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Show r . . ... Jit 1 liaise SOMEBODY KNOWS 1 It Doesnt OUR COMIC SECTION Pay- - Whats in a Name? If a child were to come in and say that her mother, had sent for a can of maltreated milk, what Doing Favors for Others Willi Thought of Ileturn Disappoints unappreciative. They are Just not punctilious.- Frequently a kindness makes its mark but time passes before occasion presents itself to show appreciation, of to reciprocate. After all, if we think enough of people to put ourselves out for them, as our reader says, there must be a certain amount of faith. If we do things for others only jeenuse' we want to do them and find a certain satisfaction in it, we have nothing to lose. Dut the expected reward is something like the watched pot very disappoint-j- . In fact, it doesnt pay. WNU Smiif. . I' I'cll Sjniliratr. T'HE Events in the Lives of Little Men 'Youre the sweetest girl I ever met. "How do you know? You cover kissed tut." "Jim told me nhout you. I ONG. LONG AGO oldet I grow the more I am appalled by the ingratitude, the complete lack of a sense of obligation on the part of our fellow human beings. "With me the people who come first are always those to whom I have any obligation whatsoever. Anything that is done for me is constantly on my mind and I am on the lookout to repay. Dut look about you and you will' observe the most inconceivable indifference on the part of most otherwise decent people to what they owe to others. Indeed the code seems to be to cultivate those from whom some advantage may be forthcoming and neglect those to whom we are indebted. The answer to it all is to put yourself out for nobody; it doesnt pay. The above lament was received by an international writer of note, who answers ns follows.-It must have been an unusually unfortunate chain of experiences that gave this woman such an unhappy slant on human nature. Dut certain it is that favors done with thought of return are bound to In this bring disappointment. busy, hectie world, people are likely to be rather casual about give and take. That docs .not necessarily mean that they arc - asked thd would you give her? assistant. new his of dairyman "Why, malted milk, of course. "Fine I Our last man hunted all over the shelves for a can of whipped cream.1 Fulfilled Have you ever realized Bill any of your childhood hopes? Pete Yes; when mother used lo comb my hair I often wished I. didnt have any. Sees Through memory. for two poor hoy ho ever ...t when hes "So can mine his hat on. h.. ' THE FEATHERHEADS By Dehor SOMETHING '. . a Difference . . ami two. What tve call "charm founded on kindheartedness. can depend on that virtue. Is You liiircrcr In ruling, better be careful. Minorities have a way of suddenly becoming majorities. BONMTO . "I hiv Brilliancy Amuse No one has the moral right to "talk cynical who cant do it ; brilliantly. 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Mabel Oh, please do. I need one more proposal to beat my last years record. Mrs. M. E. Rynersos Indiana Stata Fair Winnor ' Wo Hava a Tolo ,' never articles should Japanned Every man, if you know him, Is e washed in hot water, ns the interesting. The only "uninterest ;apan is likely to wash olf. Use ing people pro those you don ' .... ukewarm water and soap, Weary I read do odder day dal at do age of sixty-fiva man ha taken In 93- - tons of feed. ' Happy Aht Dat would grand lifes work to point ter. e It SLOW COLLECTIONS know. Love of money is the roo If you have no individual of half the evil and lack of money molds, Jellies may be molded in the root of the other half. muffin tins. Turn the pan upsido-dowA hermit has learned that "letplace hot, wet towel over ting people know what you think out will n, )an and jellies (O slip Aaaoclaled Newapapora. .WNU easily, isnt worth while. Bijrvli-e- . ... Tin lick and. tired of running .after you With this bill Try walking, old chap. 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