Show i nc uun piacesman rnaay uaovtr y ivai r49 TX33J I Hie Window by John Ward ©iISjTErai: The faces of the fans College football! It’ always exciting (The programs will tell It’s what keeps America' s universities you that) uhletic departments will tell you that) And the running (The thing that keeps America’s college football programs mining is the fans Millions of them Millions rdiid fans continually crying out for more of them fight traffic to get in for a three-ho- mckend '!££? di Giirr )9® ur of screaming Hundreds of travel and ticket sales every spectacle in a monolithic udhim Though the crowds are smaller than some USU contributes to the weekend madness And who are these fans who football machinery? Just look around the crowd Why b dure ofl the uos there's Mr Aggie: He's loaded with all of the paraphernalia of the posting trade including a season ticket He wears blue slacks blue Aggie sweatshirt and a blue Aggie cowboy hat He carnet I blue stadium blanket and a blue stadium chair He also J40 worth of concession hot dogs and drinks is Aggie cups three game programs and a radio so he can listen as he watches the game a the Mr Same aa above except his clothes are a fighter shade of blue and he doesn't play hit radio as loudly (He it really listening to the BYU game in secret) Mr Strategy: He fancies himaelf to be a modern-daVince Lombardi in Bermuda shorts The only reason he isn’t playing a the pros (he says) is because his junior high school football coach mined his career by making him “perform too many binoculars fries Pseudo-Aggi- e: 51 The Cottage Restaurant at the BaUStl Motd West 200 South Losan UT YONEISIiV y atatrobic exercise He frequently drills” predicts what the next play will be and tells atyone within hearing range the game plan He also criticizes At coaches for not running the plays he thinks “they should hne run if they knew beans about football” His favorite phrase s “What kind of a moron would run a zig pattern out of the "uhbooe against a 4--3 mombo?” Cheers for players who pahuted a year ago not knowing that someone else is wearing Adr jersey Has a lifetime subscription to Sports IllustraUd Mrs Mom: There are only a handful of these in the stands at P®e but if you can find one she will be worth watching A T Ma Mom has a son who is plays for one of the teams The situation is unique to each individual Some Mrs Mom pace back and forth others just sit and scream Most of Aoa ask for their own yellow hankies so they can help the LDSSA OCT FALL FIRESIDE 11 1981 7:30 PM FAC STERLING W SILL WILL BE THE SPEAKER reac-taatoth- referees When a Mrs Mom’s son isn’t in the game tew she worries he’s not playing When he is in the game she worries Aa be II n get injured Most Mrs Moms know more about most of the players on the field do Wow: She wears a halter-to- p and the sunglasses with the Mnses she can find She goes to football w to “catch foot-"Jlha- games ®riyi" and “be part of the group experience man” When ®Ao for she eats yogurt Miss Wows go into to snow so you must look for them at “beginning of the season wGtuakr: Half of Mr Guzzler’s fun at the football game devising original ways to sneak booze into the stadium elaborate systems using canteens and tubes strap-their bodies Others avoid the challenge and consume all spirits in the parking lot prior to the game u Ipu“ler °nly wears a shirt if he is concealing something ° crowd in obscene cheers He loves to watch Ifts go ®t°n popcorn when it starts W 0a-dat- e: She doesn’t know anything about football doesn’t care Asks her date questions like “Are they ®ad at each other?” and “Why do they wear those hats so “’ fce?” Considers the halftime band the best Ifir tJHem°0n ’ guer: Plays for the midget team at his junior Asalili wy wars his jersey to the game Collects "B cups Rushes onto the field after the game in iWographs usually getting one from the waterboy professional baseball she would be known Annie" I® college football she has many names °f he players on a e basis (except the nd spends the entire game carrying on n& “roaming when her hero gets hit or TtnwhJ and planning her strategy for covering the Lx Sunday October 1 1 meet at ORC 1 0:00 as first-nam- Sponsored by |