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Show Page M THE HERALD, Provo, Utah— Sunday, August 29, 1971 By Art Sansom THE BORN LOSER Ver Manin A Be \\/ THe OUT OF ITI... SOT CUT MY But Irs THE DRIPORIP-DRIP THAT GETS ME,,. YOUR, | STICK, RED BLOOD JUST OOZIN' OUT OF Tell Me Why MenofHistory Davy Crockett Y YOUR FINGER AND RUNNING ALL OVER TH GROWD LIFES BLOOD IS: SLOWLY ODO2 ING OTOR YA! 6 ~ AwD-— pt ae ye A % Ps! C7 AN, em ie vy | By Saunders & Ernst WAS THAT THE FORDWATER U, PRESIDENT, DERRY?... SAYING HE BL WAS GOING OUTON THE SAME PLANE? , “Nas? OH?--- YOU HADN'T NO--IT WAS: A FRIEND,CHRIS! Gignee AS A MATTER OF FACT MS MENTIONED... IS HE ANYBODY 1 iC or WE'LL BE, TRAVELING 77 KNOW? —~ ere ‘ WAYBE L SHOULD ‘h LAY THIS ON THE LINE TO YOU, CHRIS!---YOU'LL Hiei. lehe We 8-28 Davy Crockett was a fron- legislature. He delighted hhe tiersman who loved tu tell tall people with fanciful accounts of skil. tales. In fact, his neighbors were his hi wunting so impressed by Crockett’s Crockett was elected to stories that they elected him te Congress three times. In Washington he often wore his Congress. David Crockett was born in the frontiersman’s clothes. Evenbackwoods of Tennessee on Aug tually he was defeated for re17, 1786. He had only 4 days of election because of his opschooling before he ran away from home at the age of 13. He Elevator Crashes late: returned home and became an expert marksman. MANILA (UPI) —An elevator he had shot 105 bears in crowded with construction one year. After he got married. Crockett workers snapped its cable and tried to be a farmer butfailed. plunged 12 floors to the ground building site. Nine He would depend on his rifle to today at keep his family well fed. In 1913 persons were killed outright Davy fought under Andrew and two died later. The elevator, attached to the Jackson against the Creek Indians, who had gone on the outside of the partially constructed Insular Life Assurance warpath. After his wife died he married Building in Makati Commercial again and moved farther westin Center, was carrying workers Tennsssee. He was appointed a to upper 2 floors of the 13-story, judge and elected to the state building. REDEYE By Al Capp DID YOU KNOW? pesition to President Jackson. When he heard of theTexans’ revolt against Mexico, he traveled to San Antonio to join the fighting. On March 6, 1835, more than 5,000 Mexican soldiers stormed the Alamo, a mission turned into a fort. Crockett and the 183 other Americans in the Alamowereall Thelongest sausagein hi killed. was mace in Konigsberg Germany in 1601. It was 3,099 feet long, weighed over gg FUN TIME ‘The Chuckle Box Truck Driver: I’m sorry I ran pounds,and was carried through the streets of the sity by 103 men! over your oig. I'll be glad to replaceit. ae Farmer: Youcan't. 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