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Show THE JOURNAL, LAYTON. UTAH By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP HEARING RED'S SHOUT. HAL.3tFF,AMDtoWRUSHDTo' THE SPOT f,HAT7riT?i! XfiJACK ANP COVAD La, J r YEH. i CARS AND BRIN ft DOC'AMES HERD ' AH'THEy'pt , CrAGCrED An POl TlLD UP C s, V nrHE TRPASURER AND LEGAL ADJUSTER PRELEASED AMD QUESTIONED ABOUT "THE HOLDU-t " fQuicKfRED. RUNTO THE fW TO.) !. TCpf VJERE QUICKLY - ONCE !! at Vj? , i. ves.Jete, STUCK il first the US UP AND THEY blackjacked "WAT'S ALL WE. Ht-E- US SVPE MEMBER IT HELPS SOME (The A?a Khan has been compelled to cut his racing stable down to one horse. News item) Jr in rani V'r J. Fuller Pep If youve been hard hit by the war If you have felt its frightful touch If you are getting more and more To feel your lot is not so much; If youre enveloped in the blues If daily by some blow youre hit. Here is some rather soothing news The Aga Khan is feeling it! By JFRin i T r Tra erei wan p'a'i t wm grm O' ders to grouse If youve a tendency About the way that youve been )m t Oi en eros bled; ir. I If ' file youre complaining of the mess Vutyi rndlcata By RUBE GOLDBERG A Long Wait LALA PALOOZA THEY'VE SEEN MAIN PICTURE FOUR TIMES -WHEN DOES THE THEATRE THE "Were makln new Uncle Fuller," e c. ehaver, Willie, "sii - run around the bim-- f,nce ;t o the voUI., 'JJ KELLOGGS PEP has touted that are most likely to fce In ordinary meals vitamir. E SMATTER POP Ssh! Beat It, Soldiers! By C. M. PAYNE and cares that round you swoop; If you must now economize If youve cut out the fresh meat course, This fact may help your spirits rise The Aga Khans on his last horse! IIO.ME-GROW- U. S. STUFF N Searches for Substitute for Rubber. headline. Has any chemist ever gone deeply into New England clam chowder for the solution? asks J. L. Collins. The bandits wounded the police- MESCAL IKE By s.l huntley Now All Pa Has to Do Is Catch It man in the left hand. A checkup revealed that a few of the policemans bullets had gone wild, shattering eight bottles of liquor, fortunately of an inexpensive brand. New York Herald Tribune. There you go being a stern materialist again! teen man D. The too.P'8aonderfulsfin?cerec Why don t you try n and the re "Q u Fop Pp 12 Per tervinf. 45 to 15 the Jaih neij 0fr Ike minimum ,f j t( Camp j Dry down Itones Deadly Tongue The second most deadly Lament of destruction is the j mite gun the first is the hir J tongue. W. G. Jordan. , 6-- rllervous rid Of all the Bill I J, V If you cant live the way you did And must add water to the soup; If its been months since you were ted i Item Af tewa you have to get all VourYa mins to feel as good rus i IV Trank Jay Markay Syndleata, Ine. gone back tour , your home runs c .tint'" Which shows hot the knowledge Af had J've bee Batin KELLOGG'S p The Aga Khan is scrimping, too! III If Europes war has burdened you And made you go a little slow In making any outlays new Or being careless with your dough ; If you have felt wars bitter sting And think that youve been put upon, This item may be comforting Alls not so well with Aga Khan. If your life isnt what it was If you must count your sheckels now If day by day the conflict does Its best to sink you by the bow; If you are cutting down on gas To make each dime the limit go, This ought to help you let it pass The Aga Khan is low on dough. 0 t If every broadcast makes you blue, This thought will help a bit, I guess Prank Jav Mark - K II If you are prone to knit your brows And worry over whats ahead M !' r ? C- desk Girls! Cant Cranky? . Blighty killed done it Restless' Tin 6leep? easily? functional town? "He! "No. him "Yoi Camp.' "I ta Escauseol distress of month1! disturbances? Then 6? Lydia E. Plnkhams Vegetable Co- mpound. Plnkhams Comnound Is fams for relieving palu cf irregularper.oa and cranky nervousness due to sod disturbances. One ot the most estiva medicines you can buy tocLj for this purpose made ewm. for women. WORTH TRYING As Presented We sometimes think that tu hate flattery, but w e only iate the manner in which it is function badly FAIR QUESTION Sometimes I think my fate is far, Far worse than I deserve: Why must I meet THAT other car On every single curve? Avery Giles. From the sound of the names of those cities and towns taken in Africa this looks more and more like a war to make the world unsafe for proofreaders. POP (S)light Misunderstanding By J. MILLAR WATT YOU ADVERTISED FOR A GIRL TO DO' LIGHTHOUSE YES WORK. kidneys WHEN suffer a nagging backa with dizziness, burning, scanty on frequent urination and getting it night; when you feel tired, all upset use Doan's Pill. Doan's are especially lor pc1 of kc working kidneys. Millions are They used are every year. mended the country over. A! neighbor! ... M3m THERES A LIMIT Tho thoroughbreds race neck and WNU W neck, No Halfway And storm-tosse- d ships are cast I hate to see a thingitdro aground; halves ; if it be right, do Tho cars collide in tangled wreck it And bombs explode with fearful if it be wrong, leave sound ; Tho bathing beauties strut their charms ! And boxers battle, toe to toe; Tho firemen race to three alarms And workers shovel record snou I yawn, I fidget and I sigh To me its all an utter bore; I say to blazes with it, and why? Ive seen THIS newsreel twice before! Richard Armour 0 . A PEST NO. 1,607 plague on him Jk, ir' Who always snatches My remaining Book of matches. M. R. De Sena Ed Wynn used world was going to the dogs wouldnt gag never sounded than today. take it, and the more convincing CALL BY DICTATORS cuJe-crossm- every one! S. II. Dewhurst. 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