Show PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE 'LOGAN' ‘UTAH' ‘OCTOBER Books Potatoes Onions Gum -- Yho Rates The Breaks? 7' 1943 Varga Girl Music Book Store Head Young Scribe’s Advice List Campus Camera The OPA Comes Thru Again of American education has arisen in the last few years which should be eliminated before every BY ANNA T decent college in the country finds a rah-ra- h stigma atThe Office of Price Administration evidently considers tached to Us name Student Life as fairly Important in spite of the doubts The youth who’s brought to the school by a proselyting that others may have on the subject At any rate the Student Life has been the recipient of several of OPA’s coach is today the honored bov Even with practically no i?arb!ed'"csmmiinii4uCS7- three "of 'Which airiYed this" morning accomplishment while in college the kid gets paid to play The first one comes to the profound conclusion that “Housewives who are not using three different ration books will football or basketball or lend his name to sports stories find marketing simpler when all rationed foods can be He might never see a game His athletic director might bought with two books” They elaborate on this by explaining that after books one and two expire “only books three pull out the whole program yet too often these boys and four will be needed Jo buy ratiorvd foor (With the for four years their way through collt-gtypographical error OPA’s not ours) The second letter was as This is not meant to be a portrait of an athlete Lots teresting as it was unimportant of athletes are just as good in campus endeavor and scholar- but the third was a jewel concern- - jDCQtHTlC StOflCS ing the sale of potatoes and onions ship as they are on the gridiron But they’re the boys who After reading It over three or four 1943 otVlC that the deserve to go places not the high school star with the times one may divine sale of potatoes on an acreage Dead End kid complex and the close frienship of the coach basis is prohibited Before arriving A conception BY LARRY WAN LASS Coming’ in for plenty of comment this week was the Post Office Department’s attack against the Varga Girl known to all readers of Esquire The Post Office Depart-mehas branded these drawings a? vulgar- and obscene and may refuse to let them be sent through the mail to the thousands of soldiers as well as civilians who monthly anticipate this outstanding feature of Esquire Suggestion : New students may be interested in knowing that the college has for your use one of the most complete records-ithis area The collectionlibraries- of phoaogi-apmay be found in the Anne Carroll Moore memorial children’s library So They Say: A lot of auto wrecks lesult from the driver hugging the wrong curve Comment: Many students were more than surprised during registration week when they discovered the staggering cost of books and equipment at our own book store Not uncommon were instances of paying five or six dollars for one book Though there undoubtedly some reason for charging such prices the question has arisen in the minds of many students who are trying to make what little money they have go as far as it will if their book store is justified in putting a 20 per cent mark up on books etc Justification: Benjamin Franklin said it: “If a man empties his purse into his head no one can take it way from him” An investment in knowledge always pays the best dividends ti nt - ‘ -- - at that conclusion however it is necessary to plow through such sentences as: “For a sale of potatoes or onions on an acreage basis which results in a higher price than would be permitted by the regulation if the crop were to be sold on a weight basis as an buddy unclassified crop withdut sacks for So the school gets cut out qf an activity man And the and with proper deduction coach’s protege slides along with his weekly job of winding harvesting expense both seller and buyer are liable to criminal prothe fieldhouse clock and he gets a diploma with a major in secution and the seller who receives more than the legal maxiclasses taught by- - his boss mum price is liable to suit for ” Some time this system may disappear The University treble damages of Chicago helped its reputation a good deal when it did If anyone cares to delve further he may write away with competitive athletics But this is not our recom- into the to matter OPA 503 Kittredge directly mendation We don’t expect the system to disappear We’d Bldg 511 16th Street Denver Colo Too often we’ve seen worthy students who weren’t athletes out of school because they couldn’t be subsidized to attend In the long run they would probably have done much more for their institution than their stadium-hous- e di-o- just like to see a few deserving people get the subsidies Because it’s the deserving ones not just the beefy ones Big-boy?- From time to time Student Life who should get educated today wjU endeavor to keep its readers informed as to the whereabouts of and gum At the present one may purchase in Woolworth’s packages of licorice lozenges in and we quote "gay pastel colors" (Editor’s Note: This editorial is reprinted from The As for gum we are informed by Campus Collegiau University of Toledo and indicates that citizens of Big County that the there comply with the Share other campuses have the same problems as we do So we stores the Gum program by refusing to can doff the sackcloth and ashes and quit singing the sell twenty packages (a complete blues Nothing personal is intended) carton) to a customer However are certain stores that will We like to have the soldiers of the 27th College Training with tongue in chetek sell It Soldiers? How About Detachment here we enjoy meeting fellows from various parts of the country we even enjoy the sincere if not subtle flattery that comes in the form of whistles from men on Wolves’ Hill khaki-cla- d Perhaps you have noticed the subtle bit of good-wi- ll advertising many of the latest movies have had forced into them one of the most common being the saving of waste-fat- s e makes her As the inevitable and generally unfunny attempts at cooking she pours the waste-fa- t quite carefully and obviously into a container A new note was struck in the short showing at the Capitol this week when the patriotic soul poured the grease into a bottle The type of con- tainer is quite definitely not right and which if the grease is hot would be broken (Yes we’ve tried But we also feel the necessity of eating something —even if only a grilled cheese sandwich — between breakfast and supper As the situation now' stands the aviation students have taken over our cafeteria to the exclusion of civilians That leaves just three other places where food can be obtained during a lunch hour: the Union for those lucky enough to get there first and partial to their food and the two drug stores on the campus Although the Union isn’t frequented by aviation students a civilian has to battle his way through a regiment it) ofsoldiers to get even within e In spite of the many stories on of a drug store counter between 11:30 and 1 And after standing the subject we have yet to hear of a Student Life staff member around waiting for 30 minutes the hungry student usually actually selling a subscription of S L to a freshman It just isn’t gives up and goes back to class without eating considered cricket But it is cricket Cokes in the drug store with aviation students are fun in fact it is quite an accomplishment to sell such a subscription to —but it is annoying to find the booths jammed with an upperclassman Said upperwhen food is needed in a hurry How about working classman refuses to let her name this out in a friendly way and waiting until after 1 for a appear in this issue but you might coke — you man in uniform ? phone 391 and ask for MLH child-brid- looking-distanc- -- — can Riding Hood changed her colors? Once upon a time there babe named Little Green Riding Hood who lived in a joint at the side of the wood One day her old lady told her to go borrow some sugar from her grandmother On her way Little Green Riding Hood ran into the Big Bad Wolf who ftas home on furlough The wolf howled softly to himself and said ‘Hiya little chum gain’ my way?" “Want to tag along asked the girl “I always was a sucker for a man in uniform Now till we all about-th- e Boy Stouts" Finally they reached the Grand-cand- y mother’s cottage at the other side 0f the wood Grandma who had just been practising her conga lesson fell for the wolf in a big way Little Green Riding Hood was plenty burned up— being left out in the cold that way When she had taken all she could (the old lady didn’t have much for her to take) Greeri Riding Hood ed a gun on them and said "Okay hand over your ration-booNot one false move or I’ll plug you!” But she hadn’t reckoned with the woodman who had been chopping trees in the nearby forest He removed his outer gar- ments revealing the dynamic fig- ure of— you guessed it— Stupor- man He swooped down on her as she took it on the lam and raced with her to Washington D C There Little Green Riding Hood got in touch with her congressman who let her off pretty easy after she gave him a cut Then she went home and lived eoke-sippe-rs pull-tbe- The STUDENT LIFE 3943 1944 Member Associated Collegiate Press News Campus Rooms 110 Campus 75 — after 7 p Commons Building m Wednesday telephone 50 yo-h- Telephone Published weekly by the associated students of the Utah State Agricultural College Piinted by Clark & Karl Printing Company Entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under the act of March 2 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rr'f of postage provided for in section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 9 REPRESENTED SOU NATIONAL r ADVERTISINO National Advertising Service Inc College Publishers Ave 420 Madison Chilaoo Student subscriptions Boston Repreienlaitre New York N Los Angilen San Y Francisco fiom fee Mad subscription rate ¥100 per year Editor Calder Pickett Associate Editui Business Manager Society Editor News Editor Sports Editor - Nancy Crookston Dorothy Jean Nelson Marian Carlisle Jeanne Forsgren Harry Bonnell Feature EditedAnne Murdock Editor Mary White Proof Editor Gloria Ray Fentuies: Anna Mane Theurer Barbara Dunn Bernice Atwood ' Amy Prince Lucille Hatch Dot Hickman Art Gould Afton Bitton Larry Wanlass Soiiety: Mavon Nielsen Gayle Jacobson Barbara Ann Budge Jean Crawford Adelle Young Wanda Schow - Copy Ollie McCulloch Dick Gardner Beverly Nelson Glen Baugn Duane Adams News: Virginia Cooper Mary Christensen Barbara Ann Budge Donna Marie Simpson Florence Merrill Marian Olsen Proof: Margaret Ann Wilson Dot Simpson Connie Nelsnn ’ Business: LaRue Evans Berkeley Hickman Sports: FIRST COLLEGE YMCA BUILDING ERECTED IN AMERICA IS STILL IN USE IT WAS BUILT IN I8BT AT ! HANOVER COLLEGER INDIANA A PROFESSOR FROM AUSTRALIA UNIVERSITY RAVELED 12000 MILES TO ArTEND THE EMPIRE UNIVERSITIES CONGRESS AT LONDON ONLY TO FIND THAT HE WAS A YEAR AHEAD OF TIME THE MISUNDERSTANDING WAR CAUSED BY A TV PI STS ERROR! 1 ' ' A word of praise: Praiseworthy have been the efforts of the skilled technicians employed by the college such as plumbers electricians and carpenters who have contributed much to and comforts which we surroundings — take for granted Prediction for the week: The Yankees in seven games 3 Old Timer Ecstatic Cadet Bring Library Situations the-pleasa- t Although the library is known asa place for quiet and study situations do Qrise Recently one of the fairer sex inquired “Do you have the Time?” The fact that she was an old and seasoned student held no bearing as she followed the instructions of - Joins Water-Dodgin- g Checkers As Thriller In Athletic Program re g is fast becoming one of Utah State’s leading sports if it could be called such It is rather distracting to sudden- ly find yourself surrounded by sprays of water and even more so when you discover that it twirls ' around ’ also The best time to witness the run- amusing sight of pretty ning in and out of water to the other side of the quad is about 8 a m Some are getting so proficient at it that they come out of it only slightly damp eVer after Of course the best way to avoid Moral: Never pick up a Babe being soaked is 'to go around but n the Woods everyone is always in too big a hurry to dojhat Another angle would be for the elements to quit pouring forth but that too involves time As there is only one other way out hold your nose take three deep breaths and head for your destinaAmong the new and tion as if your favorite enemy were on the in campus things war or peace time will always be hot on your trail the freshman A visit to Windsor Hope you make it " Castle just across the way gives you a fine selection Typical fresh-ie- s they stack their rooms with pictures a few books phonograph records and even raw carrots and snacks Al- apples for ready they have a mascot young Embreogo Jr a midnight black cat who keeps an eye on the ma Chi house when the girls aren't The war and its subsequent curon the alert about another tailments Marj Joe Sumner a brunette angle to bebrought considered by profes-sorsio and her blonde chum Dorothy keep strict rolls kins from Provo love the abun-Fewear shoes — some MortAggies dance of men especially air on an eighteen stamp purchased dets Fond of doughnuts for their the noontime snack they never worry and some that fall— to pieces in vaabout the waist line for they're first heavy rain unrationed riety Almost no students stop to jive fiends but definitely From down Ogden way we find think of the individual characterKarleen Randall who feels right istics evidenced by the species of at home next to her brother Jim’s shoe he wears one Aggie frat house Climbing in and out Yesterday morning shoes with a Pew pair of bought the window to bask on the h or to dry her hair she’s a on a perfectly legitimate eighteen live wire at the castle as she stamp— rubber' heels and all beto cogitate disgustedly upon say’ 111 a knocked out sort gan the particular kind of person peo- hnfr ft) Se'lrom wot? a Emmy Ockey and Mildred Jones pie the brogans he wore The rea- called NePhi and frora “Mickey” KaV by everyone boast the only °nmg process went somethlng llke ls' r°n m the house Besides men they bive Plckb‘3 ard don’t believe in °'d sge 0P wrinkles proudly wears a Phi Delta Theta end bba ’ we cross the bor- - frat pin How do these girls man-an- d der ml° Idaho and bring back El- - age to look so trim? Well Ella ee Christensen from Idaho Ree makes two trips around the Ealls who studies diligently and stadium every night after supper Water-dodgin- co-e- Reviewer Discusses Hervey Allen V Latest - “The Forest and the Fort' f the librarian and went into the reading room to look between the Hervey Allen is one of America’s most promising winters At least he is one of America’s most ambitious writers But he’s addicted to boredom and overdone phraseology and his latest book The Forest and the Fort is especially in that boredom category Mr Allen undoubtedly has a large-scal- e project He’ll write-fou- r books the size of The Forest and the Fort and then incorporate them in a massive affair called The Disinherited But this reviewer is of the opinion that some revisions better be made on the first of the series or it will wind up another of those dusty library shelf models as Alien’s Action at Aquila has become And then what will happen to the project? The chief characnr in the book is a guy named Salathiel Albine When very young he is stolen by the Indians 1700 e book you loved The White style Remember the Indian Boy? Of course He has fine times and roams around in the countries and has three buddies who get eliminated by a smallpox epidemic: But Salathiel has a fighting heritage so the author resurrects him and releases him from wilderness life to become the bootblack of a pompous Swiss officer in the employ of England When the book was cut off by Allen Salathiel had just discovered the great forest trails where the sun seldom appears and w’as heading for civilization Great things are in store we fear To avoid any accusation of plagiarism we will mention tement was made in a review by Walter New York state chronicler and writei Edmonds said that The Forest and the Fort falls far short of niorG simply written story of the wilderness of the forests and the trails and the Indians This story was Conrad Richter’s The Trees We agree That book was a It conveyed the spirit of the frontier the northwest territory and made the reader feel the mystery that space Allen’s book doesn’t do thatBut it has a lovely frontispiece maga- - standard time to find her zine awaiting her Two cadets came to the desk one asking for "I Love You I Love You I Love You” His friend warned him not to get pasionate A"d then ‘here was the green freshman who came forth with the followingi -- Yesterday I had a book and I don’t remember the title or the author or what it was about but it had the prettiest red cover” One desperate cadet asked for a bottle of finger naiI polish re mover to clean his belt buckle After searching high and low for some but to no avail the library’s sixth-grad- river-botto- slap-happi- Castle Girls Follow Interesting1 Lines In New Campus Home ‘most-interesti- ng Student’s Thinking mid-nig- Since the Air Corps has claimed “Won’t you Try Wheaties” as a marching song several suggestions come in for others The sug- gestions are herewith given free of charge to the cadets: “Chew Ten- Crown Activated Charcoal Gum Choo” “Have you ever seen make your washing sweet and foamy suds “The Wonder Bakers afl say Hello” 1IHE Stymies Professors Sig-ha- h -- e -- yi Haw-Cho- et se gervicemen RoUtt LlStS FeW Exceptions Vifemronah best-sell- necessary to restrict the main read- ing room of the library to service- men only from 7 a m to 5 p m and from 8 p m to io p m it has been stressed again this week Dr Hendricks librarian anounces that there is one exception to this regu- lation students doing reference wprk will still use the reference section of the reading room All work of this type must be done within the reference section or at the tables in the lobby Civilian students may not use the tables and chairs in the reading room during the hours at which the servicemen are in the room The lobby and reserve room will be open for study however and the children’s library will be available from 9 am to 2 pm from 3 pm to 5 p m and from 7 p m to 10 p m er 3- near-masterpie- ce ed - For YOUR PLEASURE AND ENTERTAINMENT The DANSANTE m FOR DANCING SAT NIGHTS! ROTC and ASTP students are allowed to study in the library reading room at any time Zll sun-porc- There seems to be a great deal of mystery surrounding the pro- posed tennis match between Bev- erly Nelson and Marine Private Hoffman The game is scheduled for Sunday and at the present time it appears that it will be held as planned Information concern- ing the matter is rather sketchy indefinite since no one espe- cially Nelson and Hoffman seems to know anything about it The most reliable of the various re- ports indicates that Hoffman shanghaied into it during the party the Alpha Chis gave for the marines last Saturday evening The latest news from the tennis front may be found on the bulletin board in the mam hall Said news changes daily but may be recognized by the passionate red chalk in which it is always written Mimeographed announcements may be found m any waste-baskin the main and of course the grape-vin- e is always contributing its share When confronted with specific questions about the game "Bev” never says anything other than “Oh grarnD’ And Hoffman says all his communiques must come from his commanding officer so we will have te remain content with the Information at hand ” Have a “Coke” Come u be blessed and be happy A KBVL w Hill — —— — s Coca-Col- a “Cokq” Ids natural for popular names to acquire fnend!y abbreviations That’s wiiy you hear Coca Cola called “Coke from Idaho to Iceland a “ Coke ” says the American soldier in Iceland and in three words he has made a friend It works in Reykjavic as it does in Rochester ’Round the globe Coca-Col- a stands for the pause that refreshes— has become the between d strangers Have kindly-minde- lOTTlED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE Crystal Coca-Col- a COCA-COI- Bottling Co COMPANY Logan Y Utah -- the global high-sig- n 0 J Th Co |