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Show PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. O. M. I. COLUMN. OUR THE DTAH COUNTY TIMES. man who chews caraways. No UTAH matter to what position he aspires, he will suck seed. A New Hampshire woman, : ctt-- r n 'ITT Mi'Ll ' when dying made her husband .. swear on he Bible that he would On and after September lOfA, 1874, never marry a woman with a sharp nose. TUAI N8 ns An Alabamian gave his ureason for not attending church, n itc 5t the fact that Sunday was unforName of Station. C t u. 7. 7. i 7 lie set the for day tunately apart pounding his mule, and he could Truing leavo la. M.'A. m.,p. not leave home. 10 4.)..., Provo ..i U 2' ... Grve When a thief Pleasant j 11 4), American Fork meets a jmjI iceman and hands him Lehl 11 V:... ,r. m. $5, it is the duty of the officer to 12 25 go and sit down in an alley and Draper Ou U SO Arrive atSandy see nothing for the next hour Leave Official Paper of Utah Counhj, SOUTHERN Provo RAILROAD. m Orniii and IJriecl Wntit. well-know- n 1 l i B j was from a who ask- Gen. Freight and Ticket Agent. dl ed permission to light his pipe In the gleam of her eyes. What do you know of the character of this man? was ask o oo ed of a witness in the Police ooo Court the other day. What do oooo ooooo I know of his character? I know OOOOOO it to be unblcachable, your honor,1 OOOOtXX) he replied with much eraphasii 00000009 ooooooooo beA North Adams boy, xS 2 iz.c.x.t.il 5 S ? x ing away from home: recently s 2 I 5 515 IFet 3 was questioned upon nis return 5 3 5 5 5 5 55 Bmnch as to where he had spent the day OOOOOOOOO He replied that he had been to oooooooo the funeral of Mr. and car , OOOOOOO ried chairs, so they let him in oooooo 00 XX) free. M I oooo ooo Some Chicago visitors oo went into a saloon in Cleveland, o kept by a German woman, and called for whisk y. She told them that she couldnt sell any; and then whispered confidentially to one of them; Ven you vant visky 4 you must ask for vine and pinch mit your eyes! Exp oonatantly on band a larga and well aeleoted stock of Is there any person you would wish me to marry? said a wife to a dying spouse, who had GENERAL MERCHANDISE, been somewhat of a tyrant in his Marry the aevil If you day. ContUUng in part of No, like, was the gruff reply. I thank you, my dear, one husband from the same family is DRY GOODS, enough for me. GROCERIES, r. c. z. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN PROVO CITY ...... A colored preacher down PAINTS, OILS, eouth took for his text the words, MINERS SUPPLIES, though after my skin worms deflesh tnia In I my body, yet stroy ETC. ETC., ETC., shall see God, which he divided Into three parts as follows: First, skin worms; second, what they done; third, what the mau seen FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. after he was eat up. Always acknowledge all courtesies In a kindly spirit Throw a boquet and a card of thanks to a serenading party, if you are not prepared to Invite them in. If you havent a boquet or a card at hand, throw a bootjack, or a brick, or anything of that sort, Just to show your appreciation of the kindness Intend ed. I thought you were born on the first of April, said a husband to his wife, who had menas her tioned the twenty-firs- t Thats just what all birthday. my friends think, said the wife. Why are they unanimous on that point? asked the liege lord. On account of my choice for a husband, was the quiet reply. The question was pursued no further. woman .; A strong-minde- d In Detroit made the following a politician who fentle replyat to her house to get her husband to go to the polls and vote: No, sir! he cant go! Hes washing now, and hes going to Iron and if he wasnt doing anything, he couldnt go! run this ere house, I do! And if any ns votes. It'll be ibis satts .ircSssar , r' t3P All kinds of Marketable S. S. and Ngtnrdgy, by 4be TIMES WOOL PRINTINC AND PUBLISHING COMP AN Y SUPT. JONES, WOOL ! EDITORIALS, Interesting and Readable LOCALS, Well Selected THE SOUTH r S I STORi it PETER STUBBS, GROCERIES, Li kinds of the lest ETC quulitv Ac. BITES ffl oo 3 00 l 50 75 20 i and. V-- Ihe old ntnnil. Corner It tlreru n.j An'i I int nr.ALra ix (illOCHEII) i. 'Ollll s'n'ri 1 Sm v olio t'VJ o- Mayo Alder MUSIC -- o- TIIE BF.ST AT TlIF I.nWFAT WILL BE FOUND AT Com TK! W. GRANTS MUSICAL EMPORIUM AMERICAN FORK, WHOLESALE AND NE 1 SOI. Sett' Lr.Ti tio Dmu BOOTS, SHOES, TOBACCO CIGAE New a vi NOTION! Dali' & Keceired a Fresh Surf Jut of Goods xvblch we will W 04 'W. City IS ' thr For GROCERIES, &c. - 0KE CLOTHING, COLORED. As-- e Chie Dealers In CANDIES AND Cheaper than Ever. Tri- - Sem 3Vee Mon PrRi IS Im Mon V u. i WjG-Olsr- s Th prin ofr 1 XganU for Utah County for tha cwlehraled -- I :o:- SCHUTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN A CO'S SWEEPSTAKE 1 THRESHERS, SULKY RAKES AND CLIPPER PLOWS, IIARROWS, WHEELBARROWS, ETC., ETC., ETC. A L - ft v'- niir - V hill upply lwmy DAVID CLIJFF, BESPFCTFULI.Y pW;' WOULD Irens of Iiovo and I tan, he Is prepared to furnish all klni"V home-made FTKMTl bl-and ported JOB OPPIC E LAlfE IMlIfP SALT Being entirely Nw and Complete In nil tu appointment. prepared to execute promptly all kind or Wholesale 1 and Iictail, Thereby saving both Time and IT AN DRILLS, DODGEKS, LARFT., CHECKS, DRAFTS, DUT-RniDEEPS A, STOCK, CARDt, BOOKS, WARRANTS NOTirtS, BLANKS TRACTS TAGS, CIRCULARS, SATISFACTIOX GUAEAXTEED. AgtaL receipts, TRANSFERS, PLAIN OR IN COLORS ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given satisfkction in every respect. tetter THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. M. I. Kat Store, Acenta, IroTO City, marl Horne AID Indotl7 COFFINS constantly on band Of all alrea and v to oider. QRaiit rr a. Warernoma and Workshop. Main Street; Fa lee room, Eatfc'fT3 corner. Ml Is,,. Vn PRICES DOWN TO MEET THE THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. M Jl NOTTS, on hand at JAMES DUN?. Kegi pa FDBMITORE MADE TbToRDER wrSALT LAKE CITY PRICES. al r MOW- BRADLEYS & -- Th.e Times BUCKEYE REAPERS AND ERS, FURST b t--i i Mar City RETAIL IV. FRESHWATER WHITE AND &c., ST AV ltn Tre-- U.T. ILL KINDS OF. MUSICll II CHWDISE, TOTS, BOOKS, ETt TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, T HE - Ti- ORGANS!! VAT? IV ! . & Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and SAVE TIME AXD EXrES A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth The best varieties of Imported and yam. M. TANNER, Supt. SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! ADVERTISE IN IT -- l IT O IE hiiiI 4Vn4ro We-- .t i: TOBACCO Kept f)nstnnt!y on A4 Mar r. IX FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. AH ,U .1 PIANOS! cents per 11. will lo paid for a jfood article in Cloth at Wholesale. &c., tJ"Produce taken in ercAanffeCt ... t 4 BAKERY AND PROVISION -- JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, wk FROM SAYE AAOETET AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF per DRIED FRUIT N. B. Pure Winrs and Liquon t n on hnnd for nredieai purpose, and tins' at reasonable prices. ,vT WOOL. Carefully Prepared on Delivered In the city, 0 AM WINES, LIQUORS, CIGARS AND TOBACCC OF1 CORRESPONDENCE, three )n ANDCUOKE RliAMO or 300,000 lbs. On eopy, one year glx month Tlir Centre Street, lrovoCitx Mining and General SUBSCRIPTION ?! Sait Ukeu fLOTBISC, TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, Ac., -- ! ! The very latest Ac., GRAIN STORE, I M. LIVINGST0K. W ANTED BY and eanlain. z BRANCH, B1TTE !R 3? RISE. HOME Published .very Tuesday, Thnrgday COUNTY PA,D WLDEu dkxi.fr It I. WEST A PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDEpS FROM THE MINES ES PECIALLY. AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS O Nf K II O T1 1 Y. ic 11 IS 13 I1 THE PEOPLE'S PAPER. UTAH PRICES r TIIK ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. OOl .J O FARMERS TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE 5 Goj .. 5 liVl 75 S 45.2 00 1 I TO IN ADDITION I 1 in :o: 1 Sandy nothing but the $5. It Junction. S3 Cotlouwood-.- .. I tell you what, said a Troy Utile Arrive at 11 00 6 30 1 50 3 widower, as he spit out of the Salt window. It seems awful when I think Sarys down in the e. .u t ground instead of being around C 7 r. flxln to dry apples. 5 A New York auctioneer Trains leave A. 5. I M. 6 In 2 3t lit Lake says that twenty-fiv- e years ex SLittle w S Cottonwood 47 bn perience has oonvlheed him that Junction 30 S 50 to are as much people pay willing Arrive at 4 00;l 00 40 for 4d things at auction as new Sandy Leave cost store would at the things Sandy il 25 SIS. Draper Said A Detroit lady to 9 T' 2n Vnvrlean Fork .i ;i to small boy whom sho found crying Plea. no 9 32 ant Orove on the street, the other day, Arrive at 50 10 15, Will you stop crying if I give Provo No, said he, Not. 1 and 52 will be run you a penny? Dally. hut if youll give me two cents Nog. 3, 4. & and 44 will be run Ill stop If it kills me. Daily, Hundays excepted. concerning Freight We have heard of a lady For all Information to of rare beauty who said, on a cer or Patgago, apply FERAMORZ LITTLE, tain occasion, that the only rea Superintendent. compliment she ever receivet JAMES SHARP, TUI OATS, BARLEY, WHET IN LAKGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR 4- 1ft CASH!! CASH!! HIGHEST T A KlILST CLASS STOCK PARLOR STOVES, COCK D 1 m i l.IMM; Institution, Fall and Winter Goods, . j Mercantile ive GEHBE.AL MEECHAJjTDISB. KN i.ij? i Co-operat- IS NOW DAILY coal-heave- TI :o:- There is hope for the young kr Vi ti |