Show Monday April 1 1974 One man's view Page 3 Land Grant Man Returns Land Grant Man defender of tiftth agriculture and the American whey stood on the edge of the quad souper-her- o resplendent in his gng-gree- n garments with the It was with an element of drop-segrimness that he grimly watched the crowd gathered to observe the passing of the noon Nude Runner Land Grant Man thought that the entire spectacle at was rather disgusting “This is disgusting” said Land Grant Man thoughtfully In the midst of his reveries and in the midst of the quad HE finally appeared : The Nude Runner Land Grant Man ' ran To catch him and ran beside him when he had “Pant! Pant! Pant!” Land Grant Man pant pant panted “No! No! That’s all wrong! You cannot have any pants when you are doing this! Who are You?” the Nude Runner asked “Anyway?” “No! I am Land Grant Man! I am here to guard against Immorrill acts” “Well then! You seem to be Justin Time” the Nude Runner remarked “No! As I said I am Land Grant Man Justin Morrill was the author of the Land Grant which provided financial support for many state universities His bust is in the library lobby” “No kidding? A financial supporter busted in the library lobby!” “Why do you do this?” Land Grant Man asked questioningly “I do it because it is the only honest thing to do I want to get a lot of things out in the open Do not take it too lightly Nude running can be dangerous ! Just last week a runner was going across campus when sud- denly he was struck by the beauty of the place and was thereby seriously injured” the Nude Runner answered by way of reply “But why must you run in such circumstances? How can you bare to run in such cold weather?” “Easy! I just take off my clothes and wear my ‘birthday suit’ You have one too Try it on for thighs!” the crowd’s reaction “Judging-b- y you should try yours on for sighs!” Land Grant Man observed perceptively “Why don’t you do this legally if you must do it at all? For example you could run through theT men’s locker room” “Well I am very determined My mother always said that I had a stubborn streak Incidently did you hear about the necrophiliac who streaked through a mortuary?” “Who would go carrion on like that?” “No body that I know!” The Nude Runner was beginning to pull ahead of Land Grant Man so the meeting had to end Land Grant Man shouted ahead at him “But why do it here where they can Cache you? Why don’t you run in New York or Chicago where you will be ignored and can do it safely?” Charles W Johnson “I would rather stick it out here in Logan!” And with that he vanished in the distance leaving Land Grant Man standing alone by phil frank FRANKLY SPEAKING A 210 I AGREE -BUT IT'S R?ME WOM D£RS FDR t?tITE DISGRACEFUL AT7HMD4MCE !' Published during the school yeor by the Associated Students of USU Editorial offices University Center 315 business office University Center 317 Printed by the Box Elder News and Journal Brigham City Entered as second doss postage at University Station Logon Utah 84321 Subscription rates $6 per yeor $2 per Quarter Correspondence should be addressed to PO Box 1249 fY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y I Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y fY fY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Friday April 5th — 8:00 pm — FAC Concert Hall Tickets: $200 Gen Public $1 50 Public School Students Season Ticket Holders Have Tickets Free to USU Students with Act Card Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y I I Ir Y |