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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, SEPTEMBER 16, 1999 PAGE 10 Virgo(Aug.24-Sept.23- ) Have you ever seen a chicken run around with its head cut off? Well that is what you will look like at the homecoming game. I just want to congratulate you on your great high school spirit Enjoying your high school years is very important in your life and for your future. I do have a word to the wise for you. Do Not eat chocolate cake the day before the homecoming dance it might ruin your entire date. ) Going to the game will be very good luck for the team, I know7 your a little offstandish about going to high school activities. Our team needs you and you need to have as much spirit as the virgos do. I suggest that you Libra(Sept.24-Oct.23- don't wear blue to the oro scope is all I'm going to say about that. ) Sagittarius(Nov.23-Dec.22- If you don't go to the dance and say that it is because your broke you are just a cheapskate. With the planets aligned in your favor, you are not broke, you may not be rich but you can afford the dance and all that accompanies this pleasure. If you are already rolling in the green go all out and spend your money more and will follow if you do. Capricorn(Dec.23-Jan.20- ) You will definitely be in the movies especially this week. If you don't like to see yourself on camera or in pictures avoid Jamie Peterson and Mr. Dettinger. They will be hounding you until the lion lays with the lamb, or until Homecoming is over. Either wav it is going to be a v ery busy week. schools, they will destroy your w'eek and school spirit protect your soul with silence. Pisces(Feb.20-Mar.20- ) Have you ever heard the commercial Stress stinks arid works. Well actually it isn't really stress that makes you stink its sweat which can sometimes be caused by stress. Any stress will make you sweat, causing you to stink, if you don't use Arid. This great stress in your life will be caused by your serious attitude toward Homecoming. My advice for you is to slow down and relax, or even Arid won't work for a smell like yours. ) Aries(Mar.21-Apr.20- Cruising Main Street in Manti will be your w ay of celebrating Homecoming and that is just fine by me. However Megan Van Orman has been working very hard and it would be nice homecoming dance or purple Aquarius(Jan.21-Feb.l9- ties no matter how cool they look they just clash with your ora. Homecoming feel your tongue Homecoming. of you to at least make a cameo ) You need to eat a good hot dog during half time. This will bring good luck to the team and will give you a wonderful burning in your throat. Don't confuse this feeling with Heart Bum. it is just your school spirit rising in your Admit it Homecoming is your favorite word come on you know it. Not only is at the activities going on. So save some gas money and cruise on over to the activities. A little tid-b- it of info. Do not avoid the Homecoming game doing so may cause you to lose something near and dear. Scorpio(Oct.24-Nov.22- throat. Avoid using public bathrooms on your date. That By: Joe Nielson What about the fish? Are we not like fish ourselves?Is there some higher force governing our moves and taking advantage of our intellectually challenged minds? Think about this for a moment. What about all of the stories we hear from our fellow humans, about alien encounters ) it rolling off Homecoming your favorite word it is also your favorite week. I don't blame you, enjoy this w'eek it's your favorite so go ahead go crazy go nuts it's your time to shine baby. Avoid association with all other Taurus(Apr.21-May.21- ) We all have that one person in one of our classes who just makes your patience disappear. Dont worry, theyre not as magic as you may think. Theyre just annoying, but I would work hard not to lose your temper and vent on them. Doing so may cause you to ruin the entire Homecoming game. How you may ask? Well the secret of Homecoming is to get together as Templars and celebrate all of our glory. If you vent you might cause us to loose the game and Ill know who you are, so you better watch out and you better not vent. Gemini(May.22-Jun- e 21) The saying Don't count your eggs before they hatch, will apply to you this Homecoming. I feel your excitement toward your date for Homecoming, and you may be thinking that you and the dreamy person your going with are going to hit it off. Not so. Sometimes what you see is what you get and nothing more. You may be friends with this person but there is nothing real going on, this doesn't mean that you won't have fun. in fact quite the opposite, you will have the time of your life. Cancer(June 22-Ju- ly 21) Well, the psychic powers are telling me that the cosmos are fighting for you. I just thought Something fishy With huge odd looking creatures sitting around examining and poking at their bodies. Do you think their friends believe them when they come back with a story like that and a scar on their swimming around when all of the sudden I was being pulled lip? through the water by a powerful force. I couldn't Yeah, there I was you might like to know the reason your so confused. Trust me going to the dumpster behind McDonalds is not anyone's idea of a Romantic or happy meal, so I would definitely go with the Macaroni and cheese dinner. P.S. remember to floss, you get the point. Leo(July Roar like the lion roars Templars. Leo we all know we have got that pride thing going on. Usually that is not so good and can cause people to get as angry as a pack of killer bees. At the Homecoming game there will be no bees, so show that Templar pride and just roar, since your the natural leader it is your job to show the other Templars just how to yell. Sports players, I have a special reading for you, you have the power to wipe all the other teams like a runny nose, if you just work your behinds off. Here is another special reading on the football game, you only have a .2 chance of losing, the odds are definitely in your favor, take advantage of that. May the Force be with us all. WTrat I am saying is, duh we are the force, so lets win. release myself, no matter how hard I tried. Then I was pulled into a huge floating device with all these odd looking creatures staring at me. And just like that I was dropped back into the water and now I have this scar on my lip. of space crafts and creatures Would you believe a story like that? But frightingly it is true. So maybe we are like fish. Maybe all of the stories we with oval shaped heads and large penetrating black eyes. What do you think fish think when they get caught and reeled into a large silver boat? hear from people about tests and aliens are true. Maybe we're just fish in the pond of some advanced society and we don't know it. and abductions? Fantastic tales |