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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, SEPTEMBER 30, 1999 PAGE 10 fp) Libra (Sept.24-Nov.2- 2) Reach high. And I do mean Reach high, if you do this your dentist will love you. You might want to floss those back molars while you are at it. Your life is going to be fairly dull, and personal hygiene will dominate your pastime. Don't worry its just your signs time to shine literally. Your birthday is the the parking lot? Well that's the penny that will bring you luck. Oh, so your not superstitious, well if I were you I would, because you are going to need it. Don't adopt any highways this month you might not be seen in that jump suit. Luck is not on your side and I would make a conscious note of it. Capricom(Dec.23-Jan.20- ) one excitement you'll have this time. Enjoy it while you can, and go out and buy yourself a brand new tooth brush. You deserv e it. So the Ice Cream truck passed your house and you didn't make it? Oh dear, but don't worry there is more in your future. I will start out by telling (Oct.24-Nov.2Scorpio you a tall dark person will friends should be the come into your life. They might Making focus of your life. Life is what just walk by but they will still you you make of it. Beware of enter your life. It might just be losing your temper. Blowing up a stalker or a mass murderer on people will not get you and thats why there dark, so where you need to go this just be weary of any one tall month. Remember Friends and and dark. But later you can turn self control are your main goals your experience into a number need this month. The stars are one television series. And you in your favor and Jupiter is might become a millionaire. aligned with Mars. Aquarius (Jan.2I-Feb.l2) 9) Sagittarius (Nov.23-Dec.2- This is the dawning 2) So you see that little penny in of Aquarius, the Age of TT Do By:Jean & Amanda This is Ding Dong Ding (whos there?)and Stoopie reporting live from 6th hour journalism. Youve guessed it, we together have taken over the M-file- s! Forget all the old, corny, lame episodes and welcome us. We would never tell a lie, not even a little white lie. This weekend we (Ding Dong Ding and Stoopie), decided to visit Flint, Michigan to investigate why the biggest attraction there is the Maple Forest Township cemetery.There is a story their that says, there is a grave with no grass on it, and if you walk around it, in a rectangle you will of the age Aquarius oh Aquarius. Yes this but not too much. Do not, I is your dawning. So have fun, repeat do not say youll do all those people who have anything because at this time it ignored you your entire life will is impossible for you to live up to your word. Especially since suddenly need you desperately. And you will find a group of your planets have been entirely new friends in the attacked by aliens with killer ray people that have spent half of guns. their lives trying to avoid you. Taurus (Apr.21-May.2Yes that includes your older Avoid being out late at night. siblings who have picked on The alien connection between you, your entire life. So let the them and your sign is so strong sunshine in and enjoy the they will want to probe your brain for info. This is not good dawning. (Feb.20-Mar.2because your brain could be Pisces Going the extra mile will cause damaged in the process. you to have a great experience, Beware of Bright light. what that is, I Can Not say. But Gemini (May.21-June2The letters you have been y ou will enjoy it baby. Cause when your Hot your hot and writing are coming back. Don't well this experience will make bother writing the smelly letters you hot literally hot. Also ever again. Something that has beware the stove thats all I am brought you joy in the past will allowed to divulge to you. bring you joy again. Reliving Aries (Mar.21-Apr.2your childhood could be a Beware of happy meal toys. good experience. Swoosh that What they can do to you, you batman cape might save your dont want to know. I would life. 21) prepare for a very sixties Cancer (June moment one day and enjoy it The light in your eyes is not an 1) 0) 1) 0) information. He knows a guy, how it turns out depends entirely on you. I want to see if you can stand on your head and count to 555. So you try it during 6th period on friday. It will bring you good luck. Leo (July You have got a good thing going on this time. Your life is going to be a blast, avoid doing stress related activities and spend your time enjoying life. Good things will come to you if you relax and eat lots of chocolate.By the way the stars are planted, you are set. Virgo (Aug.24-Sept.2- 3) The life you want is just around the comer. All you need to do is send 9.99 to the post office and address is to psycho P.O. Box 123. This will ensure you good luck for the rest of your life. No refunds, guarantees or credit card orders. 1 s ? uncle, that dated a guy. He said that his name is goon, and that he might still have his great As we were arriving he was just finishing a seance. It was a seance for his cat Loopy great grandfathers journal. Who lived near Axtels broken down home. We finished our work for that day so we went Doopy. -- to our motel, and went to sleep. The next day of our This is an important visit we walked around the commercial break form Double street of Sherman Road, and mint gum. (Double the had a few conversations with pleasure double the fun with some older citizens of the Double mint gum). And now town. This older man named back to our regular Icklebob Crane, gave us some programming- .that knows a guy, who is related to a guy, who is a friend, of a friends, cousins. alien ship, its a flashlight Don't be surprised if your love life takes a huge turn, of course 22-Ju- ly Kfl get an erie feeling. And we went to investigate why. The first stop we made in Flint was the gravesite! There we found a tombstone that was turned the opposite direction as the rest of the stones. The stone read Axtel, Burned at the stake. 8 We got the name of an old Loon named Goon that was Were sitting in a Saloon. poets and you didn't know it! We kindly told him what we were doing, and asked ifhe still had the journal. Yes I still have it, but why would I let you see it? For all I was described as, having long black hair, a very pail icy complection, and lavender eyes. She lived next to the cemeteiy in an old wretched house. Before she was burned at the stake she put a curse on the town.The curse was, that know you could be some weirdos from who knows where. After many hours of the match to your sock will be lost forever in your drier. This curse has never been broken, and will live on forever! (No convincing and hard labor he wonder we finally let us see it It took a lot of reading but we finally found it! In the mid 800s, Axtel was chaiged and sentenced to be burned at the steak for witchcraft! She socks!) 1 cant find our The conclusion will be in the next newspaper. Until then, this is Ding Dong Ding (who's there?) and Stoopie signing off. |