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Show -- HYTOtf. UTAH IIR WEEKLY NEWS EXtllES ' ' . Easy to Crochet ol.Lace Filet :. WORLDS . A:; Little Bit Hunioro . Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS OiUn. lr mm NmmM Out of Luck (to f Go ok-Scra- Th club bore was relating on ot stories that everybody knew by. heart. He was describing what happened to him when he went on a trip to the Grand Canyon in America during a world tour. The soft curtain of nigh! was just falling, he oratea. There I stood, drinking in the scene, with the giant abyss yawning before me One of his listeners Interrupted his Tail MILK . BOTTLE the milkman. Took THE EMPTy owe NAiTH THE A ey at (joTTA A Wow Boys; imeamT To TwbLVS-- . Lbavb awi wow TH CAUGHT IT, TOO m long-winde- d Pattern New 5621 , china, glassware, even the furniture newly polished but what about a set of doilies to set off all this loveliness? youll want to gather up crochet hook and some string end begin at once on this lovely filet design-patt- ern at this point. bas5627 a graceful he asked, ket- design with flower garlands ay old chap, "was that abyss yawning before set off by a cool, open mesh you got there? stitch. You can make, in addi- -. tion to doilies, a buffet set, BUDDIE KNOWS and tray cloth that In string the larger match. ipix cen-terpie- ce 57.!ATltR POP" Best to Make a Paw at It if It Walktl By C. M. PAYNE doilie measures and the smaller Sister Ben says hell give you quarter to go to the movies when he calls this evening. Jimmy Id rather stay home and see real life. 18 12 by 24 inches by 12 inches. In pattern 5627 you will find complete instructions and charts for making the doilies shown; an illustration of them and of all stitches used; material require ments. To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 W, Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y.' Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. Standard of Excellence At the height of his . career, Claude Monet, the famed French Figures painter, destroyed 12 pictures of The star we have discovered," a sheet of water, the fruit of three said the astronomer, is revealed years work, because they did not by light which started 3,000 years rise to his standard. If our sense 0 of what is ago, traveling at tha rate of good in conduct were as miles per second, which would high and sensitive as that of this artist, we would be dissatisfied Go ahead 1" said the political with many of the choices that we . School Day. . 186,-40- make' . . Make your string of economist, figures as long as you like. But for the love of Heaven, and also of earth, dont put a dollar mark in front of theml make. How often we accept the second best simply because we have no standard of excellence? When we, are too easily influenced by the we stop short of the best; crowd, Taka a Couple of Days Off our decisions are made in accordFirst Veteran Theyve Just in- ance with human ideals invented a new type machine gun stead of inpoor, obedience to the will for the next war. of God. ' Second Veteran How many rounds in a belt? First Veteran They load this gun on Sunday and shoot it for the rest of the week! Foreign Service. , DIOIGISI "BLACK LEAF 40" Ak, Wilderness? Keeps Dogs Away from 2one Cop Hey, you! Didnt you her me say Pull over there? Buckvarv Why, I thought you said. Good afternoon Field Marshall Cop (smiling) Isnt it a warm day today,. Field Marshal! Motor Pool Gas Tank. Evergreens,Shrubsetc. . ,,8Use 1U Teaspoonfol per CaUon of Spray. Opening Tough Baby Bill (viciously attacking a piece of chicken) This must be an incubator chicken. Joe Why? ' Bill No ' chicken with a mother '. could be so tough. for FEMALE AGENTS !. . Continued . Boss of Advertising Office See what you can do with this breakfast food ad. Young Aspiring Copy Writer Sno . . ADAMSONS ADVENTURES use-rca- The Treat write cereal stories, nt By O. JACOBSSON of ' TIP TO DADDY Makers of a well known, highly ethical cosmetic preparation are seeking female agents, either new or currently engaged in similar work. Highly effective new telling seller angle makes it a sure-fir- e in 90 pf cases. It will sot be necessary to purchase sample mer-- . ch&ndise if satisfactory credit references. are furnished With letter . inquiry, Writ today, . . . t DENTONS COSMETIC CO. St, lM!.lsbad CH), . T. 02-23- rl NEXT YEAR CO to Westminster College Pa, what a funny word 'whole-some,is.- . i . n 'I ' . left.'. . ,' . - " Constituency Are, you going, to send youf con gressman' back to Washington?.-No,replied Farmer. .Contossel. Weve found but. that hes Such good company, that weve decided to keep him home, . - A Selfish , Super Salesgirl Mothe- r- What happened when that salesman called . today? Daughter Oh, I sold him . fa- tbers old clothes and ell the discarded furniture in the attic. De- The Curse of Progress high-pressur- " EXCUSES.-- . '. By e, troit Free Press, GLUYAS-WILLIAM- .Business as. Usual . Watch Tour Hat . . What's the idea of the big sign. Watch Your Hat'? asked Senator Sorghum. . Thats a political Naming. answered the barber, to keep some gentleman who hasn't, a .chance throwing his hat Into' the ring. . ... BWMWuTiV . V u. fto ' WH f wmmv Ctjr.' ' 6L0CM::V WMJhES ' 'MOTHER REMOVE ESS, CTRS1N6 .. mm Tooo R?2 0jNNE2.A64iN? W W Ft - UM SO V8 H CAN Bttfrl, 1HERE$ - . 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