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Show o THE WAY- OF A MAN. A man and his wife were riding in an excursion train that suddenly became be-came derailed. Crash, bang, it went, and then bump, bang, bump, down a steep hill. The man howled with terror, ter-ror, but the car soon came to a stop. I i He examined himself all over care- fully and found that he was quite un- f harmed. Then he thought in the same breath of damages and of his J wife. "Are you hurt at all, old girl?" he asked. "No, thank Heavenl" the woman answered. "Then," said the man, "I tell you what. Let roie b'lack your eye, and we will -soak the company hard for dam-agesl dam-agesl It .won't hurt you much. I'll just give you-one good punch." |