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Show TV'ULTURE Wigglesworth 1 ders concerning this and is also mv Chem lab teacher. Incidentally, since the Cowboy Lady Dance, a poll was taken of the girls who dinced with Curley and they decided he was more fun than a human. Mmmm, I wonder?? And speaking of Sam Hatton, Blaine Beardall and the. rest of the gang who entertained us so well and especially to Mr. McCabe who unintentionally contributed to the intermission entertainment. Now comes the cultural portion of this educational article. I hope it will prove helpful to all two of you who read it. First, a bit of conversation over heard at the Girls Dorm Saturday -- night: He: Weil, arent you going to kiss laces. I crawled up into the mail boxes; me? She: ( doesnt anyone ever clean out their I nearly through box 17. with the help of Brown to you) shop . . . heard CAROL GUBER Well, kids, here I am again, writing a column intended to bring you students in the realm of learning some sort of culture. Im not too sure about the reason for my writing this other than Curley issues the or- ' Hi, People. Remember me? Im Wigglesworth, the Westminnie bug. I thought Id never get back to school this year; I was curious to find out what Chris and Pete found so interesting up in the canyon. Now I know but per' machine sonally I think that pin-ba- ll is crooked. The first thing that greeted me upon my return was the announcement by some young man, Im the fastest man on the campus. Later I heard this young man playing Race Horse . . . hes fast?? Saw Jim Sako (attention. Dean Boughton) in chapel, moaning tell us, Jim, just what did that milk diet do for you? After chapel (during which I perched upon Dale Gebo s crew cut and personally I liked Urbans better, I could slide off! this boys hair you gotta fight your way out of.) I rode very safely down on Big Jacks foot. I say safely, because no one could ever fall off those shoes good boxes ORNER ) He: Well? smothered plowing I staggered slowly, Father Time (Paul down to the flop something new (?) Last FOSTER HALL The best Cowboy and Lady in all Foster Hall history, it was! Yes, everyone enjoyed those thick, juicy, tender, venison steaks furnished by the mighty nimrods, Wayne Halstead and George Hall. The men are still laughing at Bill Golds antics. The Dorm is again a quiet place for study . . . midterm. If ever you happen to be on the third floor and notice the meat packers odor, try senior George Halls room. Eight sets of deer horns and two of elk horns adorn the walls- - What a hunter! Midterms really worried the chem classes . . . Mr. Day didn't get his deer. Have you noticed any muscles bulging on Bill Gold? Look closely, because he has been taking a muscle building course with Dumb Bells. Alright, Im going. Wayne Halstead and Bob Swain went home to Vernal to hunt pheasants. Any luck, fellows? C. Bruce Farr weAt along for week-en- d, the ride. Sonny Cornejo had to leave the dorm to go home last week. He hopes to return in January. He was one of our four best tackles and played in our last home game with Dixie. Sonny was a Nevada guard last for Elko year, playing High. all-sta- W ' te m'lfi Ir-I- i HI mjrXf SOUTHEAST I JEWELRY ! PAUL E. FANKHAUSER Swiss Watchmaker 1109 East 21st South . dont throw anything I would like to leave with you a final bit of wisdom. fact that love hasnt 2,000 years. Greek girls all evening and listen to That is the changed in used to sit a lyre. She: ( ) He: Say, are you deaf? She: No, are you paralyed? OK? OK, so it wasnt funny. But Winnie Pittman and Billie Hahn declaring their rights Life, liberty and the pursuit of (censored) men. Pete Ota is still trying to figure out what Dave Steele meant when he said Pete .was the offensive water-bo- y. Was anyone alive on Halloween? I (lucky boy) was in Ferry Hall on that eventful night when, at approximately 10:15, 6ome 'spooks crept up to second floor and commenced to make noises, like wolf howls maybe, followed by shrieks of terror (AH?) which blended beautifully with the firebell, man bell, wall buzzer and front door bell ah, yes, enough said. By the way, whos Felis, the Fearless Puritan? I heard Elliot Haines likes mountain climbing so does Hal Per-hayou boys should get together. Yesterday I was watching football practice when suddenly a violent roar echoed from beneath a long red sweat shirt, topped by an undernourished football helmet, both being supported by two of the longest, thinnist legs ever seen. Relax, it was just Bill Boughton expressing an opinion. 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