OCR Text |
Show .THE WEEKLY NEWS EXPRESS. LAYTON. UTAH Irish Sweepstakes Origin; Great Odds Against Winning BRISBANE . An . Playful Elepliants Annoy Farmers of S. W. Africa t act to permit a sweepstakes on .'THIS WEEK British horse racing events ""was passed by the Irish Free State parliament In IDM.eljrht years after the Free State ufas established. The drawings are held three tljnes a year In connection will the Grand National steeplechase In March, the derby In June and the Cambridge-- ' shire stakes In Octobpr. From ?12, 000,000 tb $18,000,000 Is received for each drawing and of this amount about 02 pW?Fnt Is returned la the form of prizes. The remainder goes to the Irish hospitals, the Irish government. and the ongnnlrters of the ' lottery. While most ! the publicity Is directed at the enormous prizes received by American 'purchasers' of tickets, It should be pointed out also that the odds have been figured out at about 400,000 to 1 against Winning first prize jand 250,000 to 1 Against receiving any prize at all Detroit .OUR GOMIC SECTION . . Divide and Rule Dig Men, Light Eyc Why Go Naked? . . Borrowing a Blimp IT your cactus Hoes not bloom pinch leaves and branches, leaving only branches that grow upward. Water Whenever soli Is dry. " 9 ' e e Mr. Green, American Fedbnatlon of Labor head, warnaathe miners' . . u n o n no( to spilt up the federation. Mr. LeW-llender of the miners, telki Mr. AMBITIONS ' . ' .. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS . . 1 s, In Green, sub-stanc- be ' of chopped mnras cblno cherries and one tablespoon of orange juice added to boiled salad dressing makes, a 'delicious dressing for fnult .salads. ... ' teaspoon of cream of tartar to cinnamon amd sugat used In apple Bauce. (t. glves.lt a . '. delicious flavor. . dying peasant L who summoned his sans ft.od them haw they could break small sticks separately, but could not break them when all were tied together. .1 .ifkWS foR DRUG SttRC. Ohi ERRAND TOR MofrifR.a HED LIKE fo Bt Sl&tt FAlNtER WHEN HE ' . . .EflOWS UP. . DECIDES . . A WATCHES SlfcN FAINTER AT CORNER J U U ' ' ' - SlbPS tt PA55 IfoE'ltME VtR WlfH HI5 FRIEND, DECIDE5 OF ' To BE A MAN lN$ttAD, BECAME . 'THEVRE 50 TRlENDlY ; ON THE BEAT . . motto, blvlde et (Divide and rule"), In dealing with powerful nobles,- is hot unknown to thq enemies of uplon Tabor, or Goethe'r Divide end rule! rowerful word. Unite and lead! (letter word. The proper treatment . for a bilious child lm-p- Tie a .cheese cloth or paper bag over the mouth of food chopper, when cutting- bread, nuts, etc through. tt. Every ' bit will tben bo er X&jL - mu mu . if .I'M'- m - - savfed.- - . . n winriwm li - o a If an apple' tree Is broken by Winter storms, pare- off tlie splinters with a sharp knife or chisel- - and treat the wound with creosote, then give it-- a coat Of linseed oil and lend paint,', Do not let the creosote touch thq live bark. , A .lonely English soldier Hying oft i have hazel eyes nothing else about himself,. Already 250 English girls have offered to marry him, .The 249 disappointed may. find comfort In- a better marriage, picking out .somebody with blue eyes. It many, but It must be said that practically all the great men In history had blue or gray eyes, even 'men from dark-eyefaces, like Napoleon from Corsica; Caesar from Ilome. To save answering questions, herd Is a, short list: Washington,-Jefferson- , Lincoln, Roosevelt,' Edison, Henry Ford.'- Look up the others. ANY 'mother knows the reason when her child stops playing, eats little, is hard to manage. Constipation i But what a pity so few know, the - sensible way to set things rightl The ordinary laxatives, of even ordinary strength, must be carefully ' regulated a$ to dosage.. A liquid laxative is the answer, mothers. The answer to .all your worries over constipation. A liquid can be measured. The dose can be exactly suited to any age or need. Just reduce the dose each time, until the bowels are moving of their own accord, and need no help. This treatment will succeed with any child and with any adult. The doctors use liquid laxatives. Hospitals use the liquid form. If it is best for their use, it is best for home use. The liquid laxative most families use is Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. Any druggist has it. . . SDMfCLEPHON SEES MEN AT WORK. Dors HIS ERRAND, KOD W6 To BE A SODA CLERR INSTEAD, SO HE COULD ' ' DECIDES IN FAVOR OF THAT JOB rfS JUST. LIKE cuMBiNa Trees . BECAUSE SWIfCRES ONCE MORE - HAVE ICE CREAM SDDA5 . (Copyright,, by. Til. world. lyadwste. Lied . HOME AND F0R6r5 HIS PROBLEM IN THE CiTEMENT OF BElNS A SEClNO THE AROUND BaU ' fo . BElNB' A BUS WliER. HE COULD DRIVE" fHEN . whenever he wanted them- . E PIRATE F0R1HE T.ME . . bW ... Yet W Go to War Friendship fb the only thing In the world concerning the usefulness of which ail niankliid are' agreed. Qcero. VgU mere. MAfJ pipMf Know Towm? Hoyv LOoK AT THE SB who HE .wuz- a Fostibrs ?. - ; WAL, SoR 01 PIP TlHK HlS FACE WUZ - WHY KblNP O gome Nbu pidmT .quETioi) Him TT v. FAMILIAR ? r7-.- . - ( It that No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial irritation, you can get relief now with Creomuislon. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomul-6lo- n, which goes right to the seat of the trouble to aid nature to Boothe and heal the lntlamed memn branes as the phlegm Is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, don't be discouraged, your druggist Is authorized to guarantee Creomuislon and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle, Get Creomuislon right now. (AdvJ BETTER LATE THAN on never--com- e in amp Tell t THIS WAS TELLlMl? S-MA- Nt?LJ ''Mussolini threatens to leave the league If jt Includes g bnn on oil In Its sanctions. In modern wir, no oik no wpr. Mussolini nrtly bqy did American ships lo use as' (tenting gasoline storage tanks.' Had h'e come a little sooner .he could have had. plenty 'of (hem at a bargain, about one thousand million dollars' worth of expensive .steel floating Junk' built a when this country.' foolish entrance Into t?e World 'war found It unprepared., . ' . England and fiusstg were getting along, nlcaly,' and now the. Russian' envoy, Lltvlnoff, attending jhe Jate king's funeral, commits the British '. unpardonable sin. ' , After talking with (he View. klng, Ljtvlnoff, Instead of expressing bd-- . mlratlod for , the overwhelming royal Intejlect, remarked that the hew king; Edward VUI.'wns Just-medlocre young Englishman" atr-repeated what (he young king had epld to him, something dop'f." Ol SHURE Hezsor-thvch- ief About, what riYoU . .. VOMAIIS AILMENTS KNoWlllr . IS fPNATC' 1'ucblo, Cola, nid: I was baddy rundow& and. became irritated and depressed ao Comtant screws my back and and dr trengih pains Prescrip- - you luffer burning, icanty or too frequent urination; backache, headache, dizziness, loss of energy, leg pains, swellings and puffmess under the eyes? Are you tired, nervous feel all unstrung and don't know what is wrong? Then give lome thought to your kidneys. Be sure they function properly for functional kidney disorder permits excess waste to stay in the blood, and to poison and upset the whole lystem. Use Doan'i Pill. Doan'f are for the kidneys only. They are recommended the world over. You can get the gend Doan's at any drug uine, tore. time-teste- . . , (to new( hired' 'hand) out and have shod? New Hand Did you sny thought you said shot. been buryl'n Transcript. shod? I Ive Just Evening her.-Bost- Keeping Son mother. WMts Leghorng, Shod Island Reds, Barred Plymoath Bocks, for im nudists for Hart .Gat dtlisery. Headquarters brooder, for ntnrl, artificial, ( tank can b. .std anywhere. Ala. th. MW Badl.nL- Phone, writ, .r win (or price, and wmplst. tnforas-tle- V. - a. HATCHERIEft Balt Uk. Qty, Dt HATCHERY Pray, Utah SUT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY Our lobby Is delightfully atr cooled during the summer months Radio tor Cvory Room 200 Room 200 ' BaUi s It Quiet ' . I'lSf - O. K., dad, I w.oat .tell ' ' Viewpoints . My. husband must be a strong client man, full of grit.- - .; What you want Is a dumb dust- 7 man. Hudson Star. a WELL VoUE FINE ONE LETT1N6 THAT Vou into- CHANGING-- THE; FlREi fellow talk Temple Square Pales $1.50 fo $3.00 - INSURANCE To. HIS r. COMPANY- -- -- i- r Jr QwelL Secrets Are Safe . Tell me the 'story of the police raiding your fraternity. ; '. . "Oh,' thats a closed chapter, now." ' Fifth Corps Area News, Sure Enough you; s ... .lie Exactly I That's It. j . . . B Tb. Hotel Temple Square has blsklf dnalrabln, friendly sluios-phrr- ro You will always find it Imnac aupremnly eomfurtalile, and thoroughly agroeablroYou ran thrro foro underatand why thia hotel iai t. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED Yoti nan also appreciate why i . , She Whats that? You sny our engagement is broken? I dont get . ' .. HOTEL ' 'W fts a mark of distinction to sfoa at this boautHul hostelry ERNEST C ROSSITER. Mgr. . Tim for Everything , Suitor I wish to marry your daughter, sir.'. Dad Do you drink, young man? Suitor Thanks a lot, but lets settle this other thing first Philadelphia Inquirer. 9 A WAY 6UT ... . , t Tn Italy .Sodallsitj, Vnd.dtictrlnes even more radical, led to the rise of Mussellifl, alijed by castor oil and other methods,. ff our dictatorship conies', some radicals wlll'look back sadly tathe good old days when 'you could speak your ntfnd without be--' . Ing shot or put to work. One man's. frosiiiltb man's good news. Sol-H- et - Mr. Nofman Thomas of. the iSo w hig .runs fdr President .'sometimes and sa.w thU New Deal fa lending totFasclsm, a dlV-- a tator. Tested Chicks . It Over Right Wheres that mule I told you to take . r J--- . Do teacher today. rial 1st left peri-od- ic tion I enjoyed my meals and felt fine." Buy now of your druggist Nrw aim, tablets SO ct., liquid fl.UO. Large sire, $1,35. p0 .. imp .taxed my to . th. utmost. fir. Piertya Favorite U. S. Certified Pullorum Fnther I bad a : note from jour name f Duvpmc - Farmer SER y ' a of Cuddlnf ' easily. n believes that the famous cybrere tree near Oaxaca City, Mexico, Is' the oldest living thing, in the. world. The doctor, who has made two visits .here to study tlie tree, said he thinks it Is at least four thousand years .old. The tree Is 140' feet, high ftod Its circumference 40 Inches from the ground Is li7- - feet. Washington Post. . . . eeeereeeeeeeeereee;s; has a lot all bout Yez rreat Know th T'lNS Yez- HAS POHE BRMR whut be CPJ CKL ESI' TnMjW OmOrtn-r- Dr. Ilermnnn von Kehrenck of St. Louis, a consulting timber engineer, -- an we . (SUSS . anv glad t'meet 9IN ATbLUN ME H . i St, P9BELXIB RAN Cypress Tree in Mexico 'Held Oldest Living Thing TIMPANOGOS Boalb 7th East OH WELL Sees lee, CsUt. fee , HAMSHAW i Don't br dlacotiragrd t MaV. up yonr mind to try and have th. clear, fmh thin you adtnjra in other I Thousand, have found th. secret in Cutirura treatment. So simple, too I Th. Soap doothea and cleanse the Ointment . relieve, and help, to heal, You'U marvel at th. diffarencs Cutlcura make Buy Cutlcura at your druggist. Soap t&e. Ointmdnt tie. FREE sample of each on requent. Writ. "Cuticura. pept 9. Malden, Mara. r. Sail Lake City Directory x. . ' PWleflOchle, 'lt87Bro8Ut.SU Discouraged by Incompetence that wrecked two dirigibles, this. coun-- . try decided that, lighter, than air machines are not necessary. It was' necessary to borrow a small privately ewned blimp, to take 'food to 8, OOlY Tangier. Islanders, cutoff from relief py Ice. No heavier thnn air plane could land there' before the blimp, which easily, .', germ-lade- Mia. toulee ,716 River I. undressed; the more strange because they look so hideously ugiy. Still Coughing? - for He ma hoar. You do your Ironing with It lees tiros. Bo snrs your nest effort, In mm-thlth genuin Instant-Lightin- g Coleman. It i th iron every woman wants. It's wooder-f- nl tim and labor as eer nothing life It, Th Coleman la th Iron. tity way toreM.r . IDISSStrttSSIwmi e rwi Betel.' THI COLSMAN LAMS AND OTOVS CO. Dut. WUJ1S WWDta. Keoe ; CMom IS 1 Dr. Fierces Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong.- No alcohol. Sold by druggists in tablets pr liquid. Adv. Is a strange demo.rallznttoh nmkea some long to run about .... . Bertie. VNU ' a TUis ... tbo match inside th. Iron no horned fingers. Th Coleman beats la a Jiffy; . Is quickly ready " - ghreddeij coponttut.. .. C Bell Syndicate.' - Near Tn.mpa, Fla., g schooner loaded with men, women, children, n the why fo establish a nudist colony in the Virgin Islands, ran aground. Navigators were unwilling to sign for a nudist enterprise, afraid, perhaps, of catching cold, so the ship' ran ashore. Nudism Is a queer atavistic craving. The human race- began (hat way In the Garden of Eden, and each of us starts out ns s nudist at birth, The struggle Is to keep Clothed thereafter. f . Tb roll marshmallows In cbeoanut, shake them one by one in a bag of d The Coleman k a amvt ulna lists! Liklis Itm. All Too hsv. to So Is turn vale., strife t vitrh. nd it lights Instantly. Yon doo't hsss to insort Chocolate cake scorches faslly on the bottom and sides because of the large percentage of fat it contains.' Jt Is therefore liecessary .to, bake U tn ta moderate oven. 610VM WtutArtS . . SAW IRON . an Island In the Indian, ocean wrote that he wanted 'a wife, saying; I A cleansing dose today;, a smaller quantity tomorrow; less each time , until bowels need no help at all. After taking Coleman . . "1T0IIIIIVINI " - ' Rub equal parts of linseed dll anl vinegar well shaken Into leather It covered chairs, occasionally. keeps them In good condition. . TOklft a Louie XT s Add one.plRhth the fable of the NO UPSETS 9 ' One feaspofln e, "You showed Meat thawed quickly Is likely to tough. .Keep frpzen meat . lu warlu place before rooking. mind your own A labusiness. bor split serins near, Union Inboh should consld-e- News. Tp djee or cut marshmallow easily dip 'a dry sclssoss Into f powdered sugar. . Efforts are being made by farmers In the Outjo district of South West Africa to obtain some relief from the administration from a be-- , plague of elephants. Elephants, shot, be cannot Ing Royal game, nnd the Outjo farmer who sees his befences, windmills and reservoirs to has simply ing destroyed by them look on. This, however, Is not the; only complaint, for now the elephants have taken to chasing the farmers off their own farms. On several recent occasions fanners, while iri8iectlng their properties have bee'n chased by elephant herds. Each time, however, the farmers have been lucky enough to be mounted and have managed to make good, their eseape, but they have become so annoyed that they are now petitioning to be allowed to shoot th raiders. Montreal Herald. sndther New Jersey fruit Is growers say the extreme cold, freezing the ground two fret deep, will destroy orchard tsests, Including the gypsy and coddling moths. The cold, which has not Injured trees, la expected to discourage larvae of the Japanese beetle. Col Charles A. Lindbergh spent his thirty-fourtbirthday In Wales, his wife and one son with him. He must have felt that he had already lived 100 years, and have wished, almost, that he had been content to remain In the airmail service, apart from the limelight h 0 Kins Fturo Syndic; WNU Barrio. tgro THe. flavor. LASTS TTiat'S WORTH rHAFs. PokT ' 'Tou UNPERSTA9 M 1 PEAR , 7-.- sc s Repeating 1 understanp HE HANDS YOU a lot of soft soap oh, why PonT You wise IF I WERE Yo- u- i'd IP , EXERCISE Good, judgment YOU WERE ME, OF Course You would f ET She I don't Speak' to He Well, all I want 'ISstrangers. (0 get Then we w6n't be str sers" ' . ; . ' ' Easy, to Pleto ' t,ZVnme"Tb:c!herei-Ahat kind of an flrnhreJla? not fussy - |