Show experiences with patents 1 I spose you tellers idlers aint got no paper you want me to sign an beat me out ol 01 u some money said a dakota farmer near whose house we camped one 1 11 I replied 1 I 1 told the old woman you look hardly sharp enough to be in that style obus busness ness replied the observing I 1 1111 hat ak you been troubled much with thos W of sharpens shar pera pers I 1 asked well ell I 1 pear to be doln my share 0 sp ortin them theres a churn 0 over e in in the corner that cost me 59 they got me to order a dozen ot em when I 1 thought I 1 was signia a ogree gree ment to tell the neighbors what a 4 good churn charn they was wan I 1 got a ba hay y rake out to the barn on OB the oame name plan then I 1 bad to pay lor for eight ligh tain rods on my house bouse when I 1 thought 1 had bad only signed for one nother man et dinner here give me a quarter for it an I 1 signed a receipt that turned out to be a check tor foi VO 30 on my bank account nother good lookin feller said he was collecting auter graphs 0 prominent men and I 1 shoved mine on to a blank piece ol 01 0 paper which he be tilled filled out as a bill cil q sale for my mv best hoss boss and led the clitter off then I 1 made a three boss evner eviner that I 1 thought up all myself one night an I 1 bout a month after had bad to give a teller feller 15 cause he be said he got a patent on it ten tea years ago I 1 got a drive well in the backyard back yard th vve ive been payin 26 25 on bout twice byear year there are two notes at the bank for me to pay now that I 1 signed when I 1 slapped my name 1 onto some of a bowin machine an which the feller cut in two an made notes of than yesterday another cuss come long with a to the legislature LegIsla turl agin high taxes and I 1 socked my name onto it an now im to see whether turn out a mortgage on the farm or only a common note im glad il you 0 ny u fellers feller aint got no scheme cause id d b be sure to go into it chicago tribune |