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Show THE JOURNAL. LAYTON. UTAH -- t nr&irtyrsaTitammrsamamrigg'sg?imrffwiJgipifC5;;!t--!HHt:!:3;acT- iWr. Exercise Ends Bui, That Give an Old'C E23SSS3Q(2CGs:cxasCS3e SStiLahs3JBE5islOt JFit- a-- THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE t 'T'HAT il.Philipr Pull over to the What for?" I THE TO OVER BACKS RAZOR TVIEIR LOT TO CHECK OH THE CROWD.1 VIE SAID THAT THERE WAS HARDLV ANY ECO THERE EXCEPT A FEW PEOPLE WITH - VCHrHOW DO you know ?;! 60OD NCWS.StFP!' M i STtNGCR BROS. ARC tdnwn vnvtmout leaving showing tonight .'.' r "For bleed i I ain't in, officer!" You WILL OuTFlT S THEY HADNT BETTER .'SILK ILL. AND SHOW BUSINESS f A DISGRACE TD FIGHT 'EM EVEN IF IT TAKES EVER I'VE GOT TO PUT THE PUBLIC Of . cot This may be a typical Sunday afternoon dialogue in heavy auto traffic this summer. Already one state, New York, has passed a law the making the alcoholic content of evi court admissible blood stream dence in the case of alleged drunken driving. paes ..I msFa ALA'S IN THERE ASKIN' L INCOME THAT TAX MAN A LOT OF FOOLISH QUESTIONS '"SKA.Ine Marker Syndicate. He Cant Answer Riddles MADAM LALA SO NOT DUMB-SH- E V FOOLISH SOMETIMES BUT SHE FAR FROM IGNORAUMUS r MISTER TAX MAN -WHAT DO THEY DO WITH ALL THE MONEY THEY COLLECT FROM US FOR TAXES? 4 By RUBE GOLDBERG THEN WHY DONT THEY LET THE PEOPLE SPEND IT ON THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN GET SOME FUN OUT OF IT? .issunce lasiek's ota Gua; Middle Age Starts at Midi, waist, drooping shoulder; ward head and then-hu- Youll be ung r Il- jnD Our booklet has remedy those figure faults, too rj? to correct poor posture, faults ders, bust, arms, waistline. else to relieve foot troubles, cons'itJ nervous tension, also a daily touUm the entire body. Send order r booklet to: READER-HOM- 117 Minna SL for Francisco, to ife'S ac ) 1" tfago. hir yujited. SERVICE San si: Hu, tewing a pec CiK Enclose cents in coin for yon copy Of BEST EXERCISES rOH 10 It .1 HEALTH AND BEAUTY. eyes irm tl woolen s You dt rip- ping fenders will be, Quick, officer, And arrangements the needle!" may have to be made to have a By C. M. PAYNE 1 days loo still young. -H Or is your special problems ,sitic fl hips or heavy legs or a dW tail. h bust? h pe at d Sentries Have to Figure Out Exactly Whats What! aggeriiu mp. travels, Little week-enLittle drops of gore, Tell which drivers half stewed And which drivers more. SMATTER POP aotograp ervation Flagwii: ort with ist chemical laboratory at every Ar ngs reP of after each sound of wak. sssista ie It has always been the custom to Judge whether an automobile driver was soused or sober by his behavior, breath and monologue after the moment of Impact. But it is going to be a matter for a laboratory from The cry At gores Once you Just called a cop if some driver returning from a wedding tried to go between your front headlights, mistaking your flivver for two bicycles. Now you call a chem- TEA A jrtj 'trttfth now on. I'LL TAKE SOME MORE Al u Bullc D per cent alcohol, you're pickled. And if it holds more than but less than youre not any too sober. 7rnk Jay LALA PALOOZA mel f be!" If your blood shows 1 1 curb!" "But By ED WHEELAN SEKT ONE 3efK i test." nwnHrapwmwwpMraiPgMBmMMqamBffB4ii5mriHHaBaaBg CWHEN TWE APTtRNOOM SWO'Jj AND CONCCRT WERE OVCR'eiLK CAME UP TO 3EFP DANGS tANL bulge at the v.;" it in, girdle it in, i,ul t unless you j, ,uP'tk UV3y; Middle age begin; Abdominal muscle H the as early as tweni'-ethey do, it means a tiuckl! and automobiling BLOOD TEST Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young BIG TOP discou-a'i.- X pump- ing station. r Full Jim," ire all tin Culture ginning Tie saw ut at El No man receives the full cifee of a man in whom the sensibility to the beautiful is not cherished; and there is no condition of Id Jf; to b '.aces, b from which it should be excluded il well, Of all luxuries this is the cheapest T better and the most at hand, and cs That a important to those condit where coarse labor tends to p 'it')' inte Faen I grossness to the mind. Chan: f! mglm hii 1 Auto and the Blood Test. You may be able to tell how many times a man has been arrested for drunken driving by the needle marks on his arm. Cant you picture the scene: You are tooling along the highway when some fellow tourist tears off your MESCAL IKE By s. In One Respect It Works l. huntley left fender. You leap out, fire in your eye and demand, Whatzam-mattahDoncha know how to He falls out of his car, zigdrive? zags unsteadily to your side and reLisshen, whoosha think marks, thinkya talking to whaffor and what-zbig idea cornin oush side street sixty miles sour and nosh give no warning, huh? ? DONT BE $ BOSSB Jcnsibili Be." Bo, BY YOUR LAXAT1VE-RELI- M CONSTIPATION THIS MODES IMl When you feel gassy, hMr, bp due to clogged-u- p bowels, to it millions at btotmllot do take Feen-A-Mi- nd wei delibe d a c know nt lies ttliei, morning thorough, comfortablo helping you atart the day full dlibyoa normal energy and pep, feeling million! Feen-A-Mi- Arm: la doesn't distab nt your nights rest or interfere withworkth the chwsl t, next day. Tky gum laxative, yourself. It tastes good,n handy and economical ... a family Feen-A-Min- I FEEN-A-MIN- costs x.1? T a Now up to 1941 you could just draw back and say, Why, youre drunk, But not any more. mister!" Youve got to get a needle and make sure! A Second Too Soon POP By BUT THIS MORNING ( I WAS A BIT EARLIER Blind Impulse oD Unhappily, in the scalesdie clear man judgment the of reason are too often outweip the by the blind impulse of P sions. Sir James Frazer. But where? Have you a needle on you? Probably not. Here is So you yell for a cop. where the catch comes in. The blood test to be legal must be taken within two hours of the collision. What chance have you of locating a cop these days inside of two hours? J. MILLAR WATT - TTxi:y)v:tr..rrrr?r; n course, if the drunk is a good fellow and wants to be fair, he will give you a little of his blood voluntarily. If he Is the right type auto-ist- , he will carry a needle on him. jab his arm and let you have a few drops with a polite "Heres my blood. Just call me up and if Im drunk, let me know. We can adjust things." Of Time of Life A long life may not be F life u a T good enough, but enough. Benjamin FranKbJJ rv KILL ALL FLIES a slot head p clenc com b of his 1ss,.sssS?l Guaranteed, (mail c him st nvenient--C- 5i ral Hu opera Presu Wiilnot sod ortnlure73 Lasw all If you, too, are a good sport you will let him have a few drops of your blood, too. Fair is fair. INDEX TO IMPORTANCE Around the citys big hotels, A man is always gaged. Not by what he does or sells, But by the times hes paged. SHVV W.UAfti and s, i Le of W WNU hav te Pac 'asion ntive, "Eve Safest Investment Goodness is the only that never fails.'Thoreau. itie tr t Merrill Chilcote. 1 1 Paint, gotta feel if it is or BUD?SMiSANDeCDIE SPORTING SUER START CHOOSING SIPES, JUMPS UP AND DOWN, SHOUT I No, CHOOSE THING M! CHOOSE ME" GETS LESS VOCIFEROUS AS THE CHOOSING GOES ON, MERELY EKCtAiMlNG NOW AND THEN, HOW ABOUT ME?" brichtfns ONLY up, The house of representatives recently killed a bill to have a blackout test in Washington. It figured too many people down there-- are ir the dark as it is. as, with ONE OR TWO LEFT. EPPIFS EYES REST MOMENTARILY ON HIM of And opinion Cavalier. NO ERRORS market, to market For U. S. Bonds new; It makes me feel loyal . And pretty smart, too! To set iff ore, Wioc be accept aint. Lee A. THE many Fresh coi LV. Today; HUMAN TOUCH Wherever I see a sign ; u tcV ;en 1; fee t 'ter nr ?ret ' wbo test the Doans Jabcratory These physicians, too, rr,T.T of advertising you rad, the which is only to. recommend as a good diuretic treatmen function and of the yect"; fl year1 r that pres-;- I as kidney the pain and worry it 0f hav; more If people were hav fitlr must kidneys copstii la,' that cannot stay m the wou. jury to health, therethe j two , derstanding of why and, oi lag, when kidney pjsrei s' ;5rd 40 tion would be more often aft Pro .Vbed Burning, scanty or ir.er.d tion sometimes nact5 . ( c function. You nr,--ou ache. persistent headache, Harh, up rett.ng w tineas, sis UCN under the eyete . all played out. r v,t.fr 70. I TuU. Use Doont f medicine that is !"thc fsJ claim than on aomet..nC ' known. Ask yv t f h- '' -- wn v "Some day our patience will be ex hausted What! By EDDIE PASSES HIM BY AGAIN AND SO DOES DUP PEMIS, WHICH LANG LEAVES HIM THE ONLY ARMSTRONG NE UNCLAIMEO "k 'know, I'm k ruiiun to think thti outboard U a mm hoary lor thl boat.' r XT f TURNS AWAY, HEAD DOWN, KICKING UP THE PiRT AND MUTTERING TO HIMSELF THAT HE DIPN'T WANT TO PLAY ANYWAY S7?ie CALLS HE CAN BE ON HIS SIDE. RUSHES TO THE I've held, since a lad. That women are sappy; They cry when they're glad. And they cry when theyre happy. Richard Armour. OUTFIELD SHOUTING, COME ON NOW, EVERYBODY, LETS 60!" A Germany to Switzerland. Again? I -- mt'. V f t |