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Show If you want to Breakfast Table Solo The pop-up toaster is swell, but where Stop Smoking, Here's How! Oh where, are my tots and their begetter As breakfast cools, and I loudly swear That pop-up mattresses would be better! —Georgie Starbuck Galbraith QUIPS AND QUOTES The leading businessman in a small town was well known for keeping his family on a tight bud- get. One day his wife ventured hesitantly into a boutique to see what was on sale. A good-looking young woman,hairfreshlycoiffed, dressed in the latest style, paid for a $50 blouse and then came over to her: “Aren't you Mrs. Henry?” she said. “I’m Miss Jones, your husband’s secretary.” “Ooooh,” said Mrs. Henry, with sudden insight, “were you?” The young man wastold by draft-board doctor to read letters aloud on the chart. “What chart?” exclaimed prospective draftee. “I don’t the the the see Known as the ‘ any chart.” “You're right,” said the doctor i with a calm smile. “There is no chart. You're 1-A!” —Jack Herbert (rhym time winner of Na ters and North ‘Ame The only good thing about listening to somebody else's troubles is that it takes your mind off your own. —Dan Bennett —Stephanie von Esse Why shouldn't blondes have more fun? Think of all the other women they keep guessing. —Bill Copeland As dawn was breaking, Mr. Crochett sneaked into his house from his lodge meeting. His wife yelled down the stairs, “What makes you think you can come home at this hour? I’d like to know what for!” Crochett replied, “For breakfast.” —AI Roberts Note clipped to menusin a cafe: “If you are one of those who douse cigarettes in coffee cups, tell the waitress, She'll be glad to serve your coffee in an ash tray.” —Dorothea Kent Reflection Smallflaws one didn’t think acute Seem nearer, somehow, and clearer When trying on a bathing suit In front of a three-way mirror. —Betty Billipp Trick water skiing may look simple, but no sport is more demanding in terms of stamina, coordination and sheer physical strength. Believe me, trick water skiing and smoking just don’t go together—notif you wantto stay on top. Sometime ago, 1 decided I should stop smoking. Although I had been smoking for 14 years, I noticed that now I was smoking more and more and I wasn’t doing my best at skiing. Having been the championtrick skier for manyyears,I just couldn’t afford to get hooked onthe habit. I had to stay physicallyfit. However, I foundit was getting harder and harder not to reach for a cigarette. Then I remembered reading about Bantron. I went to my drugstore, bought a package of Bantron,and started takingit. I'm very happy to say that with Bantron’s help, I stopped smoking completely in 5 days. I had no difficulty in stopping, and didn’t feel restless orirritable. It didn’t affect my taste for food or anything else and it was so pleasant and easy to take. Just one Bantronpill after each meal for 5 days did the job for me. And nowit’s been more than 18 months since I’ve touched cigarette! I feel very proud than 80% effective in helping chronic chain smokers give up smoking completely. Extensive research work at a great American University has shown that 4 out of 5 people who had a de sire to stop smoking were able to i: so within one week with the help of Bantron. Even those who didn’t stop completely cut down drastically. Bantron simplyacts as a substitute for the nicotine in your system and helps curb the desire for tobacco with, a harmless, non-habit forming substance called lobeline. The result is that you feel no pangs of withdrawal and no desire to smoke. Bantronis easy and pleasant to take. It really worked wonders for me. Even now,when I think of smoking,I just take Bantron instead. I recommend Bantronto everyone who wants to stop smoking quickly and easily. Try it. You'll be amazed with the results, just as I was. It really works! Bantron is so safe when taken as directed that you cangetit at all drug« stores without a prescription. It has even been granted a patent by the U.S. Government. Also available in to endorse Bantron and strongly rec- ommend it to anyone who wants to stop smoking.It is a marvelous aid to quitting or to cutting downeasily and quickly. Just try Bantron. You'll be amazed howit will help you. “Oh, don't be such ax cpotieport: The salesgirl, the manager, and I all want me to have it T’ve learned that clinical evidence Family Weekly, May 11, 1969 7 has established that Bantron is more A ‘CAMPANA PRODUCT. |