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Show COUNTY TIMES. the UTAH rrm.isHED kvfrt TUESDAY, AXI COUI'INT. jt.cpc I.Vi VOL. THE BABY. Where did you get your eyes of blue? Out of the sky as I came through. OFFICERS FOR UTAH. G eoryo I Woods, Oregon makes the Gooiy A. RUek, Utah What and Ins. R McKean, N. Y. Rome ofspin? the starry 1 Philip II. Emerson Jacob S. Uorvmnn Where did you get I found it v, ailing Geo. R- - Maxwell, Mich. Win. Carey, III. What makes your (iitef Justice ls,- .elutes , fession as a fellow could get, his joke was too old to laugh Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the every w here Into here. -- o- Secretary light of them sparkle spikes left In. Hint little tear? lien I got here. forehead so smooth and Attorney Nathan Kimball high? Slrveyor General A soft hand stroked It its I went by. Public Moneys, J.U. Overton, Pa. Willett PuOeugrr What make your cheeks like a warm, lt. fi,ter I,aaI Otfioo, while rose? J- - I- - Taggart, 111. F. s. .Vsxuxxor I saw something better than anyone knows. Cal. O. J. Hollister, I t. Collector k,-smlleof bliss? l.t Judicial District. C. W. Emerson Whence that Three angels gave me at mice a kiss. Where did yon get this early ear? God spoke, and it came out to hear. TERRITORIAL OFFICERS. Marshal U. S. three-corner- k Whore did you get these arms and hands? Ixive rnadeltself Into hooks and bands. Zerubbabel Snow T. McAllister J I. Feet, whence did you come, you darling Mushal tilings? Win. Clayton n lltor From the same box as the cherub's wings. James Jack Trc isarer O. II. Rijnts. ITow did they all Just come to be you? ijil. Common Schools God thought about me, and so I grew. Geo. Q. Cannon "legate to Conjresi Attorney General l OFFICERS. But how did you come to us, you dear? God thought about you, and so I am here. Warren N. Dusenberry C Mvron Tanner Amsterdam. UTAH COUNTY Probate Judge Albert K. Thnrter LThos. J.MoCullniigh S "leetmen It John Nuttali outtv Recorder S'lenfr Henry C. Rncers J. R. Milner Prise 'ilng AttorneT John R Milner sntvevor i 'nr ner llert Jonea Nutt-alL. John Clerk County Henry A. Dixon Tre,urer Vtteasor and Colleetor....James E. Daniels mu pi. Common Schools, W. II. Dusrnherry l PlfoVO CITY OFFICERS. Abraham O. Smoot PR John Nuttali t Samuel S. done. Aldermen I Albert Jones Wm. R Paco, flame, Dunn. Councilors William A. Kollet, John R. i Milner, James W. Loveless It John Nuttali K'eonier Treasurer .Henry A. Dixon Marshal Henry C. Uogcri John R Milner City Attorney Assessor and Collector James E. Danleli Charles D. Miller Supervisor A. (I. Cownovcr Chief of Police Roliert T. Thomai Watermasler JosiuhT. Armwnnltl Cllv Ponndkeeer Daniel Grave Sexton Mayor . AFFAIRS. POSTAL o RATES OF DOMESTIC POSTAGE. The standard or. avoirdupois'. throughout the United For each additional - Lkitkr.s Is singlerate weight Single rate letter Jlcent States or. or frac 3 tion Drop letters, single rate 1 irsR, ,The standard rate Is 4 os. avoirdupois). Dally, seven times a week, 35 cts. per quar. Ni.wsp .. JO ix 15 .. Semi-week- 10 ly " " 5 Weekly Monthly 3 he had plenty of time. He said he could sit up three nights running, ingratiate himself into the. affections of the police in one brief hour, and he knew the captains of the ferryboats would love him on sight. lie could reiort anything, he said, from a dog fight to a regatta, find he wrote a lightning hand. lie was used to religious meetings and knew all about medical conventions, and would go for woman suffrage or become a granger, just as the paper desired. He preferred, he said, to work all day and night; hut, if the office had a rule requiring a man to sleep three or four hours out of he would obey. twenty-fouHe promised much more, and his tones grew more serious as he talked. He was !eing consumed by a burning ambition to wield a had no lead pencil, and effect on him. lie was up in grammar, posted on the poets, and as for history he could repeat every important event from the hour the Imy stood on the burning deck down to Josh Billings fight with the Fat Contributor. He had brought alongafew specimens of what he could do faint efforts scratched off with chainlightning velocity. He handed one over. It read: r, ice-wat- like Venice, is Amsterdam, built upon piles, and its streets are nearly all accessible by canals even to the doors of many of and .stores. the dwelling-house- s Like the Queen of the Adriatic, writes a traveler, it has its three hyndred bridges (the guide-loo- k says six hundred), butit is no more like Venice than I to Amsterdam is all Hercules, reality, and of the most practical character in its atqnn't, while Venice is like a midsummer nights dream. There are sections of the thickly-people- d jor-tioof the place that present the r ajiect of humble life, so noticeable in the Italian cities, though the individuality of the two races, so tospeak, could hardly he wider apart in external 7 one dark as night, the other blonde and bright as the I never saw such an array of rosy cheeks and fresh complexions as the Dutch women exhibit In the streets of Amsterdam; they present a very striking contrast after traveling in Southern Europe. There, as throughout Germany, the women divide the heavy work with the men; they steer the large merchant crafts that navigate the broad canals; they row the smaller boats side hv side with the husband or brother, even using the long propelling poles at the shoulder, walking along the gunwales of the heavily-lade- n crafts. Many of the streets of the city would he. quite handome, with duo allowance for Dutch architecture, were it not for a proclivity which the inhabitants evince for painting their houses black outside, giving a rather funeral aspect to the long range of facades in many quarters. As nearly all merchandise is transported by canals, there is n noticeable absence of all sorts of vehicles, and passenger except dog-carvans; consequently a Venice-lik- e silence pervades the scene. The queer aspect of the low countries as presented in the form of hundreds of windmills is not wanting even in city itself. ns out-doo- sun-dun- - - REGISTERED LETTERS AND MONEY ORDERS. Regisration: letter, may )c registered on payment of a fbe of fifteen rents, but the government takes no responsibility for safb carriage or compensation In cases of lo. Money Orders? All principal post office now receive sums of money and Issue drafts fhr the same upon other post offices, suhject to the following charges and gulatlons: ,rnu Du orders Or'f Si not exceeding Y20 lOecnt and not exceeding Fit) .... 15 " " 10 and not exceeding and not exceeding F50... 2S RATF.s (OF FOREIGN POSTAGE. The standard tingle rate to Great Britain Half an ounce letters, six tnt papers, twoavolrdnpols; cents. Standard rate to France is 15 grammes, er one-f.j,. fteTs. ten cents; paOJ, r,r per, two cent. the-ver- y lie learned lobe a Reporter. hut at. lie didnt want much pay, he said, his object being to identify himself with some growing journal, and let the fleeting years bring him wealth and laurels. lie was only nineteen years old, and er Murder!!! Alwut oclock last nite the cry of murder was heard on one of our mane'streets, and as usual the police Was not in site. The cries was repeated sevral times, lieing enuflf to curdle the blood of the bravest men that ever lived. Our new reporter at once The item was quietly handed 10 hack to him, and he was informed that Detroit was not his home. His talents were too much for the town too many years in advance of it. They couldnt appreciate him here, but in Chicago nearer the setting sun they .were standing around on the corners looking for such men. You haint a foolin, stranger? he asked, his face expressing the gravest anxiety. No he could depend on it. It was a solemn thing to fool with a young man just starting out in life, and it was also against office rules. And Chicago is is? Just two hundred and eighty-fou- r miles west of Detroit. Good-hvstranger, he continued as he rose np and picked up his bundle and putthcend of his big cane under the strap; Im very much obleeged to you, and if I dont walk it in four days Its because the railroad bed gives out Detroit Free Press. e, . 1. ing. 5. JOHN RIGGS, M. D., PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON. SALT LAKE CITY BUSINESS. GOODS AT AUCTION PRICES mouths ago, where some negroes AT wvro cutting ice, I chanced to heir the conclusion of a conversaH. 1C. I II JC tion between two of the hands on 21) Main St., Opposite the I ost Office,) the subject of religion. SSiilt L.Ui (City. What you know bout Migion? o You dont know nothin tall bout On rtoek idiiIkI hi Ma pie Dry IIkIsaikI 4 aM. Aollons, Boot. Nlioen. ligion. 4 lotlilnif. und rviTyttiln I know a heap bout ligion; Jielrj. y luund In wi vt) Aortetl ai Auetlou JPrlccat lor Six aint I bin done read de Bible? mtyl4 What you read In de Bible? I Month. me nuthin what tell cant lay you DESERET you read in de Bible. But I kin, dough (though). I read bout Morro. BANK, What sort o Morro i til. Office ef resldenee, 4th West Street, and one block south of Peter Htubho Provision store, on Centre Street. Provo CUy. juVrt JA.HI.S r PEMBROKE, Comm stiect, Piovo City, Utah,, PRACTICAL WORKMAN ON CLOCKS! WATCH I'M and JEW LLUY. All work warranted. .iml (in-- tJilnb-lUliin.-u- or . No, Well, whar he go, and what he go fur? lihoh, man! He didnt go eoz he was a town. Dir! didnt I toll you you didn know nuthin bout ligion? You read do Bible! Iloccum (how come) de town name Morro, and how he gwing to go any whar? Town aint got no legs. Man, yous a horn fool, slio. De town named hut dey call it Morro coz dey didnt have no time to stay dar talking Go-Morr- Suit Luke City, Utah. o. no-wh- PUD UP CAPITAL V ST1CVKXSON, MERCHANT TAILOR, lrovo City, U. T., leave to Inform hi numerous Patron that lut I.X now prr jmred to do rallor-in-a tn allil bnuiohe at the shortest in tlis. it his rridns., om block Kant and o Store. three fwiuth of the East p& ' Bee J. MOORE, PT E3 IR TWluheaI toIT Inform his friends H. .S WO ,000 AUTHORIZED CAPITA J. C. l, NATIONAL Loud and boisterous laughing. SUMfl.OOO ut , and the public generally, Ihnt ho has opened a WM. n. TTOOPFR, President, , BRIGHAM YOUNG, H TIN-SHO- P, FI.DRFIviK.VIee-Prest.- WILLI VM JENNINGS, JOHN H VHP, K. LITTLE, R S. HILLS, all kind And lx prepared to manufacture Direct ors. of ut reasonable rate. tin-wa- re Shop corner or Centre and Main streets, Provo City. no?! Go-Morr- o; long. Debbil dey T!7r.V Deal in Gold Dust, Coin, Exchange, Ef dey stay Land Warrants, College Scrip, &c. didn't! why cant dey stav Splain me dat. But dey all gone, and de town Collections v ade and promptly too. All done hun up. remitted. Ef dere aint no pepul, and dere aint no town, how de town name Morro? Glong nigger! FOREIGN EXCHANGE TOR Didnt I know you didnt know SALE. nuthin all Ixnit ligion? But (sarcastically) tole me some mo what you read in de Bihle. I Well, Moro was a big town IXTKREST PAID OX SAVIXOS DEPOSITS. bout mightv nighs as big as aul Wa shinton City. And de ppu! nx de meanes flat lived dere pepul in de whole worl. Dey was dat mean do Lord he couldnt aboareni, and he make up his min dat he gwi oe hun de town dean up. Bat dnr was one good man dar member uv de church, A 'psidin elder name Lot. Ynas. I knowd him. Whar you knowd him? On decannei (canal.) Ileotvned a lint to, and drord it hissef. Heist, man! I talkin sense, now. Den de Ixml he came to Lot, and he say, Lot, gwine hun dis town. You and you wife git up and gether you little all, and put out fo de crack o day, coz I certny gwine hun dis town and Den Lot, de pepul he and he wife rlz, and snatched up their little nils, and travelled soon in the morninb And de Lord he tuk two liglYtud (lightwood) knots and some shavins, and he set fire to dat ar town of Moro. ami he hun it spang up, clear down to the ground What came o Lot? He and he wife, dey went, and dey went, and dey went; twell Iior! ef I presnly he wife sav, .meal-siftaint gone and lef de I wisht I may and de rolin-piAnd she turn roun,'to go die! fetch em, 8nd she turn roun, and and she dar now! What she doin dar? dar dar to-da- y, Nuthin. Must be monsus lazy ooman. No she aint Do Lord he tun her to pillow uv salt, coz she too Spitting aliout the house, quisitive. smoking, or chewing. 6. Cutting finger nails in comHe came up the four pair of pany. 7. Leaving church before worstairs, Saturday morning, as soon ns he had recovered his breath he ship is closed. 8. Whisperingorlaughingintho wanted to know if the Free Press would like to engage another re- house of God. 9. Gazing rudely at strangers. porter. He said he hadnt had 10. Leaving a stranger without much experience, hut he said it in a tone which was meant to con- a seat. 11. A want of respect and revvey the idea that he knew his business. He was tall and thin, erence for seniors. 12. Correcting older had on a plug hat which looked as persons if it had lieen run over by a drove than yourself, especially parents. 13. Receiving a present tvith-oof mules, his collar had sweat bandanna handhis an expression or gratitude. and through, kerchief was remarkable for the 14. Making yourself heroof your many crevasses in it. His boots own story.. 15. Laughing at the mistakes of were red with old age, and pants Neverinto others. the stuffed were tops. 16. Joking others Incorapany. theless, his face was one to com17. Commencing talking before mand attention, and his tones were respectful. In reply he was others have finished speaking. 18. Answering questions that told that there was always room at the top of the profession Just ns have been put others. ID. Commencing to eat 9 soon Danl Webster told a young lawHe a as time. said he once yon get to the table, and upon yer listening to what one is thought four stories high was 20. Not about as near the top of the pro saying in company. Catieers. to Special attention yiren As I approached a pond, a few YOU GO TO SALT LAKE CITT CALL AT TOjE SIDE SSOW, Proprietors. CH0SBIE & THORNE, (Successor to Dar! evrybody know Ixiut the sack o salt; who ever hear bout pillow of salt? But what PORTER AND CIGARS. t Lawrence Salt Lake City. Julyl4 Five duort urst of Kimball JOHN n. ROBERT 8HELT024, MILI.ER, THOMAS KLEMIXO. MILLER HATS Olympia (W. T.) girls go in male attire. & CO. OPPOSITE THE THEATRE, SALT LAUE CITY. GENERAL NEWSDEALERS STATIONERS. o AND - Agent for the San Francisco CHRONICLE" AND CALL. Will mail all kinds of Eastern and Western papers for three, sixor twelve months on receipt of subscription price. au22 HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR WHEAT, OATS, BARLEY, -- AND- DRIED PEACHES -- AT- TAYLOli A CUTLER'S MALT LAKK CITY, apll-l- y BAKERY AND PROVISION STORE. PETER STUBBGy DKALES nr FANCY CANDIES, NUT8. ETC. BOOTS m hr ALE, EKOAGKD ExcLtmiVKLY AS n In de middle of de road? Must keerd mighty little fur want to get married towckn wife, 1 spec. But do fus man come long, and want to git some salt to bake ashcake, he gwine bust a pieeo outn Lots wife and stroy her; and what do you think o dat? Call dat ligion? And de ole man done lef her? And you read dat Here a peremptory order from the foreman to go to work broke short the conversation. OF GROCERIES, TOBACCO HALT L.AICK CITY, JOBBERS A RETAIL DEALERS Lot? IN A LL T1IF. BEST BRA XDS OF Lot, he werent keerin nothin and no tall bout no rollin-pimeal-sifteso he he kep straight long, thout turnin uv he head SHOES, neither to the right, neither to the leP. And lef de ole oomati dar? Ynas. .00 IO 4 WILTON.) WINES, LIQUORS, BEER DUNF0RD & SONS, coijne o r; R BEST BRAJCm n, Reading when others are talking. 3. Reading aloud In company without being asked. 4. Talking when others are read2. Lots Wife. klinlx. NO. IS. 10. 1874. I. T. Office, 1st door east of East of ell store, where he kcej Ungs noUM er Twenty Impolite Things. ts (The standard single rate Is i os. avoirdupois). rtv. per quar. S Monthly I Quarterly The maximum weight of any package ol printed or miscellaneous matter U 4 B avoirdupois. Pfriopicaus. Over $2 Over Ft Irovo City, PROVO CITY, U. T., THURSDAY, SEITEMRKU k2. 7- I!. D. ROGERS, PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON, S'l."0 DIRECTORY. OFFICIAL Cruerner R. M. n iixtinu .... V'r M.mlh Tun Months On Month V. S. M RUBrKIPTIoN: TERMS OK cm BUSINESS CARDS. SATURDAY, cor sty timks it PtHI.ISlIIXO VII tiik pv AND THURSDAY m n All kinds or the best quality of LIQt JJOES Kept constantly on hand. Ihe eld atsnad, tMrar est sad Centre Ntreeta. ' f 41k A W noJ8 & CAPS, LOOK "GENTS GLOVES h:eih,b ! GROCERIES, GRAIN, PROVISIONS, CENERAL DEALER IN AND FURNISHING GOODS, and A large AKT LA D I EH' DRIED FRUIT. ' o quantity of COARSE AND FINE SALT. FURS. o Order Hoticited and Filled V ith Care at the Lowt Frice. k Agent fbr th Ex eel lor. Back Sprlag, tad Bitter Creek Coal, which la used by Amehers, Assay era. Blacksmiths and Gaa Works. JOHN" XV. HNELL, Box 5lfi. IdaJrottera, Salt Laka City ,wW |