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Show (A LIMITED LUXURY. Two Irishmen were discussing the ? phenomenon of sleep. Said one, "Oi hear as wan av thiir. pocthry iado calls it 'bald nature's hair-rcshtoor- cr." "Yis," assented the other; "shlapc's a grand luxury. It's a pity a man can't kapc awake long enough to inj'y I' it. Jist whin he's thinkin' phat a ? foino long shnooze he'll -be hovin', bc-l bc-l gorra, it's mairnin'!"-? mairnin'!"-? CARELESS. "What's the matter with the candidate?7, candi-date?7, : " 'ShJ. He's very ill." "Isn't it rather sud'don?" "Very. He smoked a cigar from the wrong pocket." Judge, CONTINUOUS. The weary model gets no rest; Her life overrun with woes is. Shepos'es all the. day with zest, And all .the night t eposes. |