Show THE LAST RESORT im a man devoid of capital 1 without a regular trade and many things ive tried by which A living may be made I 1 was educated for or the law but found it much too slow and having neither friends nor cash I 1 get much show when tired as brie fiess barrister of respectable starvation I 1 determined as a beok keeper to seek a situation and for six dollars weekly meekly pay I 1 slaved from morn till night I 1 threw it up in much disgust and left with pockets light I 1 then got on a newspaper to win my way to fame I 1 wrote some strong sensations up but soon came in for blame for people said I 1 slandered them and proved it too quite clear and half a dozen libel suits there ended my career my father planked blanked some money down to give me one more chance I 1 opened out a grocery store al and credit did advance for the way that they do busi business neEs now compels a man to trust the consequences need I 1 relate in halt a year 1 I bust since then ive been an auctioneer A civil service clerk A stu stumper at election times A preacher in the park A book agent a hack driver A of snow ive advertised a fake recipe to cause the hair to grow although so many things ive tried ive not net been a success ive dead loads of experiences but ready cash basli far less and now at last the end has come none can escape his fate pin im opening out an office for the sale of real estate toronto gnp gip |