| Show T- r- 37 1571 ir Warning- - Tho student guide Grog Hanson — wr b going to mecur washday beautiful Or spoil itrBcpamkng ca if ycu’ve already madeC3 mistakes I’m about to warn ycu Now if you are afreshmoa go ahead and worry You’ll make ‘em no matter how many times we tell you But all guys can just sit back ycu fifth-yeend laugh Thi3 n abiti: cm® High Prices --These rumors you’ve been hearing d bocks are comabout pletely true Bring year bankbook savings account and piggy bank And high-price- wire fceme fer money ar editorial comment Ccmpm newspaper: aIU i in STUDENT LIFE b wcE’rg with over £1CC0 of your azzzy To fz:zzzLziz CZzmzb are payii for this rc— iicuo and Co g CO we wO public this year Raw deal? TTky da ycu the students have to dbpense with money to pay cur way? Is a campus newspaper Cm first place? necessary We COO so Tcke tkb as a warning or a threat or even as a premise: CTUBZIiT LIFE 1C71-7- 2 will be a new-loc- k pagsr No longer will we be a national and world-wid- e nows service We will be a campus and community We hope to cover all the local news events : b t cEEIty Cat paragraph cf hot air mean anything? Because we fed the student newspaper on any Ca why Czzz college camera is the tool cf the students We write for ycu cut Lere not fereny ivory towers STUDENT LIFE b aiming for a new trend cf quality reporting Surely we lack much sense of Lywv ir ! " V w ‘yj uv vvlWv are USU’s 1571-7- 2 guide cf “Hew to flake Yourself Mere So here they Confined Than Ycu Already Are’’ --If ycu g- -t a parking ticket pay it When I was a freshman I made the mistake cf saying “with all the tickets they give how can they possible make me pay?’’ I found cut Right after they towed my car away And another thing don’t think that the $3E0 tickets are really just £0 cents They’re really OE3 And if ycu get four car five cf ‘cm ycu’re in Ycu think the United States has a big national debt wait until the parking department sends you a (£0 bill right when the money from home runs out :ts we can actually turn a mediocre paper into one cf the most influential facets of tins campus STUDENT LIFE is a big investment money-wis- e That’s too much of a lump sum to waste We want your voices to be heard We want to meet your challenges We would like to hear about your pressures We would like to have your And most cf all we would like to have your approval And if we can get the approval cf the students of Utah State University we feel the influence of a student newspaper can indeed become the most powerful voice of student opinion on the campus It has been a tradition for years for the student leaders to write a letter of welcome to the students in the first issue of our paper It has also been traditional for that welcome to have all the sincerity of the downtown merchants local citizenry and assorted leaders I hope we can break that latter tradition We have no intention of boring you with many ideas about how ‘ great and grand’ the coming year will be Neither will we remind you of past deeds and future plans It’s true: you will get out of USU whatever you may wish to contribute A few suggestions that might be appropriate for this time are ‘classes’ ‘student government’ ‘studying’ and even a few evils: ‘fun’ ‘love’ ‘drinking’ and smoking’ The old grind will begin tomorrow and among the good times there will undoubtedly be the times But Utah State has fun enough for all We hope you enjoy not-so-go- od lt Vt f f tv 1 ft i MtilviiUmn bb enpenms)” ycu con be sure they’re not quoting the combined prices cf each and every bock for the quarter local residents tell you that winter comes early and stays late believe them Don’t plan cn wearing year summer wardrobe until the Christmas presents come Ycu’ll die of --When exposure if you do Logon b the only pbee in the world where all fear seasons can be found within a week Although it may be a balmy CO degrees cn Nov 12 it will surely be an AlaskmHblboard on Nov 13 Oh Those Drop and Adda --If you -- If you’re sitting in a class and the teacher says “all these who’s names cro net cn the list ycu must leave and fast! immediately” get out Anyone who has sat through the wrong class for two weeks and were then told ‘I’m sorry you’ll have to leave” will tell you that starting two weeks late leads into serious problems --Don’t believe those teachers who say “We won’t have any tests this these ‘sneak quizzes’ will surely count against you --Attendance regulations contrary to popular belief do not stop at high school If a teacher says you can miss three classes don’t miss four And if you miss six or seven find out where the cards are available drop-and-a-dd -- Don’t believe all those academic wizards when tell they you “I’m carrying 20 hours this quarter have two jobs play football have a date every night and self-confirm- ed play poker until dawn” True they might have 20 hours But that’s just a formality They’ve been around long enough to know where the cards can be found And sure enough when the quarter ends they’ve struggled through with seven hours drop-and-a-dd EDITQa-in-CHE- F MANAGING EDITOR CAFU3 EDITOR FEATURE CDITOa srems CDuoa F1IOTO C3ITG3 CHIEF HEFOaTEaS BUSINESS MGa dtE University StE Box 124 Univ! PO V‘W‘V $Jii MM I Sk5r get a letter in the mail that says” Ycu now have four parking tickets we will impound your car on the fifth” don’t crumple it up laugh and throw it away No explanation is co-operati- on Tun is for all’ books will only coat $17C3 (plus $20 for big trouble quarter” Just remember that all 18 of UA Became when thcae teachers say “Ycu’ll be glad to hear that cur text- needed The Big-Time- rs d some guy with a mustache sweater-veand a hairdo that b parted down the middle walks up to you and says “join a fraternity and suave all the chicks” ask him why he has sat heme fer the post four months without a date Chances are these go without so often that they want you in co they won’t feel so alone I mean these weekends get real exciting with all O cf the brothers singing songs and drinking beer The big time b when the cne guy who actually did have a date come3 home and tells all about it! -- If funny-drceee- st big-time- rs --If you think you can walk down the hall put your bocks down walk outside for a smoke and then come back and get your becks don’t learn from experience A lot of students spend close to nothing on bocks And although you may not have just what they need they’ll find some use fer it I’m sure Now you know how stupid I was! 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