a lassie to have. A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth A western paper tells us in a AL TANNER, and yarn. that lady Kalamazoo, Mich., Supt. has the photographs of her three 3T All kinds SUBSCRIBE ! FOR IT Marketable qf in a with departed lords group, Produce taken in erchange"ia a vignette of herself In the centre, ADVERTISE IN IT ! and underneath is the inscription, The The Lord will provide. :o:san faith here exhibited Is very A l Leak. touching, but the lady ought to Agrnt for Utah County for tha celebrated :o: reflect that monopolies are uever The Great raperfAr the Farmer, to be encouraged, and the race of SCIIUTTLF.R WAGONS, Miner, Meehan; aVi Merchant. men at this period is quite limitAULTMAN A DEPART-NEXn.v, V "a THE STAB AVEEKLY BAI1M WAGONS 84 -- . 0 EW COSSWEF.rSTAKE ed. A well-dress- man ed at- tracted considerable attention the other day. byside-wal-Bitting upon the k for some edge of tne time, with his head between his hands, as If in deep meditation. At last a sympathetic stranger approached him, and said: Etienu you seem to be in trouble; can assist you in any way? The mart sprang to his feet, and taking off his hat, parted his hair care fully, and said: Stranger, do you se$ mat cut? My wife did it this and moving with a then sent mo down town to buy her a new bonnet - And I have been sitting here for an hour, trying to decide whether I will bny one or not; and blame me, stranger, if I havent about decided to get it. Decatur Republican. OUR BOYS The Times THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND SULKY RAKES AND CLIPPER PLOWS, WHEELBARROWS, ETC., ETC., ETC. A full supply always on hand M-SAL- T flat-iro- n, rW.VT.I , A C HANDBILLS. DODGERS, LAPMJS, CHFfKS, KKCFIPT, TR ANSFFRS, W RR ANTS DRAFTS, DEV' NOTirvx In, MOCK, CARbs, BLANKS BOOKS. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. . TRACTS TAOS, CIRCULARS, Ac,, Ac. PLAIN OR IN COLORS 5l0 (18 Copis In U. S. 50 00 $35 00 OoICoin eqaivalent in Carrencj ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. EPCXDT. cLirps. Club Ooptito tchotver 0ef,Vl CopifA, One Year, 10 Copjps Pihle fa advance NOTFS. "I cetup Fret 3 I at Agent. T IA FEATURE, a Flrtalde CnAjpaaioi tir the Pantllf llrrle the hNklj- - b Arqniled. EVERY GRAWGER 7out HAVE IT-- promptly all kind of , aul ... ttelnr entirely New and Comidete In all Ita appointment. prepared to execute LAKE CITY PRICES.- - JAMES ? JOB OFFICE. DUF-RILL- . Ayp aij? A fHOSTXiTTRACTl 1 MOW- ERS, FURST it BRADLEYS HARROWS, IS rttNcisca Z. C. M. I. Eat Store, Agent, Proro City. marlJ BE YOVXO & CO., ' ProprirtY Y Mas FraaetMe. Postmaters are authorireil aubcriptlqo& Specin tea tent free. Ssjcn for osr. AQ live A |