Show The Utah Statesman f newcomer's guide to Logan Welcome lo Utah State University! A an incoming freshman or a transfer student your sojourn at USU exmay be a unique perience— particularly if you are not familiar with the local lore and customs The following guide is designed to itiate new students new Wednesday September JO W81 Page 13 AMERICAN and will let you continue registration The university should grant three free credits of general education to any student who can complete registration without developing an ulcer or a migraine headache in- to their habitat Logan— Logan is the town of windows The windows are so frequent one can accomplish virtually all daily chores from the front seat of the automobile If you do not possess a car one can be purchased in the Fourth North Food King parking lot cheap drive-u- p Bicycles — Logan's streets were not conceived with the bicyclist in mind The asphalt is designed to give out after 36 hours on the roadways Bends buckles and chuckholes litter every avenue and street Between the road surface and auto pilots riding a bicycle to and from campus becomes an exercise in combat survival of Kegistrat ion— Beu-arLittle ladies who rtgutraiion look like your aunt will invariably give you the wrong directions You will end up standing in the longest line in the SC Ballroom only to find out that a) the class has been I canceled b) you’ve been stan-- I ding in the wrong line or c) tyou have to trot over to Old Main in search of an illusive official to secure an arbitrary signature to officiate your packet before the little ladies Coffee — For those individuals seriously addicted to daily doses of caffeine USU isn’t the best campus to support a habit The Hub consistently burns its brew Carousel Square and the Hive economize by mixing a light recipe the Skyroom isn't open before 11:30 am which makes coffeeing up before that 7:30 class virtually impossible the vending machine coffee generally tastes like it was filtered through dirty linen For the connoisseur of toffrt luprrmt this singles out the Briar as the only possible park where the junkie can score Of course one risks having his sweater smell like cigarette smoke for the rest of the day from the two minutes required for the caffeine fix but no one ever said it was going to be easy Winter — Get used to it Winter in Logan lasts from Most Oct 31 until May students will harbor a cough and the sniffles for the duration of winter 1 Liquor Store — The liquor store closes for any and all holidays imaginable including Arbor Day so plan ahead Eat here or take out! Special Luncheon Daily Wo Cator to BANQUETS CLUB LUNCHEONS SPECIAL PARTIES WEDDING BREAKFAST Just call us we take care of tho arrangements Special menu up to 100 people caps miv mmmtm 25 Wost 3rd North 752-509- 2 now (continued on page 17) Hunch viHtk 11-- 4 the Editor Thursday October 1 at noon Hour chance to meet the editor and let him know what you Want in a paper In the northeast comer of Carousel Square (Ctmck is net presided) |