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Show Heck, no, replied the other boy, its like that Santa Claus stuff . . . its your old man I Foster Hall Girls' Dorm There are some new faces in Foster Hall this semester. Hand-l- o Quock has moved from San Francisco, Paul Maddox from Tooele, Bob Cicle from Idaho, and Jack Little from Sheffields. You probably all saw Handlo and Bob Cicle boxing in the Heres some more news from Dude: Why do you ride while the is where it Ferry Hall, place your wife walks? pre-Dix- the latest fad to knit argyles, play duets, and knit more argyles. It is becoming a habit there to be engaged. Now, both Hazel and Patty have beautiful diamonds. Congratulations (To both ie 1 bouts on February 5th. We are glad to have you aboard, men. Indian: no She Tired Customer: Well, whatta yuh know? Its still warm. A widower is a man who yearns to get married again and take a new leash on life. Warden: Ive been in charge of this prison for 10 years, and gottum horse. The three agea of man are School tablet; asiprin tablet, and stone tablet. : girls and Harold and Dale). Slow Waiter: This coffee ii With the new semester, we imported from Brazil. Two men of Foster have become have two new girls in Ferry engaged to two ladies of Ferry Maurinee Morely and Mamie Hall. Harold Wylie to Hazel Lewis. I hear Mamie walks and a Haines ; Dale Gebo to Patty 4L talks in her roommate sleep. (Her Moore. Our best wishes to the 7VETERANS IP YOU RRTHTER finds this quite interesting.) four of you, with all the happiness SERVICE, CONTINUE TO PAY life can bring. The little orchesta and other inYOURGI INSURANCE PREMIUM Our intramural basketball team habitants of this abode have been TO FOR AT tEASTONS has played three games and lost preparing some entertainment for MOWTO THEREAFTER... BUT two by very close margins, so we the assembly they are giving next ARRANGE ATOt&E TO NAVE are expecting to win the rest. week. PREMIUM REDUCTIONS MADE Wayne Halstead has been high As we gained two girls we lost FROM VOUR SERVICE FAY man so far. point three Nancy Ewing, Margaret Speaking of Wayne Halstead, Scott and Barbara Misner. Nancy skiing. . . . Thursday night his finished school at the semester last Thursday he decided to go and i6 going to Mexico for severankle was giving him trouble. It al months, Scotty is working seems that he pointed one ski and Barbara Joyce is teaching in down the mountain and the other Ogden. down a hole in the snow. Well, The WAA he started down the hill, but his a delicious basketball team has steak dinner here, a foot wouldnt let go. Result while back. It proved that the cracked ankle. girls can cook as well as play for fall tnfomatloa watid rm Miro: . Foster Hall has a ball. ski budding VETERANS ADMINISTRATION file v champ in Budd Farr. He told me And there is still Mothers Club that he was planning to show Alf Dames Club held here in the and Engen a thing or two one of these EXPERT CLEANING AND months. Bud bought Paul Mar-tyni- large lounge. PRESSING And so, dear readers, until next even and a half foot skis and tried out the sport for time when more argyles have DEPENDABLE LAUNDRY knitted. the first time the other day. SERVICE . that calls for a celebration. What kind of a party would ypu boys suggest? Prisoners: Open house! Lit Henry Dolt r HENRYS BARBER SHOP V-- A For thi Beit Out in Town n ' rfli ' SOUTHEAST JEWELRY PAUL . 7ANEHAUSE& Swiss Watchmaker 1199 East 21st South ws JOJinr AEBDITO JOT Lecturing his son who had been avoiding school, the father asked sternly, What do you mean by playing truant? What makes you stay away from school? Replied the son, Class hatred, father. - . 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