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Show September, 16, 1955 THE PARSON The Campus Creep son why NOW READ THIS: i I by . Jud Farmer This is the beginning of what I hope will be a beautiful friendship twixt me and thee. I intend to write this column every other week. I sincerely hope it will get printed at least that often. If it doesnt, Ill have to make carbon I should PAGE THREE bfc different. Therefore," like any good Dr. Carroll P. Hurd will have I several sources. To wit: A musty old writer, book of quotations, a copy of Ripleys You Better Believe It, Dr. Carroll P. Hurd comes to a few assorted 10c pocket books, and whatever I am able to Westminster College as Prof, of Political Science. Bom and rearget from eavesdroping on private conversations. Dr. Hurd completed in Of course, for your own good, I better tell you that Im ed hisMissouri, Bachelor of Science work very good at giving advice. In fact, I do that better than at Central Missouri State College, anything else. So if any of you have any little problems Warernsburg, Mo. He received during the year, let me hear about them and Ill be happy his M.D. degree at Drake Unito help you. All comments are also welcome. All contri- versity of Misouri, Columbia, Mo. butions should be not longer than a Bible 101 term paper He did graduate work at Eden and given to hie or Dtek Proctor, or put in my mail box, Theological Seminary, St. Louis; or pony expressed, or carrier pidgeoned or anything like Iliff School of Theology, Denver, and at the United Nations, in that. New York. The first thing I want to do is welcome all the Frosh and other new students. If you live right, you will find Dr. Hurd is a member of Pi Pu, national honor society many joys here. Among them will be: Term papers, final Sigma for professional men, Pi Sigma exams, pink slips from the Deans office, and reading this honor society in Alpha, column. And by the end of the year, all new students will Political national Science and Zeta Kappa have learned (if nothing else) to say Ah Ha in a deep Epsilon, national honorary history resonant voice. society. He also belongs to CenDid you hear abqut the girl that went up to her boy tral Missouri Public Administrafriend and asked, Darling, notice anything different about tion Society .and is a member of . copies and pass them out with the chapel program. Perhaps Id better explain a little about this column and its purpose. First, the name. Now Im not really a creep, I'm a very likeable guy. Those who know, me will tell you Well, maybe you better not ask them. Actually, the name has no particular connotations and means nothing. There isnt any special purpose either. Ill just write anything that happens along. However, there will be two regular departments in this column. Each time at the end, Im going to include an interesting fact under the heading DO YOU KNOW? It will be one of the timeless bits of information that you just cant get along without knowing. The other regular bit will be WORDS OF WISDOM. One of those trite, superfluities that you can bring out when the conversation ' gets dull. Now its a well known fact, that people who write for a me? New Dress? regular publication are seldom very original. I see no rea- oft-quote- d, t Zions Methodist International No. New, Hair-do- ? No. . . , , ' I give up, what? Itn wearing a gas mask. what ttiat proves) . . wonder (I , &0, YOU KNOW? If you subtract 40 from the number of cricket chirps a minute and divide the result by 4, and add 50, you can tell the temperature without a thermometer. (A thing like that, could put the thermometer makers out of business.) ; WORDS OF WISDOM ; f As you sew, so shall you rip. y Prescriptions If OPEN A CREDIT BANK ACCOUNT .. Soda Fountain . Luncheonette , I j i Sundries j ! i Magazine AT I Tobacco I Film Service COMPLETE Ijp74 EAST 2 1st SOUTH ONE-STO- P i SERVICE StadexU . . . J 1 i I i drive a little, and ! SAVE A LOT " Thrt ' Exdtlng... dramatic and so flattcrlngl continental feeling to th square nck collar... Warrens ' nd interesting back detail, in Sanforized RIPPLESHEEN . . . and gobs of colors. Sizes 9 to 17, i HALMAR I . 1087 East 21st South S - .'Jfl - Sugar Houso Service 156 WEST 9th SOUTH Regular 26c . V- -l Ethyl 28c on fill-up- s Bryan Pharmacy 1702 South 11th East Dial IIU 4-43- 93 ' a A : |