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Show SOUTH CACHE COURIER. HYRUM, UTAH WAS CREATURE IN THE WELL Tommy Had Never Seen It but Knew It Was There Becauee It Smelled Terrlblellke." DRAWING WILL BE ENTIRELY BY NUMBER, LEAVING NO CHANCE FOR FAVORITISM. "! Figures Show That Almost One-haof the Total of 9,649,938 Men Registered Claim Exemption for Various Causes. lf 5 DURUM WHEAT noHTBE HIGHEST MADE COOK BOOK WZHIKUW. FREI flHNERMFG.CO. OMAHA. ILS.A. Your Frmit WWR SpoO ll Yea Um RED RUBBERS Fa Att Standard Jan Theu SpecuOr recommindeJ lot cold pack canning Send 2c itaisp (or new book on preaemns or I Oc in tumpafw om doun ringa it you cannot et tham at Addreie Department yaui deala' a. 84 WOVEN HOSE & RUBBER CO. BOSTON Cambridge, Mnaa. , Settled the Argument. When Police Sergeant McShane was going Into a barbers shop he noticed a sign painted on the window which read, Laundry Agentcey. Where did you learn to spell? he asked the barber. "Why, whats wrong? he asked in reply. Look at that sign, replied McShane. Who told you to spell agency that way? It doesnt look right, admitted the We had a big argument barber. about it, me and the painter. I said but he I thought it was He wouldnt said it was give in to me, and I wouldnt give in to him, and we left it to a man thats chairman of our education committee He spelt it the way its on the win dow, and we couldnt dispute his word about it, could we? Washington. Regulations for drafting the new national army, now awaiting President Wilsons approval, contain provision for every step in the great undertaking except the actual method of the draft Itself. No official announcement has been made and official confirmation is being withheld, but it has beeu stated that the federal government Itself will do the drafting, probably here in Washington, so there will be no opportunity for local favoritism, political or otherwise. As the regulations stand now, every registered man bears a number. The numbers will be forwarded to Washington and the drawing will be entirely by number. The identity of the numbered men will be unknown to those In charge of the draft machinery and can be established only by comparing number with a printed list of the mans home district. The question of exemptions will go before the local boards.' If a man is exempted the man bearing the number which was drawn next in order will take the place and so on until the first Increment of 625,000 has' been assem bled. The others will be called as the need develops. It is hoped to have all the men in training' by September 1. Following is the complete official registration by states as given out by the war department June 23. The figures show that almost the fatal of 9,649,938 men regis one-ha- lf Misleading Influence. think a sensational reformer N does any harm? 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Will you please examine this diamond, said a njan who had stepped Into a Jewelers shop,' and tell me what you think of it? If it is a good stone I think I will buy it. The Jeweler' took the gem, which was unset,and looked at it critically. Then in confidential tones he said : Well, to tell you the truth, that isnt a very good stone. It hasnt much fire, It Is badly cut, and there is something here very much like a flaw, Then he held the diamond under a microscope and examined it carefully, finally observing: No, It isnt exactly a flaw, but I shouldnt call it a perfect stone. Now, If you want something really fine I have here j Excuse the ot$er man. intern I dont think Ill buy a rupted. today. This is a diamond that one of your assistants let me take on Saturday on approval. I deposited $50 Dn It. Please let me have my money and we will declare the deal off. London Answers. me, . crowd. A Tommy is nine and he has nines ne was out on a vivid imagination, lake some little distance north of Indianapolis with a friend of his father. Tommy never was permitted to go out on the lake in a boat, even though the lake was in his front yard, unless he ha'd on older person along. So he Just naturally warmed up to the visitor. Say, dont tell anyone, now, wont you, if I tell you something? The visitor uttered protestations of fealty. Well, there is a well over In the woods, and it hasnt any bottom to It runs way down to China, I guess. And it has a creature in it.' (The visitor grew interested.) Yes, sir! Oh, It must he a terrible creature !" Ever see it?" asked the visitor. No, sir, answered Tommy, truthfully, though no doubt It detracted from his interest to the visitor. Well, what does this creature do? Oh, he smells terriblellke. Some day we think he will come out of the hole. And we don't 'go by the woods at night. Then the visitor interviewed father while Tommy was down the beach playing, and learned that there was a sulphur well In the woods, and that no doubt it did smell terrible. Indianapolis News. . Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, discourages and lessens ambition; beauty, vigor and cbeer-ofte-n disappear when the kidneys are out of order or diseased. For good results use Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Roothe great kidney medicine. At druggists. Sample size bottle by Parcel Post, also pamphlet. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., N. Y., and enclose ten cents. Binghamton. When writHoty did she ing mention this paper. She Was Clever. Haven I tell you what, Young; I have the' sharpest wife you ever saw In your life. Why, the others day I gave her Just barely enough money to go out and buy one dress, and, if youll believe it, she came home with dia-mo- two. Young That is sharp. manage it? Haven Why, she bought one, and the other she had on when she went out. New York Globe. , f Add Horrors of War. friend Just phoned us, I have Just thought, of another great horror of A , - full-dres- i Pennsylvania is taking guard against poliomyelitis. - belt. steps Medi- cine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. read Vegetarian Nuptials. It must have been a very expensive wedding. Why? The maid of honor carried a bouquet of sweet peas and the brides maids baskets of sweet potatoes. Unfortunate Attachment. Im in an awful stew. Jim bors rowed the belt of my suit. Get another- belt. Yes, but the pants were" around the If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Just think, war, he said excitedly. it is going to take all of our chorus men away. MEN AND WOMEN t, . . ..Parker's" HAIR BALSAM A toilet preparation of merit Helps to eradicate dandruff. For Restoring Color and Beauty toGrey or Faded Hair. OOo. and $1.00 at Drugglste. The Hereford Corporation o! Wyoming Registered Herefords Exclusively 75 good, registered To provide a living at home Is safebulls for sale. WRITS to ty whatever the weather or the war W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. may be or do. 26-19- Many a mans failure is due to his being afraid to try. Net Contents 15Pluid Drachm 17. Children Cry IIP .algohol-- o per cent. Avertable Building Up Quickly probably tbe very best food you can select is , Grape-Nut- s, It contains tbe mineral salts and energy values all tbe nutriment of whole wheat and barley digests easily and quickly, and the flavor is delicious. There's a Reason for Grape-Nut- s PreparationfetAs similatingthefcod by Rcgula-or Bowels lindtheStomadis and The Kentucky and Wyoming claims have not yet been reported. Few Digestion andRestContains Cheerfulness Morphine nor Thereby Promoting Butte Miners are Working. Butte, Mont. neither Opium, Mineral. Not Narcotic Copper mines In the Butte district continued operations Monday despite strikes of their employees called by the Metal Mine Workers union for higher wages and improved working conditions. The force at work, however, was about 10 per cent of the number usually employed. JhanptittSeed AtxSrnnt JkMUSM JadeeSteef ffirn Sard Clarified Sept? ) Decorate Author of Air Raid. London. An Amsterdam dispatch to the Times says that Captain Brandenburg, who conducted the German air raid on London June 13, in which a large number of persons were killed and wounded, has received the order pour le merlte from the German gov. ernment. Rock Island Goes Back. 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