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Show THE PARSON a brilliant color, a gay print or Fashions COCKTAIL PARTY track down a handsome handle in an antique shop and have a unbrella made the more elaborate your parasol the more ' stylish you will be this For the Coming one-of-a-ki- Year People grasping nd Cocktail glasses I Coughing, choking. j Getting stinking. .ion-sogg- Some discreetly. Boiled or tried, Some completely j Ossified. ga-eve- ry Liquor spilling. Trousers sopping. . all-the-ra- ge Bodies dropping. Underwear, Glasses falling On the floor. No Less People calling, Discus A round object which greatly resembles a pancake, and is just a teensy bit heavier than some I've heard the dorm students tell about. Shotput This is a relic cannonball thrown by one player in an attempt to knock off the competition. This results in the bumps on the field which, next year's football team stumble over. Hurdles These are either low or high, depending on how long your legs are. They are leaped over, pranced around, but mostly run into. Pole Vault This event is limited to those souls up for the' "Most Likely to Break His Neck" award. After a graceful flight through space they land in a swirl of sawdust and are promptly knocked flat by the falling bar. Tools and Hardware Brlih Conduct Human Relations Program The entire board membership have in making lovely aprons and homecooked faod3 to be on sale. Mrs. W. G. Rouilard is president of the board. Proceeds from the tea will go toward beautifying the dormitories. ed . might-have-bee- has-bee- day-to-da- YOUR YATCH inter-grbu- 1 WANTED! THE COMMUNITY. Students interested in writing for the Etosian and the Parson for 1954-5- 5 please apply in writing to Timothy read what wa3 written by the editors. Include in your appliPaul, cation any previous experience, f like to read about David and your hobbies and what type of Saul, position you are seeking. 3ut most people don't read the Write to: Etosian Editor. Marcia Bible at all, Baldwin; Parson Editor, Mickey But, brother, theyre rbading Kerikas. you. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that t I love, Mark, Luke and John point to more people worry than work. Heaven above, jnMuumMnmHimiuiMiHHiunnmuinMiunn""H" They all fit together like hand in gospel, according to Mathew, I Americas ! Finest A film. HERI- which was a United Nations production, was also viewed. Moderators for the morning and afternoon sessions were: Dr. Lloyd Wilcox, professor of sociology, Westminster College, the Very Reverend Richard W. Rowland, Dean of St. Mark's Cathedral, and Rabbi E. Louis Car-do- n Congregation Montefiore. TAGE, and deeds, What can he read in you? The blessed whole Bible is true. 3e Mrs. Lee Muir. Mrs. Edward F. Freeberg, Mrs. Alvin L Morris; Mrs. L. O. Skaggs Jr., Mrs. Donald G. Christiansen and Miss Florence M. Pierce. might-have-bee- - glove, Vcsfminsicr I d like to be a could-b- e On Tuesday April 13th, an In- If I could not be an are; stitute of Human Relations was For a could-b- e is a may-b- e presented by Westminster Cbljege With a chance of reaching far. and the Salt Lake Bnai B'rith in I d rather be a has-bee- n the Administration Buiding of the Than a n by far. For n College. q. has never "No more liquor'. been The purpose of this Institute was WHAT? WHAT???? n was an are. to place in proper focus the prob- But a lems of y NO MORE LIQUOR living in a soof people of diverse religions ciety People snicker. races and origins. Does Unbelieving, This Institute is planned ftor Let's be leaving. group leaders, teachers, youth workers and others who desire to No more drinking? foster better human relations in Groans and hisses. school, club, church and commuWhat a stinking nity and to work for the reduci keep time? p tion of tensions. v n Rally this is. m Hit rrrim A The program was divided into YeWof - Record). three sections: THE ROLE OF THE (CourtesySCHOOL IN HUMAN RELATIONS. PATTERNS OF DISCRIMINATION LET US TEST IT and THE RESPONSIBILITY OF What is the gospel according to you? 'an people see that to Christ you are true? four neighbor 'reads your actions The Al Freshmen reaching. Heavy smoking, Air gets thicker. Someone croaking - you. Pays Visit Westminster and BTIai vDrop some more". Bodies steaming. Morals stretching, Women screaming. t toothpick .which is thrown by one man to a previously chosen spot, after which the coach runs out and drops a tulip bulb into the hole which is left. Silver Tea Today The academy gave their program also at First Presbyterian Church in Ogden, Sunday morning and also at First Presbyterian here, in Salt Lake. Mr. George Otto was their conductor. Steady swilling. -- W asatch Choir The Women's Board of WestWasatch Academy Choir turned minster College will hold their out en masse to conduct a comsilver annual tea today from 2l30 mendable performance for the to 5:30 p.m. at Ferry Hall. Westminster College student body, Mrs. Everett B. Muir is chairman, Monday, April 26. assisted by Mrs. Harold C. Hendee, Featuring a few spiritual num- vlrs. P. W. Dayer and Mrs. Bryan bers first, the program gained mo3atterson. mentum with a sextette and quarSpring flowers will grace the tette and then came to a close, tea table surrounded by silver and with the full choir singing a candelabra. Pouring will crystal melody from Carousel.' People smoking People drinking, Ieanett Salleman Spring. Rain makes the flowers grow Invest in white string gloves. and were all for that, but a girl's They are wonderfully bright and y looks have never been known to in the rain. To the thrive under water. help Most important of all is the rain- somewhat impossible situation coat. Raincoats this year are at thee are a few bright ideas for their peak of popularity. There is the situation! the imported trench coat, from Become an umbrella fancier . . England which is the a pretty unbrella will keep you ioggy where, kind as dry as a sensible one will, M besides all this they are coat, this and they are the highest style this time of year, spring. Make it a point ' to have then there is the modified trench coat which comes in brillanf, vi- jrant colors; these coats are all .ined with Milian, and they keep cu as cool as is possible. We also have the up and com- .ng polka dots in a fabulous rain rcoat with a full skfil and cinched No girls, there's no reason to m waist line . . . this gives the hide your eyes. Those are track eminine look. uniforms and it's perfectly legal. Wear a bright touch of white; When we quit playing basketball luck a 'kerchief in your pocket or and football our sports aren't over wear mammoth earrings. Pin fresh by a long run. Those boys aren't xlowers in your lapel theyll running around spraying dande- thrive in the rain. Have special lions this is Track and Tennis sea- rainy-da- y lipstick and a more son! The weather's glorious and pleasant day situation is yours. our fellows need some encouragement, so let's give them our support. Ill refer you to the sports The Gospel According page for details, but we've done pretty well in our first couple of to You track meets; and the tennis players are going wild. We'd like to conBy Phil Kerr gratulate them for walking away with all the honors ,at the BYU Men are not reading the Bible to- Invitational Tennis meet. day, For you who don't know too They're dashing about in their own reckless way, much about this grand sport of Most of them dont care what God track here are a few definitions: has to say, Javelin This is an overgrown But, brother, they're reading By Three 8 li Miminii n ELECTRONICALLY OH OUR FREE FREE The test will tell you on EXPERT CRAFTSMANSHIP QUALITY PARTS AU WORK ELECTRONICALLY TESTED ON OUR "WATCHMASTER people don't care what ! Jesus Christ said, Shoes Their minds may be keen, but 5t s their souls .are so dead, The Bibles .ignored, they read comics instead, But brother they're reading you! But mOst IFLORSHEIMl I SHOE SHOP 164 So. Main St. A. L. Hoiman, Mgr. The money the other fellow has is Capital. Getting it away from him i3 Labor. i j 1074 E. 21st South jj Sugar HousO COLONIAL Clark Hardware .1027 E. 21st So. Ph. 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