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Show Page i6é—THE HERALD Provo. Utah. Tuesday, January 15. 1980 Tell Me Why FUNNY BUSINESS by Roger Bollen CAPTAIN EASY By Crooks & Lawrence a THE WAY ISEEIT.. “Y THAT ( Figures... ) What BUT BLAZES: IN THE WOODSDID me es ae oh "1 A Mee d OPERATOR, LINK Weve A 4 LE A. 4 9/7 a DISCONNECTED, od Se - fe ae ay ) SORT OF LIKE A BROTHER TO ALL WILD CREATURES: ANIMALS FEED THIS LITTLE KID AND HELP k HIM SURVIVE?! 4 Is af ‘Y BEING MUTE HIMSELF..I THINK Y POPPYCOCK? CHRIS CAME TO FEEL.. WELL, THAT TIGER IS CNE | MANY...WI ING THAT NITWIT BOY TO OUR, PROBLEMS: Thunder? By A. LEOKUM Where there is thunder, there is lightning. The two go together, for lightning causes the thunder. Lightning is a huge electric spark. This electric spark — orlightning flash — sometimes jumps from onepart of a cloud to another part. Sometimesit jumps from cloud to cloud. Sometimes the lightning flash links the clouds and ABOUT THAT THAT:STUFF WEIRD THINGS WHEN A FULL MOON. the ground SHORT RIBS By Frank Will SHERIFF. RUSTLED CATTLE, KED. VAN ROBBED THE BANK: INO IAN HELD UP THE STAGE.. \ AND e(\ AND RIGHT NOW THEYRE SHOOTING UP THE SALOON. LIVE WITHIN YOUR INCOME AND ENJOY PEACE OF WELL,SO MUCH FOR MY CHILDHOOD HEROES. THIS IS MY INCOME FOR A MONTH A lightning flash heats the air along its path by many thousandsof degrees The heat causes ‘the air along the igeaing flash to expand very quickly. The rapid expansion causes nearby air particles to crowd together, forming a sound wave As the sound wave moves outward from the flash region and reaches your ears, you hear thunder.If the storm is right overhead, you hear a loud crack. If the storm is far away, the sound wave is weak by the time it reaches your ears. You hear a booming noise. Thunder often is heard as rumbling that go on for many seconds. This long thunder is sometimes caused by the original boom, which bounces off mountainsor buildings and reaches you as echoes. Other times a series of lightning flashes take place, causing long thunder When lightningflashes inside a cloud, you maynotsee it. But you do hear the thunder. (Win four ‘Tell Me Why’ books, 1,500 questions answered.Illustrated. Send your questions, name, age and address to ‘TELL ME WHY”in care of this newspaper. Include zip code. In case of duplicate questions the author will decide the winner. Today's winner: Laura Delaney, 13, Fort Wayne, Ind.) see FUN TIME The Riddle Box 1. What bones never have meat on them? 2. What do you see people eat soup with? 3. Whatis the best thing to put into pies? Al WERS 1, Trombones. 2. Your eyes. 3. Your teeth. Tunes I-15 By indriola THATSALONG TELEPHONE CALL YOUR PARTNER'S MAKING / WE BETTER GO BACK AND TAKE A LOOK / THE PUZZLE BOX ©100 Unren!i Syic Simeone TM Reg US Pal OF 30 BC. 30 #.D. bis Octavius, an ancient Roman, was born Aug.1, in 30 B.C., and died on Aug. 1, in 30 A.D, How old was he when he died? See tomorrow’s paper for the answer, oes Answer to yesterday's puzzle box: Theletter ‘‘q’’. ** (Win a ‘Tell Me Why’ book. Hundrds of questions answered. Illustrated. Send your riddles, jokes to “RIDDLES, JOKES, TELL ME WHY,” care of this newspaper.Include zip code.) REDEYE HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO PAY FOR PRISCILLA'S HORSE ? FUNNY SO! 3)! LG %AM 2) i¢ € ee " TANGLEFOOT GOT HIS ARM BROKEN IN THREE PLACES By Gordon Bess HOW DID IT HAPPEN , FATHER2/ THE FIRST PLACE WAS AT THE LAKE. WHEN HE LOST MY CANOE --THE SECOND PLACE--- This Day In History By United Press International By Saunders & Ernst “GREAT WHITE SHARKS CAN BE ) FIENDISHLY CLEVER. gles qosbe Ge eae ALLEY OOP 115 By Dave Graue HEY, VEL, TAKE 1T THAT LITTLE WEIRDO WON'T ) EASY! WHAT'S TH’ MATTER? LEAVE ME ALONE: I WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY eA FROM HIM! Be q f/ Today is Tuesday, Jan. 15, the 15th day of 1980 with 351 to follow The moon is moving into its new phase. The morning stars are Mercury. Mars, Jupiter and Saturn The evening star is Venus. Those born on this date are under the sign of Capricorn. Civil rights’ leader Martin’ Luther King was born Jan.15. 1929. American actors Lloyd Bridges and Margaret O'Brien also were born on Jan.15 — he in 1913, she in 1937. Onthis day in history: In 1870, a artoon done by Thomas Nast appeared in Harper’s weekly with a donkey symbolizing the Democratic Party for the first time. The symbol stuck. In 1922, the Irish Free State was formed. In 1943, the Pentagon. world’slargest building of its kind. was completed on the Virginia side of the Potomac River T WAS ALLRIGHT UNTIL. J FOR PRACTICE TODAY, RON! | THE JUNIOR CHORUS MET HEY{---THE VACATION WAS: SUPPOSED TO RENEW YOUR STRENGTH TO FACE. THE REGT OF THE SEMESTER, SARAL MY DISTASTE. FOR TEACHING!) SF HECK.NO! 1M STILL HALE FULL OF SEA WATER WANEM BAR7 WHATS.) > INSPECTING THE BUCK GADGET THAT SAVED “( our Lives! just outside Washington, D.C. In 1976, a federal judge sentenced Sara Jane Mooreto prisonforlife for her attempt to assassinate President Ford in San Francisco. a A thought for the day: Dr. Martin Luther King, Nobel Peace Prizewinner,said, “Injustice anywhereis a threat to justice everywhere.’ The World Almanac” 1. It has been estimated that by 1985 the United States will be using between 22 and 25 million barrels of oil a day. Trueor False. 2. The Negro, Madre de Dios and Branco are part of what river system? 3. Since 1935, the National Safety Council reports the number of pedalcycle motor vehicle deaths has more than doubled. True or False. ee ANSWERS andy “g UczeWy ayy, ‘Z andy, “| THEN I DISCOVERED THAT NASTY LITTLE BOY:--RANDY HE'S REPULSIVE, REPUGNANT, OGAGREEABLE , BELLIGERENT |