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Show riCIIKGS, s::i ffjl:.cisco tfj.; ThoNew York 'Academy of Miiiie Is said to Le uver-ru- u with mice. 2. ORGANS!! o CenmsOfiloer Whatrge, Mamadam, shall i put down! dam, after mature reflection what lava yoa put down for the lady overhead? Minnie Im in 6uch a quandary; for if I turn my brick on Charley, he become offended at once; and if I dont, he cant sea my new buckle. What shall oo OGOOO fyO'VW) XXM000 nstii w Branch S oooonoooo 3 ; xl 35 ? Xi n Ccr. Kearny and Sutter Sts. SAN FRANCISCO, OOOOLHKjO VBOLtSALX A5D XCXAH. cyxyvwio An Irishman engaged in fighting a duel insisted, ns he was near sighted, that he should stand six feet nearer to his antagonist than his antagonist did to him. ...... It Is estimated that it takes OfKMV)) OOOO UOO OO O V fly a of a fwomd to wink, while part nu indj'tmus mosquito tan do tt inouMer.th cf tkat time. Cor phet? 1 ar ' writing from BUY GOODS, - - GROCERIKs, The affectionate wife in Des Moines Iowa, who gave her d morphine to cure himacf Ills 1 wging f r toliacco, discovered that the expenses of his fa rend, economical ns it wa, wouk have kept him in the best of fine cut for years. ...... A New' York politician, In writing a letter of condolence to the widow of a deceased raem-berthe say: cannot tell you how pained I was to hear that yotrr- husband la gone to heaven. Wo were bosom friends; hut now we shall never meet again. An enterprising merehan In VaIIy Fulls sent for the family nhyshi in on the firet day of April, on his arrival greet, him with April fxU The was so good natures j.hy$a-Laover the joke that ho conclude: to charge the regular fee fur vLIt, and he did. . A naughty little boy, blubhis mother bering hec.m-- e wouldnt let him go down to the river on the Sabbath, upon being admonished, said: I didnt want to go down a swirnmin with em mamma. T only wanted to go down and see the lad littlo boy drown for goin a sw immln on ha-v.in- DOESKINS, 03 AllLidt o Nark eta tyProduct taken in exchangcO ty bee 3 the celebrated ECIICTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN & COSSWKETSTAKE TIIRI5IIERS, BUCKEYE REATEKS AND MOW- till CisL RAKES BRADLEYS SULKY AND CLITTEU PLOWS, nARKOWS, LAKE CITY PRICES.-- T w ma'rrlil, I FULLY -- AHRANTED1 Sec., GUARANTEED J.VNICS DLTNTgg, Pat, said a traveler, .. aal why did you make the stone wall around your shanty so thick? Why, please your honor, I hear they hno extraordinary TURNER & ROGERS high winds In Ameriky; so Maiu SL, near Court House. thought if I huilt it about as thick I as it was high, if it should low r over it would be just as high as it was afore, yer honor. Asen'.s 6r the celebrated rrnTirrr.s Who is it that wrote Hell d hath no fury like a woman scorn- AM) MITUILLL U ed? We often come across in- CJ-- D stances which that sentiment. For miy, a worn in of our fioqu lintanee li id a fierce dis- C-- O agreement w 1th a ladv friend of hers, and they parted in anger. Tint was five years ago, since which time they have not met. The other d iv a mutual friend said totbishdy of our acquainold tance, that she had seen she enemy. In an as white ns snow, and after a moments hesitation, she hissed CN out. "How Ku .A-cen- COLORED. Sec.y - &a Bring on vour Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable ua to supply the public with a superior article of cloth 1TT71 ail(iyarn- TANNER, Supt. I U ... 'll ,i i I'l'j iVt dt' L-s- i - 0 li; 1 Z if i One TVitlar rrr in-tain riiiube G-onora- ! CROCKERY, 7ir?n ILL AT MINERS SUPPLIES, GRAX X ;vAl U C--TD ft GLASSWARE, .Uns, 01, AV U5 tnl lft fsr if a li S. S. JONES- - SUPT.' Pur iy r V urab. TUB CBIXBIIATIB I I U.X I CT3 bc-- u EHB JBAJL1ST WG-OISr- trains Leaving the Utah Central Railroad Depot, Salt lake City, at 6.10 a.m. and 1 p,m. Arrivtnj at Sandy at 7r2Sa.rn.and 1 13 p.m. I.eavlng Sandy at . am. and t.ta p.m. Arriving at Salt lake City at 11 a.m. and p.m. Passenger will please port-bastheir Tickets at the offloea. Fitly eent adds tlonal will 1m charted when the fture is collected on the Train. For all information concerning Freight or FaaMge, apply to Gen. Fre'ehland Tirket Agent. FERAMORZ LITTLE, dl Ruj)erinteniient. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE IJ UTB DEVOTFD WHOIXY TO ITS INING as Commercial Interests. n is ah ILLUSTRATED PAPER, GIVING WEEKLY Well Executed Cuts of Alining Towns , Jown-tai- n Scenery , S . t MS0 vMiyciiill) IT IS THE PAPER FOR TIIE S MINER MEaiANIC AND p.cu PUS-INK- p C MIXED ctc. SSL t cjo ' In addition to the above, ANTED. te-ca- A correspondent of a utigbUiring journal tells of a country derk in a rural town who had a pet calf which he was train-i- r The warnfut oa vuitu i tie. up in the way of an ox. The ox if walked around very peacefully under one end of the yoke wlule Mr. Clerk held uptheother end, but in an unfortun ite moment the man conceived the Idea of putting Ids own neck la the yori.c, to let the calf see how it would work w tth a partner. This frightened the calf, and elevating his tad, he struck a dead run 4r' for the village, and Mr. Clerk - went along with bis heed down BLACKSr-llTHirian bis tug hit 'in Ids hand, and d mining every nerve, to keen tin, the and cr.ving out at top of his voi'n, lore, here! Cnnfouu I HI la all It trar che, prowijTi jmvMdy head ih off! .; THE ONLY KE17SPJFER :o:- v. lT4rtaet Vt S.?b ki t TJtf tstnft, anuir 2.-0- Prompt Attention given to Orders by Mail. ' nt nsj rh AINS Will I rave Trovo at HAd p m.; Ureant Grove at 1:13; American fork at 1.10; Lrhl at arrive attaedySte; Draper at leave Sandy at .15; Junctoa at UtUe Cottonwood at 3.33; arrive at Salt Late City all p.m. tave the Utah Central Tull road Depot, for Provo and Jnteuuediata ataUoite at T a.n; XaUle Cottonwood at TgS; Jiyictoa al7:S2; arrive at SantJ at 7.t3; leave Sandy at 7:55; Draper at 8. 10- - Lehl at 33; American Fork at fOO; Pleasant Grove at arrive at Provo at LOW FIGURES FOR CASH Utah Mining Gazette, -- YVw DAILY 2 itA, lk73t TO AND FROr.1 SANDY, . axd rnoiofur, .t. yCHMQdiBFj R O A D. JAMES SHARP, " nm. 6TEEL,TINWARE, TUB UNEQUALLED &S I L Will run Dally, Sunday excepted, GROCERIES, In Great Variety. TOH xr AOUi0 , gul the Time. e PACIFIC COAST ACEKCY in-s- t I . , Moroliandloo. l & HYDE, CHERMAN t. . toe con rcadlnp, and ever ."SS nU or the S and after November On - PROVO CITY, UTAH, has ou hand a fine Stock of B vi JI O. . tumps cr cinrencr, to SATISFACTION ...WHITE AXD $400. XJ of Euwlae, Prl R A VAT? TV and are the only I'liisT CLASS TIANO sold at WHEELBARROWS, supply always on band at beat AGRAEER XRE1IL.T: -- - ETC., ETC. ETC., ft A full ,, DRE.--A Tbry are all ntadeof th are 7 Id OCTAVE, ERS, & Bet Ere to be tfc rrrT cgnad for Ia ca AV" FURST Call and SIIIYEYS, . LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, FLAIN AXU BLANKETS, ydJXMZKLf; a arrived from the Utekt tj h of UTAH SOUTHERN SATINETS, of e, Agent for Utah County for . TMTEEDS, Vy Xw-u- -- HATS, FLOWERS, : . IvERSEYS, kckaowledrd rrirtd I jon ms attfxtiov cll iprin it, rojuu:ir to TrrrirF her new tork HI I NO and KUMMBlt JE.VNS, " FAJULY TRADE A SPECIALTY. D LADIES EXCHANGE. AX EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS' ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF ETC. ETC., ETC., OTOFIE -- AS " ,rSm hr c. itr:.. a ULLiriCRY Nms. L. ii TAINTS, OILS, MINERS SUPPLIES, rt(u In-ta- nt CANDICE AND NOTIONS. luat Tlaceived ITreh Supply orGoodawkieh we will Belt Cheaper than Erer. -- " ihs vr JUitrACTCixw on hand a K Phila itlfhia to an American friend who was in Germany on i vi-l- t, concluded his letter thus If I lira till I dies, tell my friends at home that I shall vidt my rl ind pefore I leave FhUadd-ph- l di-cou- TOBACCO v A CIGARS, 25 cents per 11. 'will lo ptiid ioi a pfootl article in OlotH nt Wholesale, MUSICAL HERCHAXDIsr. Cricn frta tit Tsicr-rway y BRANCH, n O V O CITY, largo qJ wf constantly reetions Solicited. well ecleef-r- stork of I want to know, said i creditor, fiercely, when you are going t piy mo whit you owe GEHERAL HERCHAHDISE, When Fra going to pay me? you I Why, youre a pretty felConsisting In fart of Do you take me fur a prolow Legi-latur- SHOES, Musical Idstruff.cnts, WEST , - BOOTS, A two-billion- th A German, - CLOTHING, GROCERIES, SHEET MUSIC, 01)000 M BLUXtl . Dealer In THE FHOVD SHERMAN & HYDE, STORE! o 17. FRESHV.ITEB S SOS. fllMIG dl lbs. 300,000 OF CXKX0 OOuUOOOOO WOOL!! NEW Wil3SrTIIII IIY MUSIC!!!! CXK OOcrt Ida? adamvdeated WOOL! PIANOS! 2AL ..juscelumc: Igr r 'Sr'WTS: rv MAN, AND SUPPLIES A WANT LONG FELT IN THE V. TERRITORY IVITA' M f f cfcurv jWxtVt' is T uii pirb f SnmHAII ccyrnjiL 2 Uy-i-t to trirbt ta tz HYDE, .mrrr, MX rSAKIMM, HEAR THEM! Wagon. Repairing xrru'rd. H l J TRY THEM!! BUY THEM!!! r are sold on their own lierits. THE BEST IS, THE. CHEAPEST Ho Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every . respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET.' Z.C. M. I. Lori Store.Acmlt,, Vroro City. mrU a i Reliable Statistical JcnraL SERB FOB SFECIMEH CCPIES SUBSCRIPTION Oue copy, one oe( year-- ,. . RATES: , ft ix month .. three month .. i M 8 U |