| Show I 1 tho the history of civilized society has been nothing but a race after a perfect human government miss dixon a southern lady of admired skill in penmanship writes with both hands simultaneously rev bev nobert hobert collyer colly er wishes every gin mill chained in the bottomless pit of hell JI A gen gentleman tieman aleman in a boston horse car was heard to remark that he knew upward of fifty native americans who had tartars for wives 1 I we vve never had a bit of toast particularly large and wide atit bub when it fell feil upon tas always on the buttered side A widower who had never neve r quarrelled quarrel led with this wife said bald the last daia dapa day of df his marriage marria ewas was as halpy happy as the first another wido widower said sald the thel last day oi of his nA marriage arriage was the happiest an ala indianapolis swain returned nis lils marriage license with not mma on the baek back of it and a ap P seared gird quite crestfallen erest crest fallen failen when the clerk elerk reclined eb lilied to refund r the money paid for the document do you prefer newport this season asked a wide wire of her husband no maam said the iltis litts husband band 1 I prefer old port part it the wife smiled and so did her hei husband soon after i v Alad A lady asked a gentleman who was suffering from influenza my dear sir Ir what do you use for your cold coid elv eive hive five handkerchiefs a day madam A girl giri at wash washburne burn e illino illinois 19 fired a pistol into the mouth of an infant a few days ago with fatal effect the atrocious caro carb carelessness of the infant in pointing its ris mouth towards a pistol should be severely condemned The Danbury news says say s politics corrupt pain men mr charles agnew of BI slawson awson was supposed to be a model citizen in every respect I 1 but upon being nominated nomina for assessor it fc transpired in a few few feo days that he was in I 1 n the habit of beating his wife had killed one of his child children reft by exposure and neglect had stolen lle ile live geese feathers from the dying djin pill pillows gys 1 of the poor poisoned an uncle to his property and pick ed the pocket of the clergyman who married nim him him when mr agnew was waa nominated he made a neat little speech thanking hi his s friends for the honor conferred upon him him |
