Show OF A BACHELOR love letters are equal parts hysterics and imagination A girl wants to have golden hair even it it must be red A man can fall into any habit ex capt that ot having good ones what children like about school is when it s going to be vacation the only sure way to reform a man is when his stomach goes back on him we have children so well have to work for them the way our parents worked for us some people s minds work so clever ly they will jump into a river to get out of the rain it a girl doean doesn t know anything she knows enough to make a fool of t man who knows it all A woman wants her husband to go to church so as to show what a good influence sie has over him it s less of a trial to eat your wife s meals and tell her you like them than to stand her tears it you dont new york press |