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Show Page 2 May 14,1965 THE PARSON ffeef ar an Editor Toni Franzolino Business Manager ...Kim Gregory News Editor Marilyn Pierson Feature Editor .... Jeanle Kempe Sports Editor .... Marty Bernstein Adv. Manager Carol Kirkhara Whimsey's SPRING ATTACKS STUDENTS Whimsy OR VICE VERSA? by G. B. Lee Barker must be limited to 250 words. The Editorial Board will reserve the right to shorten letters exceeding the length. Name of sender will be withheld upon request. Editorials reflect The ParAllan Austin views and make no claim son's V. A. Davis to student or college represent Heather Reporters: Maynard, Katie McBride, Dick Paff, Sharon' opinion. Located Foster Hall, Rm. 16. Pratt. 5, Phone Mailing AdWestminster Letters to the editor must be dress: Box 4, in good taste, roust be typed and College, Salt Lake City. Office p.m. daily. signed by the writer in ink and hours Photograph Advisor 466-002- H-4- :30 Convo Committee Studies Problem by Michael Seidel In looking back over the various An astute and knowledgeable friend of mine by copies (yellowed, tattered, full of name of Sweet Tommi (not his real name) repinholes) of this column, I am the struck by its extreme diversity marked in his usual omniscient manner, Ah, Mike, and breadth of topic. Truly it is it is Spring! And as I looked about and thought about an attempt to satisfy a little in I perceived, I found that he, as usually everyone's taste at least once. that which But it hasnt been that way, foris, was perfectly right. There were dandelions in the tunately. Other wise I am sure I lawn and weeds sprouting in the garden, and the would be a nationally syndicated columnist for U.P.L or one of those boys and girls were chasing each other merrily about the Westminster campus. It was truly amazing big name journalistic outfits. Perhaps I will be. I have devised a that all this had happened while I had been thoroughly paragraph which will offend nobody of the psychological and and which should appeal to all the engrossed in contemplation various levels of intellect found on symbolic intricacies of Vasili Mikhaylovich Jones the Westminster campus. Here it new biographical novel. The Secrets of Ferry, hall. is: Truly amazing. Yes, truly amazing. The most startling and frightening aspect of this bizarre change is the attitude of Sam Student to his fellow students. The hostility and rivalry that is usually so rampant on our campus among the cliques and sets and groups seems to have all but disappeared. For instance, I have not heard once of Leonard Buminghams being blatantly stamped Republican or labeled Reactionary, No one has alluded lately to Father Muirs girth. Now one has even asked, What the hell is Anne Showell doing now? Floyd Brown hasnt referred to his wife as Sarge more than once or twice in anyone conversation. Neither Gordon Brown nor Jim Trapp has alluded to my editorial concening the wasteland of bridge in some For some time now there has been much talk on campus concerning the required weekly convocations. Petitions have circulated, heated discussions have developed, editorials have been written and people have lost their tempers. Out of all the confusion and grumbling two points have clearly emerged students are dissatisfied with convocations as they stand yet have no definite plans for improvement and secondly, although. the administration realized the dissatisfaction, it has no definite plan for. better programs either. A stalemate seems to have, occurred. time. There. Now I will proceed to offend somebody. It is a challenge, really, and very seldom have I Somehow or another, everyone is in full pursuit However, during his Founders Day speech May 5, Dr. Arbogast announced that a committee of stu- been attacked physically for wri- of knowlege and sex. The full meaning of this ! dents and administration was being organized to study ting nasty things. The only really pairing is somewhat abscure, but Im sure enable solution to this history is Oh, but these are the rigors of the hard-press- ed the convocation problem. .nat I am not offending deeply enlife of Sam Student and his cohorts. Now that I The committee will be in a position to get down to ough. Either that or I am mishave truly awakened to these weird and wonder-c- ul both of which are inbrass tacks, to hear both sides of the story, find understood, sults to me. changes, I think I will retire to the rear of the weaknesses and make specific suggestions for betterI wish to interrupt here with a ment of the assembly program. For definite action release from Westminster's own Science Building to listen to the dandelions grow and .radio station F ALA (Fully Accred- - watch jhe weeds sprout forth into their beauteous must bp takftn. snnn - Whv wa glaJha - Hmn onfi ited Liberal Arts): The top six summer of both the students and administration when everyone tunes finery. of this week are as follows: could benefit from a reorganization of the program? Teach Me What to Do by the buy you a zircon." Ruby is a nice Queen of the one. It rhymes with the timeless Formation of the convocation committee shows a football boys; Frosh Elected Mrs. Hard word scooby" which means the House, Parker; basic desire for progress and not appeasement, Day's Night by YD President Its same, as ooblie which doesnt for a more efficient and challenging plan which would Gonna be All RightRaybyAllred; Mrs. Mac; exactly rhyme unless mumbled. Fil Beck, Westminster freshKing of the Road, "by Vernon Poe. I guess Id better close with a improve not only student outlook but college standards. The one tune was elected president of the number a local is man, song: This committee will work if we give it the power favorite and is was It campus Young Democrats Club, such a shock currently' being . . and backing it needs. T.F. enjoyed by many many West- minster students. Here it is, the Choir To Present Concert Number ONE tune, Our Ten Year Development Program. done in the inimitable style of FREDDY Ooblie ooblie ooblie When you took, my rock Whanh, whanh, whanh Put it in the coffee perkin Not knowin it was zircon Waga waga waga waga Oh how that thing began to smelt When the gold began to melt Glooby glummy glup (bop bop) But now we know estrangement The Westminster Concert Choir, under the direction of Professor will present Its home concert May 18 at 8 p.m. In the AND THE DREAMERS! Payne Gymnasium. Well, back to some more serious The program will Include the Gloria Patri by Palestrina, whimsey. Truth keeps breaking in, Adoramus te, Christe by Rosseli, O God When Thou Appearest you know. I have noticed that a by Mozart, Hear My Cry, 0 God by Kopyloff, All Breathing Life number of songs by Bach, Let Thy Holy Spirit Come Upon Us by Tschesnokoff, 0, great deal in the popular baby of diamonds. today topic Clap Your Hands by Williams, Brazilian Psalm by Berger, Deo That is no great Stubble stubble ooblie whanh shock, realizing Gracias by Britton, O Lord God, Unto Whom Vengeance Belongeth waga gloop zircon that with doesnt anyrhyme by Baker, The Lament for Beowulf by Hanson, Love-SoWaltzes (repeat Or refrain) it does. handy. thing maybe by Brahms and featuring Sherie Smith, Habanera by Bizet featuring take back my. zircon if you Have a nice summer, friends, and Ill Linda Kelm, Waters Ripple and Flow by Taylor. dont break your neck at the keep that smirk on your face. Accompanists will be Sherry Mullikin, Andy Cockburn, and Gary or perhaps, Ill keep workin to Stark. The finale, Broadway Comes to Westminster, will feature soloists and dancers Leon Athas, Gwen Aupperle, Delena Berg, Michele Buckle, Richard Clark, Byron Clayton, Yvonne DeMars, Sam Johnson, George Ligeros, Meg Megeath, Sherry Mullikin, John Pavich, Dianna Sepal, and Anne Showell. Custom-mad- e for you Max Hodges April 19 at the annual club banquet. Serving with him will be Yvonne DeMars, vice president; and Mike Mitchell, secretary-treasure- r. May 8 the YD's attended the state convention of Young Democrats held at the Hotel Newhouse. West- minster delegates were Johnny Williams, John Pavich, Jeanie Kempe, Steve Martinez, Fil Beck and Yvonne DeMars. , ng iiDSLINTAN PRODUCTS ran in If If If ar If from 79 c to 2.00 See them all at our Rexall Store KfVfi 1208 East 21st South 466-861- 1 P.E. 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