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Show ,,., McGqoifeyS:it$t .KeaHer , wpapr - il . Eclectic-Prime" 'a&t r -- Smuts ;'itu! Persons, tit .tlia Current. News ! V:.-'- . V " ,..:. :v ;V.v . . ' .. s . . 1 .Mothers . ; tRREirtEPft i . , U10CT0RS.KH0V7 BRISBANE .:this WEEK WItat fi. ft CONSTIPXTIOl tv.i u,r. Sctiwab Still ?milcl Steam Turbine 1ljtu a Will ltd troutdvd worlj ever ratio down, toppty wotk to those willing to work A cleansing dole today; a smaller quantity tomorrow; less each time,, until bowels need no help at all. Why do people come home from a hospital with bowels working like & . watch? The answer is simple, and. its theanswer to all your bowel worries if you will only realize it: maiiy doctor and hospitals use liquid laxatives. If you knew what a doctor knows you would use only the liquid form, A liquid can always be taken in gradually reduced doses. Reduced dosage is the secret cf any seal rrjiejf and live happily, Sint elmble superior sblliiy hut It well-regulat- ed . to show cun do I bpuln, wsktng from Ling KtU argy. Is swept - rlois. Jails stormed and set by afire. . Rioting nJ tehcllion lit Eolith Amer lea ; will our feeling rompei us to nt tempi who hrthisf. This' ts John. , 1 . John Hancock 1 :,.','. 1 . hd is John? ; . Snt'or pany John Is thfe driver of ...the name of n great race horse a jdgner of , state .pnssenger bus.' . the Declaration of Independence. . ; What 'is John doing? 2 KranUIn ts famed John Is doing th usual thing. ; .Millions What is thtt usual thing? . . : for the 'statement . for defense but not one cent for Hogging tle whole, road 'and tj-Don't cheer, bojs, . noring the rights of other, users of tribute" ' the highway-' At the; moment he Is the poof devils are dying" 1 Willard V. Heatty, former- superintendent f Hronkvllie school, appointed director of education fof 'When better doughnut holes are driving In the middle of the rotul ' at the ski slide at Garnrlsch Tartenklrchen, Germany, whore the Olympic nnd faking' the: curves at 40 miles made Airy liakerles will nuke the nfllce of Indian affairs. ' f them" Take care cf the games were held. 3 George Bernard Shaw, British jdaywrlght, being welcomed t Mlamt, Fla., by Mayor an hour.. . .. Doesn't John, ever consider the pennies and the dollars Bill take A. l Fosscy and City Mannger U I Lee. 4 Niagara Falls frozen practically aolld during the aub aero apell. care of themselves.' rights of others on the road? 3 Marshal Ney win one Only when he passes through a Wiitow of Huey Long sre not the early movie stars of where the police tillage '' afraid to attest a man who drives the originator of the slogan, A Takes Place in Senate UI y a car or a transportation corpora-- , Ney for a Ney and a tooth for a founder of a Mg tooth" " tlon. Mr. Huey t Long, widow f tne boro? store la Ctilcagd....... the Johi department blowing Is tat United State Senator Iing of ' Ves, John 14 blowing the hora. a famous soldier. who waa appointed to fill '"A Louisiana, 4a horn. office .. la public public .. He is always blowing the trust was the famous statement Why is John blowing the horn? Hors Tweed. of So be will be able to frightea drivers of small care out of their the late Charlie Murphy Julius Caesar: ' wita. . . ....King Henry ' ta his purpose wanting VIII.,.,,. .Grover Cleveland...... what! the Chprry sisters. , to frighten other drivers? 5 The character In literature ; He wants theta to get off the for demanding a pound of can. famed time better so make be earth ..Little Hoy Lius the flesh was.. of down middle the alley. . fight .David Copperfleld. ahead move over Can Ebylock,, Topsy . any farther? No. but that doesnt bother John. Old Mother (Iubbard .John wants them , to climb Into an Pickwick. The retreat from Moscow was pen lot. or Intq a tree or sumpin. How doe he get away with auch ordered by...,.,.. Trotsky . . Daften, Barton, Durst k Hutton . taetlos? . Harriet Hechef Stowe....... Vou will have to ask the tnotor-- . . . . .' Huey Napoleon Bonaparte. cycle pnjhw, . . ". '. - .' Alien Rescued by Men lie Tried to Evade l If ... .- ......... .......... a . ...... ....... ........ the-car- .i.... V ........ r Tlit Is story of 1 the Goof-Trey.-- 2 CURIOUS FACTS . tleoffrey was a monotone .from birth. He couldn't sing a lick. 3 . itobd Tie at the foot of his class In misfile and whenever there was a morning anthem' they knew who was responsible for It. In addition, to. this, Coeffry . . . '' talked through Ivls nose.'. Nevertheless be always Want ed to Join in. the eingtfig and fought S- - ; all the bis day. inurements of SNip-fieelTre- y lie .didnt aeefn tl have any special talents along any .line. . - 2 His (oiks gave him saxophone ..'lessons, but nothing .that be d'ld with that Instrument seemed te la-- , dicate that he would .'go Tar musK .'folly. iThey thought Be ought t be 'ome an engineer, or a lawyer' r something wifb money In U. ft CeolTrey was sent, to colTogd and made the colie.ge band, but his popularity was somewhat retarded fhe fact that he continued to . Join tn si college" aongs," finglng . fhropglj his hose as usual. ' . , ' 10 lo the class votq for 'the Han SIot Likely 'to Suoeeed- .he V. didnt eves m K ballot. . 11 Cut he went to the big cjty end took a raditvtest. - Hie nasal .emphasis was more .pronounced, . fhaa ever, but the radrO peopjf de- flayed he bad something hew" apd signed tHa to long-tercontract crooner. t like U bad ever been ,iear,J the through nrikd Defere, Boy . aj(h, Ami they were Vlght , l,he became, one, of th bands fonemo't.radjo crooners and , wallowed in money for the rest f fi .'.'. his.Uff - ,' WOItAIIf 'sounds dlfferftftfy .when, Entered through a .microphone. v . . fSAJ-Wo- i -- . , , FnendfEiji f rlenSshjp Is a .Cultivate It, . will tendyosr llfe.to warm,. ' Jo)and chWr iK-a- It . : . 'Stride lo mate as many friends As lay. Assist when fortune Heavy j;aw, some day.., . sends w latwai , ilake new.frjen'ds at fvery Inch r.y your manner sunny; 11 .They J ' the onions. . Head COIL IBS . (ffiarle IL fcchwah, seventy four, fttlll la optimism, like pocUUse th mao who went te th race track; three-legge- TN-for- Itussla, trying everything, experi- WNU W 10 30 ments ltt a steam propelled .tor-bin-s plane for strutoMpbere flights. At such heights aider bolls at half the tciiiporuture el sea level Tlie exhaust steam after beatlnj tlie piano would be recovMoming sickness"- - is caused Ly aa ered lx Kr cent. 3wo years ago arid condition. To avoid it, acid must be:, In Lna ofTsd William and George such as magnesia. by .alkalis Angeles, built and flew a plane with ft Steam engine. There Is still much Why Physicians Recommend ' to leara about flying. .s Milnesia .Wafers , TliesC tnint.ftuvorcd, candy-likwafers are . Uncle Rant, convinced that bs Is puro tniik ef .magnesia in' solid form the motit pleasant way to take ib Each bis brother's keeper, after all, wimt wafer is apjiroxiinate'ly 'equal tors full adult, peace agreement siiK'ng all Ameridoas of liquid milk of thognesia. Chewed can republic. '. . thoroughly, .then swallowed, they correct Beautiful 'Bui If any republic acidity in the mouth and throughout the to fight,' anyhow, It la. to be digestive eystrm and insure Quick, comhoped this Country will not become plete elimination of the waste matters that No Need nm-sijur- Is sound advice. We can no more decide the right nd wrong of a row between Mussolini and England, or Chile and Argentine, 'than w Could bo tween tbs two .Kilkenny, cats, t0 welcome tiavea In the ,'Banctuary,, of the seologlcat Hundreds ef wild black And mallArd tfucis fipd U kept pfca or the 'eouvenrence aft these feathew there York watet the in Th Brofix, city. gardens ' .' ' ered visitors. . , ' , Pedlcy Replaces Hitchcock oft American PoJo Squad . Middle West Trains Stuck in Snow lft-ltd- all help you In a pinch T TOU DONT ASK MONEY! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HISTORY? Qieck the clause which properly completes the following statements: I ft ; ,. pel lit - .- J hlv . . NevJpyank out gra'ndmaa halffcf An being seated Never pull away her fchalr, . .. . kers--V when-mother- a Don't put tack In sisters cereal Or live bees In father's hat; ; Never tie tin cans to doggies And dont try to skin the cat. Never thumb your nose at teacher; All her burdens you should ease; But this little verse wasted Kids will do Just as they please. Is 1t d, Professional samples sent free to registered phT'cians or dentists if request is made on professional letterhead. Salad Produdt, let,, 4403 23rd $1., Long Island City, N. Y. & 60c' j'iSV .35cbpltlos 20c tins I the Italluhs, suddenly fuuod bis iSWfKi lit Original Milk of Magnesia SUT . LAXES NEWEST Wafer HOSTELRY Oar lobby Is delightfully air .cooled daring the sammer mouths Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Batha We' . CbabcelJor Hitler announces: have solved the problem 5f jlrovlite'-lnsynthetic gaolinp and .rubber." How gobd are.the synthetic fuel and rubber; bow clieup? Tbeke things wllbcotue, for qpjenceln the material worlij can do everything better than nature can do It , Fuel will be created, and hying machines, too. as far above todays product as electric light la above whale oil, and the airplane above g , . . Start using thess delicious, affective gently laxative wafers today ... And 'commands from a'ny elder T'heyibould never fall to mind., Never pull your grandpda ,, 60.1XX) .driven hither and thither, and two other armle-of h!4 ablest "fases, sent scattering Into' Uia' Jungif. Seventy thousand ilallusy seizing ft mouyitain fort . tbul Ethiopia thought lnipregnhbla started thd ijussdllrfl tlnd, of yainy' Reason' with bombs frotp the sky.', This tfiue Mussotlnl ys?d bis own white (cal-la- n soldiers, no his pajtivw tfoupk ' from Eritrea, d cause gas, headaches, bloated feelings and . a dozen other discomforts, Mdnesia Wafers come in bottles of20 and 43, st 35c. and 60c respectively, and in convenient tins for your handbag contain ing'12 at 20c. Each wafer is approximately oito adulf dose of milk of- magnesia. AU good drug stores tell andrecommend them. anti-aci- to . tear r rmy( of . Little children shoald ke chdl, .Ever cirtumspect and kind, plrt'astng Halls 'SelussI of Ethiopia, 'waiting Cor the rainy soasoni td ex- Erie Fedley f California by thp aelecflon committee, to ih-fJoI United' StuTes 'polo team s la I Hoop ad-wam-ce'd good XT! from of George Washington-universitnew and refreatiing4 preparation that makes iro'aslLle chlldhlyUi duf; Ing sound sleep" without pain. More and better children, bigger population, is what the world needy with gradual' .'eHmloatton ef (he hopelessly Inferior race by ebsorptloa, or voluntary' extermina. tion, , .market lecivrttTcsT Jen pbints.anj held Ihei ' ; a. week. ter gains . . MANNERS to Suffer Morning Sickness . ' arbitrator. ."Judge nrf that ye be not judged.' t getting . Work, i'aUhogue, tala, a ' IHl Chi-- tacned, pvpresscf tmmelitis alata . and dressed at wice ., ! Dndrnff-8top- Bostity , t the IfislsteJ that all Its pimp ' ; same color. . e When Ve- w tenet of a Hog race was a,nviounfod si the race Why, trftek wibody'. txclalmedl ylrk that" hwp back vfras PARKERS HAIR BALSAM , Hlr Killing Haim Impart Color ud and aded Hair to - t Gray wc and tl then. !b age and energy, ,t Ururyiau. ftltwn Win l'tfii..ru..N T and h would soon be at the beat! UN SHAMPOO Ideal for oao tn of a great industry. Who does not (LUKLbl onnort ion with Park rr'a Hair Halmra. Makes the W aoft rent lair by mad or at cirug- -f believe It does not know Schwab. tliacoc Cbemicsl N. Y. .It bathln d do-elite-s' . fc TWe In handy bottle with dropper ame a . The youth took ids csilege do gree and Immediately went to work. 3 The hflfher st.no time remarked; ?The water is hies but .thi air Is co.61 4The raj.l asnaunwr taiked-lhis patfiral voice. '5 Tbe.gasoirne puipiM staflnft 7 HEW MEHTHOLATUM LIQUID - 2 Jfltlges F O RTTfisfyi nose drops, or If ybu ' ihroatprefer spray, call for Hie thre leg. . Iut Charles It. Kchwab back Wber be waa f0 year ago, the sincerity chardcterfzctl tjicxpe MENTHOI7ATUM H CvosiCOM lost every cent, but escaped death la the railroad wreck. Mr. Schwab r th best fay labor condition fid should la years. (It know; ti wot get as snd laborer a did begaa or $2 ft day. Industry 3, er b calls a stool Capital, labor, pisnagcinenl ft re th the attitude of eveyy diplomat al the Laifgne of Nations meeting. are blind.. irritation and promote clear breathing. e ..' WHATS WRONG WITH THESE SENTENCES! In? . '.'' e-- JA the that will Invade England . v . use has ever .been found recovered from apple for the seeds ' ' . pies. soil that has' Just been rleaned In aasoline should not be worn to a fireworks display., No . T , of Washington wonders abut TV A do with th Kuprvme court Kin dly Fvelin, .' letting government enter the busi3VTiori there li Kindly feeling, ness of producing and selling power. Justices nr easily put right. ' ' Fom suggest putting power on very farnv, eegardlesi of distance of cost, a rural wihII delivery Is put on every farm, If every bolus Is shtltled to gov. eminent wall delivery, every farm Should be entitled to government power delivery on th same bnsls. That would mean bunlmns for cop. per companies, more running water ta row barns, mure Irrigated garden Put Mcntliolatiim Ini patches, more electric Itght' after (Ke nostrils lo relievo undowa (a chicken coop , fcu-bun- the senate. i 111 .'. Wild Ducks Find Haven in the Bronx, New York .. ' golden sbara'--e . . help, and right amount f The liquid laxative generally i help. used is Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. t contains senna and cascara bqtj natural laxatives that can form noi habit, even in children. So, try Syrup ' Pepsin. You just take regulated doses till Nature restores regularity. tight kind (n iarls enlng thnt out? and labntagti on Bngllslt tuen-owar. Nations flgTif, cht'n-- flghl, labor onion fight, and tveu oiea of the asm religion tight. ; . '" JilFE F i 1 There Is a tribe of people In Paul Auspach. the Interior f Africa the members of whh h have no dental worries, due to the fact they never listen to radio programs. . 2 Fourth of July' In Amerlra falls on July 4 this year. 3 The responsibility Tor codfish cakes has never been traced. 4 Children should never be al ft lowed to chew the sulphur the match. It ruins patches.' ' 5 A flea can Jump 215 times U own length 'but has never stopped to verify the fljgure,' 3 Ad odorjess dish of lfvef and onions esn be made by leaving out -- '13--A- FOR. CURIOUS PEOPLE I This remarkable photograph shows t?ie actual rescue of an alien w?i attempted to enter the United States ver lee covered waters outside of Niagara Falls, during w hlch lie fell through the ice. In the photograph out the tinexidred term of fire are Chief Inspector Glema French, Itusel Walton. Fred Snyder and and baa taken tier feat (ft ; . g - the first resident iT Trance the founder if an Insuratuv com j .. . stralgld-lootin- . rom constipation . Ask a doctor about this. Ask you druggist how very popular liquid laxatn cs have become. They give th friendly , ts liLievmj Troublei JXorll? uhai wm read this: In the spring, n takes the place of Thomas Hitchcock, Jr, the only tn-gosun, who declined to make the trl& al With anowdrlfta reaching nearly to the top of telephone and telegraph poles, many trains were stalled throughout tits Middle Weet during one of the worst snow storms In years. This engine was part of a train that 14 houra before the cars were pulled out backwards. waa snow-bounNow a snow plow can be seen coming to the rescue of the engine, one mUe from Jackson, Win. d ox-ca- rt New Jersey high schools will courses In "safe automobile driving," a good Idea. All school boys should learn about automobiles and airplane. ft Kin rtur WNUSarvton, Rjmdlent lM HOTEL Temple Square Wafts S1.SO to S3.C0 Hotel Temple Square haa a highly desirable, frieadly atmne Yea will always find it Immae. pbere. ead ulate, supremely comfortable, thoroughly a (recable. You eae therm, fore uodantand why this betel Isi 9 Tba HIGHLY BKCOMMENDEB Yew earn elao appreciate whyi tea m sort of dlatlmtUam ta Us a this ftooatffwf ftooMry ERNEST C ROSSITER, Hrr. . . - |